The SFW file this month is a file meant to turn your favorite pillow into a physical trigger. Upon resting your head upon it, it is your key, your doorway into a night of deep, restful sleep. www.patreon.com/posts/sfw-se...

The SFW file this month is a file meant to turn your favorite pillow into a physical trigger. Upon resting your head upon it, it is your key, your doorway into a night of deep, restful sleep. www.patreon.com/posts/sfw-se...

When Daddy is too busy creating hypnosis files and won’t build you a bonfire…. Desktop smores will do @lilbeef.bsky.social

There is never a grindr or pornhub outage when one of the many, many queer events with high populations of people in one location take place. No, it is only when the conservatives gather that the servers get overwhelmed with the volume of requests. Which tells you EVERYTHING you need to know.

@lilbeef.bsky.social : Rick had no business being in charge of all those people. He just kept fucking up. Me: You know who should have been in charge? (Said in unison:) Me: Carol Sleepy: Michonne (laugh) Sleepy: or Daryl Me: Fuck, all three as a committee would have been better than Rick.

Playing the role of "tech dad" to get @lilbeef.bsky.social his streaming set up, I've figured out how to solve my own silly twitch stream issue: I will NEVER turn on my cam because I know I look like an absolute doof with ZERO face animation when I focus lol But PNGtube was easy peasy. Thanks Zzed!

A dream last night about events unfolding in which we are labeled as terrorists by our very government for just FUCKING BREATHING... and the choices that had to be made in that moment. This timeline is exhausting. Even sleep isn't a refuge. Really not how I saw my closing on retirement years going.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

Coffee shops, building the 12 foot skellie, and then bonfire fun in the rain with my @lilbeef.bsky.social

Free ellipticals in really good condition = awesome. Getting said ellipticals down the stairs into your basement gym = @#$@#$!#$)!&^(*$^!(&@#$^!(#@$&

Trying out local coffee shops with the pig 🧡😍

Why yes, brisket mac and cheese made with brisket you smoked yourself IS more delicious. Reasons why I am fat #590,120,499

What movie do you consider perfect But only if my theory about the loop outside the loop we are watching is taken into account.

Ahhhhh yes. It's that most wonderful time of year.... pumpkin spice lates and the "Oh @#$@#$ how does this 12 foot skeleton go together again?" season.

Song of the now www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSEe...

EVERY time I go back to watch an older film, I am struck by just how free men are with women's bodies. It is always played off as "awwww boys" or "she was asking for it, so he just gave her what she wanted. Isn't it cute?" and she just teehees No wonder we have such an omnipresent rape culture.

Far from perfect my first time out… the bark is kinda harder than it should be, but it’s still positively delicious. And now that I know what I’m doing, it can only get better from here. Dinner time!

And now the hard part... letting that tasty, tasty smelling brisket sit for 2 hours before touching it.

you can't post gifs here but look at him 😍

One unanticipated side effect of slow smoking my own brisket is the fact that I smell like delicious smoked meat... ...and I have a dog that bites. *baps @lilbeef.bsky.social away* "No, bad dog. Daddy is not dinner. We are not a vore couple!"

Was starting to regret not getting a smoker model with digital temp controls, despite the one I got being so highly rated… but then realized I could hang a second probe in the empty air to get a reading on smoker temps as well as the brisket. No more running in and out to check.

Awwwwww yeah. Brisket time baby

Ya know, the "fuck your feelings" crowd sure do seem intent on crafting their own little safe space. Out of all the spaces. In case this is your first rodeo, it's ALWAYS been about "free speech for me, not for thee" with this lot.

And no anti-LGBTQ+ and anti-trans provisions. "Protections against lawlessness" are NOT enough.

October 18th, it's time for all of America to hit the streets. www.nokings.org

My handsome right hand man as I play some before bed DBD

His lil bearded face tho 😍

Post an animated background character that lives rent free in your head

Taking a truck full of yard debris to the local collection site

That cast is huge, but filled with a LOT of talent. Looking forward to this.

beep beep. Got any cows? 🎨by @lilbeef.bsky.social

Age verification. I'm older than the first at home console (pong). By 6 months. :p

Partner in Crimes x.com/Da_Ddy22 patreon.com/DaDee22

The tf is starting... he's feeling like a good boy 😈

Look who I spotted stopping in to take in the joust

Required turkey leg for @lilbeef.bsky.social’s first time at a ren faire

He said he wouldn’t watch WICKED without themed food

My first attempt at waffles from scratch after buying a waffle maker on a whim at the thrift store for $10

Hey, Twin Cities... come out tomorrow, make a sock puppet for charity and potentially win prizes!

brb dying 😂

pooltoy tf featuring @pupskers.bsky.social

🎶 It’s starting to look a lot like…. 👻💀🎃

To quote a friend: you can set your watch to these goblins.

Another one for the trash bin. Seriously, Kristin?

Without saying The Fifth Element, fav Bruce Willis Film?

Life with @lilbeef.bsky.social

All I know is that some etsy witch is about to make bank

starting a big bonfire in the rain so you can have smores all afternoon is peak

The dog is quite regularly trying to do this to me lol