again

post that circumference

bear clothing brand named BurlyPup’s new spring drop of mesh camo jersey with orange typeface that reads THIS PUP WONT BE PUT DOWN

Need passionate breeding

wait why is The Wiz so goddamn good???

minor head cold sucking the energy right out of me

trying my best to understand the concept of a power chord

>be me >see a job posting that’s aligned with the kind of work you’ve dreamed of doing >click on organization webpage >see they’re based in the inland empire >close tab and go back idealist.com >fart

jubilee in marvel rivals is coming

when is archival pro club hitting #cannes

have you ever been able to breathe through every pore on your dick

cleaned under my foreskin with this stuff today

I love entering the bathroom at 32 years old after my 28 year old brother and seeing the toilet seat completely splattered with piss 💗

took my son, 3D Google Octopus, to the kite festival

second coffee saving me from complete collapse

the confluence of sex and food — intimacy and freedom — the friction between slavery and desire — “How loose the silk. How fine and loose and free.”

rereading Beloved for the third time in the last 5 years

chamoy tajin rim on my pineapple mango agua fresca before 11am

jacked off last night for the first time in a really long time and it was #fab

consider this

the expression “cummy hole” should be part of a list that automatically drafts you into the US military if you use it in earnest

this is for the fat fucks

I really want to bounce on dick

Raising Arizona, an absolute dynamite of a movie

Raising Arizona (1987) Director: Coen Brothers

it’s #fatfuckfriday

didn’t get nacho cheese with my diablo dusted nugget order yesterday and I almost had a Moment

#walking #children #in #nature

cilantro hater

I forgot that Sh*yda K*fai follows me on instagram

a second coffee is like the start of the bridge to Call Me by Aretha Franklin

my bike has a hole in it. my white bf is coming to rescue me in south pasadena

I’ve hit a plateau in my tennis scaling

twice in one day

I was manhandled by a bunch of #gaybears

even sniffies isn’t immune to consolidation under corporatization

saw soiled content (someone wearing a d*aper) before noon guess I’ll just try again tomorrow

remember being >25 and flexing that you’re running on 2-3 hours on sleep because you were in an unspoken competition with other people to see who could function the most coherently under subpar conditions

I like to hang out. Sit on a couch. And chat.

Ross Undress for Trade

if you ever hear me say the words, “sunday scaries”, understand that I’m trying to signal to you that I’m being held hostage and they have my family hidden somewhere

hey

farmer’s market tomorrow

sex parties on Partiful

oh fuck

south central mentioned

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