it’s always going to be the gold line to me

truly amazing

gm team

want popeye’s real bad

now that bears are starting to become burgeoning photographic subjects, let’s learn how to light - lets experiment with angles - let’s play with textures - let’s stop shooting them only within a traditionally masculine imaginary

a plate of chili cheese fries

IF YOURE STILL IN LINE FOR MEXICANS STAY IN LINE

🇲🇽

get Mexican right now

stepped out for some light summer fun

Super Mario Sunshine Disc 🩵

Photobooth blow job for Pride.

there’s this old guy who goes to all the repertoire theatres in LA and rushes the stage for a photo whenever there is a notable celebrity guest for the Q&A

does it clock to you that I’m breasting on business

the gradual process of feeling your dick leak after a really good sensual kiss

not queer as in I like to fuck men but queer as in I’m an assemblage and I like to fuck men

saw a car this morning with the license plate MAKDAWG

hiiii lol onlyfans.com/moodymoos

do you guys like penis on here

uppies enthusiast

deadlift enthusiast

saw T2: Judgement Day for the first time in years and came to the realization that James Cameron has a bit of a critical lens about the powers that be

played marathon (seriously) for the first time yesterday and it’s actually really fun

Hunter Biden’s huge dick

gm I’m going to the movies today 🤩

movies that make me feel like I’m chewing glass

the guitar notes from the brokeback mountain theme that makes me want to kill myself

Wish I had some big fat hairy nuts dragging on my face or a double cheeseburger LIKE if you agree

she what

a hallmark of #excrement #cinema

what I love about Chicago is that there are gay people, unbeknownst to me, being aired out in much larger numbers than any other city I’m able to readily identify

I’m kinda like tweety bird in that I also tweet from my cage while some pussy hunts me down

at the bar, moments from getting railed in the bathroom stall, telling vers tops that I’m on the ball tonight

if you ever see my waistband at my belly button it’s because I’m trying pick up cottage core bottoms

went to one of those sex parties disguised as pool parties this past weekend and honestly it was pretty fab

Marvel Rivals when I get home

went to Short St. and they knew my social security number by heart

Gay Curb Your Enthusiasm bit where someone gets teased for making bear face but they’re actually recovering from bells palsy

one of the biggest strengths of Pollo Campero is their infinite stock of juicy mouthwatering chicken but that inevitably leads to their biggest downside; and that is the gradual descent into a nauseated state so severe you have to leave work early

I will be #doublefisting a pair of dicks by the end of the month

they’ve been paid in full 👌

your favorite pickleball player’s favorite tennis player turned pickleball player

mhm

something about holding the back of someone’s head in your hand as you drive into them during missionary

Therapy speak is so fun, like my 4 day old meal prep lunch was lowkey gross but I went “sometimes good enough is good enough” & it felt pussss

PEDRO AMOLDOVAR DAY

what did they mean by this

unprepped hole

if it’s west of the 5 it ain’t east