“Who is that fat fuck?” *complimentary*

ham and cheese croissant so good it made me want to get a government job

hellraiser

tennis tonight

btw

I made a sandwich alt on instagram

The Velvet Rope by Janet Jackson

gag on it

Had to make a gofundme Basically going through health issues and lost my job so anything helps. I know times are rough for everyone 🤕 gofund.me/a0cc3fb93

kiss the tip if you’ve heard this one before

type of shit I’ve been on lately #typeofshitivebeenlately

hey

Some of you have forgotten humor and shit talking to shit talkers and I need you to remember these things asap.

#yup that’s #me

blew my shit smooth off

What was your #childhoodcinema The Highland Theatre in Highland Park. Miss her bad, like of all the things that haven’t been revitalized. 🫩

eggers fucking spun shit against the wall with the vvitch

you couldn’t pay me to take a restaurant recommendation from somebody who films themself eating takeout in their car

one of the hottest guys on here just wore a Huggies size large I think I’m goign to turn into a fucking

It’s becoming apparent one of you is a diaper lover and I will stop at nothing to find whoever that is and get you out of my algorithm

another one

3 blocked in the last 10 minutes

blocking every diaper account I see on this fucking app

went to wi spa this past weekend and it was so fab

there is an impending crash out that will happen unless I play tennis tonight

life recently

Mexican as shit cleaning the crib to Juan Gabriel

tacos de Al Pastor

focaccia crust friday

need to be certified to taste grade tater tots on a professional level

My friend @jakestepansky.bsky.social is building out the @qtlibrary.org, a Boston-based LGBTQIA+ lending library, and needs your help to resource their space and fund their mission 🏳️‍🌈📚🏳️‍⚧️ If you’re able, support them here:

button on my flannel is holding on for dear life god I’m so #fat

dreamgirls fandom stand up

Fortnite the Simpsons

still thinking about the kickball game I organized earlier this year

tennis yesterday

brown nipple check-in, drop a comment if you have beautiful gorgeous brown nipples

mini reveals on twitter again? this is bluesky mama we show COCK

posting dick / unfollow or mute if you must

the lion does not concern itself with a merch set from Chonk Club

my armpit is the hot pan of the body and all of you are garlic and onion 🫶

the naysayers don’t want you to know I’ve been going back to the gym and getting thicker everyday

South Central└A, Slauson Ave

I deeply love it when friends send me videos of them topping……..more of you should do that

I understand I’ve been largely absent from bluesky but what hasn’t changed is my love for hairy asses

good afternoon team