When I got a horse, I debated for a bit but ultimately named him Mayo. Why mayo? Because Mayo neighs.

Snuggled in later than normal, made waffles for breakfast, and now just chilling writing scripts for a set of confusion inductions in between rounds of dbd. It's a lazy sunday. Possibly pup mosh later and cigar social later than that.

Oh it's real chilly this morning. Somehow sleeping in just OBJECTIVELY feels better when it's cold outside and you're snug in your warm blankets.

A commissioner wanted a file to make him a jock huffer caught stealing Daddy's jocks and now must pay the price. Getting lost in Daddy's scent until all he is is a dirty little musk slut with a tiny caged cock serving Daddy's every need. And he's Sharing the fun! :) www.patreon.com/posts/143068...

With playoffs around the corner, Coach is all in on keeping his star player 100% satisfied. ⭐= @lilbeef.bsky.social 🎨 by @k0suna.bsky.social

And with that US Supreme Court decision, I will need to be very methodical about when and where I cross the US border. Because I might not get back. Although I more expect to be harassed and detained and have my passport confiscated, but it's best to be prepared for anything when nazis are in charge

Reminder. I am offering one of my current patreon files in return for an $11 donation (cost of 1 pair) to the Glove Club fundraiser I am doing as Dottie. That includes the Werewolves "fighting and fucking" file I just made for Halloween ;) Just send me a screenshot of the donation so I can validate.

The drama on Titans this season is beyond the pale. Episode 4? C'mon. This is not where it's at.

I have updated numbers on the Glove Club status.... Between cash and physical donations, we're sitting right about 125 pairs of gloves. And that is AMAZING. Y'all make this fat ol nun's heart happy. Thank you for showing up and showing out.

I never realized JUST how often I rub my own belly until I was explicitly told that motion was a no no for a while until my many incisions heal up. I keep catching myself. lol

🎵 Am I hiding it well (oooh) I wonder if they can tell (ooooh) That I’m not like them but I’m trying To be Huuuuuman 🎵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNwr...

"Don't run. We are as unavoidable as the coming winter. It's harvest time."

Hey everyone.... today is this very good boy's birthday. He's pretty amazing and he deserves all the belly rubs, head pats, and chin scritches you care to offer. PARTICULARLY after the scary/exhausting lead in of events last week was. heh. Happy birthday, my @lilbeef.bsky.social . Daddy loves you.

Books that live rent free in my head. I was at a garage sale when I was like 9 and as bored kids tend to do, i was digging through ALL THE THINGS when this book cover was suddenly staring back at me. I was transfixed. And mom got it for me. And I DEVOURED IT. heh. 🗒️ Basis of the movie WILBUR

Long post. Sorry. But too long to chain here. Something happened in the hospital that caught me off guard in a really vulnerable moment. Giving feedback to the hospital: If there'd been a form to select "the body parts I have today" at check in, she wouldn't have HAD the chance to do that BS.

For our October SFW file, the patreon members wanted a file that would encourage and help their pup selves find their voice, their bark. So we descend into my clouds and Daddy helps draw the pup's voice out and get those barks, howls, whines, and growls. www.patreon.com/posts/sfw-oc...

For our October NSFW file, the patreon members wanted to be taken to a deep woods on an ancient forest under the full moon to then wolf out... and then take down their alpha and make him their bitch. *thinks* ok 😈 Happy Halloween, you beast. www.patreon.com/posts/142704...

(Doggy marches up and rips my robe open, staring at my belly. The look on his face changes after a moment) Me: Just now figuring out that they shaved my belly? Him: THAT WAS MY BELLY HAIR DAMMIT

we ship them

Ok, I expected ONE of those two twists in Welcome to Derry Episode Two. Pleased about the other.

One of the kids this year when we didn’t open the door (because hospital) must have decided this meant we had no candy so they left us some. 😭

Got home and fell into bed for a several hour nap. I was hoping my own bed would feel better than it did, but I guess it's more about these incisions through my gut muscles than anything else. Wishing I had put my ofrenda up before last monday because I just don't have the energy now.

Halloween in the hospital watching the Halloween movie marathon (including season of the witch) on amc. But it sounds like my drain could be removed tomorrow morning and I might get to head home after.

>_<

While it's still an Epic Games Store exclusive for PC version, Alan Wake 2 is currently $15. Hell of a price for hell of a game. store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/alan...

Gallbladder removed but it didn’t go quietly… nasty infection was bubbling inside of it. So now I may be here two more days anyway. So tired but hopefully on the downward side of the pain.

My handsome dog. I know this has been rough seeing Daddy in so much pain but he’s been right by my side every minute. Including sleeping in those terrible hospital recliners. 🐗🩷🐶

Back in ER last night and got transferred to surgery wing where it’s been a lot of dozing in and out (thanks narcotics!) and waiting on next steps. MRI tonight, ERCP (stones removal) tomorrow and get the gall bladder out Friday it seems.

Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? I was 7 or 8 when I told a co-worker of my mom's that "god made a mistake, I was supposed to be a girl". Earliest & clearest indicator that I knew things about myself I was 15 when I told people I was queer I am 53 now.

Midnight trip to the ER to learn that my 5 hours of excruciating agony was that my gall bladder had given up the ghost was not really how I saw this week going, but here we are.

*puts on his Queenslayer title and then never plays Marvel Zombies again*

I got my anti gun husband into a gun class and shooting range today and this bitch is basically an assassin

Today, at the gun range, we learned that you don't want the anti-gun leftist staring down a barrel at you because he will hit you 9 out of 10 times and 5 of them will be in the heart. I still don't like guns. But am weirdly proud of just picking one up for the first time and not sucking at it.

A night out with Mrs moth

Last night was a cryptid halloween themed party, so Miz Moth came out with her main squeeze "Joisey. Ya know, Mr Devil?" (said in the thickest possible Audrey accent). The host gets a kick out of Sisters AS Sisters IN costumes, so I decided to play along as she is one of our Saints. :)

Anyone trying out the new Marvel Rivals Zombie mode... a few tips: Blade is cheat code for pretty much the entire game. UNTIL Wanda at extreme and higher. Then? Punisher with ONLY adjudicator perks and red/purple cards that do + dmg +lifesteal is just as broken AND deals with Wanda's stunlock kills

It's 25 degrees out. Time to throw a pot roast in the crock pot.

Some days I wake up and I feel like I was crammed inside a flesh golem completely alien to me.

And today I learned just how much more powerful a gas chainsaw is than an electric one. FUCK YOU TREE STUMP DIE DIE DIE

( @lilbeef.bsky.social does something bratty) ( I raise my hand as if to smack him for it) (he slaps it with the flat of his hand and then wags his butt staring at me) Me: (incredulous) Did... did you... just HIGH FIVE ME? This dog is too cute for his own goddamn good.

No lies detected.

You think after all this time, I'd be too old to be crying because family was shitty. No knife cuts sharper or deeper than the one held by those meant to love you unconditionally. So the "come correct or go" ultimatum was given. We're not doing this dance ever again. I'm too old for this shit.

Hello, my loves! One week in, we're sitting at roughly 40 pairs of gloves out of the 200 goal. What a great start! And a huge thank you to our partners in this endeavor who have been letting us host the collection bins at their locations, helping to spread the word. (1/3)

Dinner date with the handsome husband and he’s found us VERY tasty Mexican food

Thrift store find… @lilbeef.bsky.social has a knack for finding this stuff lll

Oh, you know… just playing fetch with the cat.

God I love Magneto. Fuck 'em up, Erik.

And my offer of one of my current patreon hypno files stands. Send me a screenshot of your $11 to buy a pair of new insulated gloves for an unhoused youth and pick which file from the linked files (see message thread below) you want and I'll send your prize to you!

My husband has very generously offered to give you free YCH here art if you just send him a screenshot of your donation to my #GloveClub project. :) $11 donated buys a brand new pair of adult insulated gloves for an unhoused youth AND gets you cool art. How good can it get? :)