tacos de Al Pastor

how’s it hanging ?

focaccia crust friday

need to be certified to taste grade tater tots on a professional level

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button on my flannel is holding on for dear life god I’m so #fat

dreamgirls fandom stand up

Fortnite the Simpsons

still thinking about the kickball game I organized earlier this year

tennis yesterday

brown nipple check-in, drop a comment if you have beautiful gorgeous brown nipples

mini reveals on twitter again? this is bluesky mama we show COCK

posting dick / unfollow or mute if you must

the lion does not concern itself with a merch set from Chonk Club

my armpit is the hot pan of the body and all of you are garlic and onion 🫶

the naysayers don’t want you to know I’ve been going back to the gym and getting thicker everyday

South Central└A, Slauson Ave

I deeply love it when friends send me videos of them topping……..more of you should do that

I understand I’ve been largely absent from bluesky but what hasn’t changed is my love for hairy asses

good afternoon team

call me ritz the way I always got a cracker in my mouth *tweet deleted*

how the day feels when you know you’re getting head later

breaking each individual cage for #locktober

John Goodman in Raising Arizona

Sniffies in Burbank is active

posting my dick / mute you if you need

watching the greatest story ever told by a Mexican man since I started tweeting in 2013

grown as hell with a job and rent. I’m not calling it “my pp”, that’s my entire dick balls and ass

changed me

got a breakfast burrito in the #airfryer, a finger in my #butt, and put on the rocky horror picture show in my #mexican living room #youremad

weekends are for being #mexican

alright being a dad is over for the night. I need to throw neck now

we won btw

the dad running around the field yelling at their kid has clocked into work

days like this are when I miss being an academic the most

oomf sent me a photo of the huge dick he milked just now

tennis yesterday

when oomfs are flirting in the comments

lost 4 straight rounds of Fortnite

this auto caption took me the fuck out

rt if u agree

didn’t realize the voice actor was hot, maybe I was too quick to judge

was forced to watch the tiny chef show at work today

not the my bf fries

I’m having a ball in this bitch

omw to trader joe’s for their michelin star orange chicken

more or less, a visualization

took a very #uncut nap just now