Quote with (one of) your best ass shots

Higgs personal trainer had a suggestion for him, a brand new jock, super sturdy, sexy and oh, IT MAKES YOU GROW!?

🚨🥤Giveaway for all the #monsterfucker s out there! 😈🚨 We’re giving away ONE signature Monster Fucker, just repost and follow us here before 20:00 gmt on the 15th of April and we’ll draw one winner via random number generator! Good luck <3

get rotated idiot

Immutamorph Brand Inflatable Brutesuit™ Originally a device for rapid conversion of 'test subjects' into obedient drones. An astonishing amount of brute suits have wound up for sale on the kink market, unaware of their true purpose. #kinkart #hypnokink #inflation (Art: @garfoffinland.bsky.social)

Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming? Both. It's both.

The FDA has apparently raided a company that sells poppers. A reminder that RFK Jr. believes the anti-LGBT conspiracy theory that poppers cause AIDS. www.them.us/story/rfk-jr...

Rereading How To Kill A Superhero and reminding myself how influential this series is on my tf fetish 🥴

me every day on this app (mild severance spoilers)

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All he does is eat and fuck

For so many reasons. (Reposting with alt text.)

Chicago, baby.

This episode of #Severance

Nipple Thread Nipple Thread Nipple Thread (i miss my piercings :c)

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

tonight

Fuck

Bluesky employees seeing all these gays on here

It’s actually required here on Bluesky to let your crushes know you wanna fuck

How to talk to dog boys.

Thinking about Sonic Eyes.

To be considered thicc, your cheeks must be universally recognised to be undeniably capable of being used as a murder weapon.

On this day in 1977, this bigot, Anita Bryant, received her just desserts. There's a lot of transphobes, including in the queer community, we need to pie the fuck up with extreme prejudice. I'm just sayin'

She's so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!!

i chaffed the head of my dick doing cardio on the elliptical this week : (

Moopup 🐮🐶🤠

Current mood.