not so much "pets" but Selph can summon a blue pig like creature called Thro'buu for menial tasks or to defend his island and Bach'aarus' sycophantic tailor and lieutentant, Glorivayne, is a pet and familiar in all but name

p sure the govt just recommended i join a men's only far right group as "therapy" what the fuck lmao

Agent Pan Yinhu but big #fatfur #art #furryart

mm, saw a post from someone i really admired that sort of just stuck a dagger in my heart well that's fun back to writing

Kink art is so, so important because it connects people. You best believe that it matters when folks see skilled art of their weird niche interests. It acts as a vehicle for them to share and indulge with others. It makes the world feel less lonely to know there are others fawning over it with them.

some art @mrscottybear.bsky.social made of Abelard that i'm in love with he goes from cute to absolutely menacing in three seconds flat #kinkart #inflation #AbelardAzurspan

belt busting in fat erotica and expansion kink stuff is really fucking hot make that leather go POW

the shot of neurodivergent rage and panic that comes when someone disturbs you using your headphones 'cause you need music to settle your discontent and panic and generally focus your thoughts for a while ngl if i had realized i was autistic a lot earlier, headphones would have helped so much

Breaking news! Day following World Hypno Day, local pup turned drone is on a rampage inflating any man in its path! Beware, be safe, and dont pop!

stress is high need a man to pump up into a 50ft macro with me and have weird ace sex while destroying large swathes of city infrastructure til we get taken down like kaiju or explode or somethin tbh

What do you do when the New Year ball gets broken? You substitute yourself. Come on everyone, ring in 2026 with a BANG! I'm... hopeful I can last til midnight *creeeeeeeak* ... maybe. (Art @glazfox.bsky.social) #kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping

i'd prefer to push Sephis as my face since, well, they're me Selph is still around, i just sort of think of them more as a character rather than directly being me i guess???? or rather i just want people to realize there's a difference between me and them #kinkart #SephisOC

Alright. I've changed my username on bsky. New year blah blah. I want some distance from the kaboompanda name and selph as a character, i still really enjoy him but i felt like people were getting attached to him; rather than me. you can call me Azurspan, Azure, still Selph if you want, its fine!

due commission for @awolfwithhorns.bsky.social thank you! I hope you enjoy it. 🐺 #broadswordsart🐐

slapping myself with my phone so i don't reply to bad takes

tanuki hypnotist

Just finished it~

👀

friend: I like your ocs, can you tell me more about them? me:

head feels like chaos today, adhd brainfog everywhere too many thoughts buzzing; can't focus on a single line going to try and play something, see if it helps direct it

I will continue to call AI slop if it upsets them that much

listen, getting stuck in a doorway is a classic ultrachub date activity, but Dominic has yet to meet a wall that can stop him when he's decided to really throw his weight around

Oh no a hot older man with a cigar hypnotised @anothermeekone.bsky.social to inflate until they pop what a tragedy... Anyway. Make sure you get a good seat for the fireworks. #kinkart #myart #inflation #impliedpopping

@raygunna956.bsky.social said this pressure test was super important for getting into the space program... Im so tight! 😖

blew up @munchiepup.bsky.social 'cause he's a big, hot, balloon. Just an off-hand doodle trying to get shapes to feel right. #myart #kinkart #inflation

love it when game devs make super beefy grr huge man options for male playable characters, catering to their power fantasy but don't realize the reason they're so popular is cause they've basically just handed the mlm community fuel for hyper muscle porn on a silver platter

the way people repeat the same posts on grom*r, especially when they're roleplay posts or ads for stuff, reminds me a lot of like... old runescape or wow like y'know how people would hang around spamming "SELLING RUNE PLATE" over and over? like that but for fat smut and engagement

Coop is having some alone time after finding out he can blow himself up bigger through his cock. He's been pumping up his cock so much it's going a bit see-through but he's determined to keep on huffing up bigger! Anon commish

gonna work on venting less on social media been saying that for bout a decade but y'know magical thinking, its new year also im genuinely getting annoyed at myself for doing it lol

practicing faces doodled a dog the dog is @billbeagle.bsky.social #myart

I love this wall of a raccoon AHHHHHHHHH

Selph, when i draw him shorthand/cute versus how he actually looks #myart

just going to say this one more time if i'm not responding to you enough; tell me if i don't respond; poke me again don't go off on a rager about how i don't talk to you enough i'm disabled and have only so much stamina per day to do things, i can't instigate conversation every, single, time

This isn't true for everyone, obviously, but I'm getting absolutely exhausted by people within kink spaces who keep using their own crises as an excuse to belittle, lash out, or stomp on my feelings. I'm sorry you're having a difficult time but I'm still deserving of human decency. Shit hurts.

i wanna play bloodborne but i can't be bothered digging out my ps4 i don't have a ps5 and i don't know how to make it run on pc /w the mod gonna roll around like a whiny baby that i am cause weh i just wanna go to yharnaaaaaam

sorry i dont know why this stupid off model selph i doodled to reply to someone is sending me so hard but i keep looking at it and laughing alone in my room like a psycho

Abelard's angry cause the heroes foiled his plans for the ninetieth consecutive time in a row, only being able to win during season semi-final episodes is really doing a number on his temper. ... what's that creaking noise? #AbelardAzurspanOC (1/2) (Art: @bandersketch.bsky.social)

some very very large folks from the christmas card sketches you might recognize a couple! #myart #kinkart #ssbhm #weightgainkink #inflation

a slightly pumped up Bang i made for someone #myart #kinkart #inflation #BangGorillaOC

some fat dude i drew before bed #myart

some squeaky drawings from the holiday cards i sent out for Christmas 2025 #myart #kinkart #inflation

Okay I'm officially open! DM me if you're interested! If you've comm'd me before, you should know I'm doing things a bit different. This time you'll be put in a queue and contacted when it's your turn. Idk how many I'll take, but if you see this, I'm still open! DM me! 🗣✉🐶 Reposts appreciated! 💖

give the gift of putting money into my bank account this christmas (and getting art in return). i need the work lol DM me to reserve a slot! reposts appreciated!! <3

first selphs of the new year #myart

birthday/new year present for @cazbutbigger.bsky.social who's been a longtime sweetheart and friend <3 might wanna duck and cover though #myart #kinkart #inflation #impliedpopping

we tried exquisite corpse on jackbox and it... went in a direction, let's say that @glazfox.bsky.social @kipchronis.bsky.social @critterfox.bsky.social @simmywuff.bsky.social

What do you do when the New Year ball gets broken? You substitute yourself. Come on everyone, ring in 2026 with a BANG! I'm... hopeful I can last til midnight *creeeeeeeak* ... maybe. (Art @glazfox.bsky.social) #kinkart #inflation #macro #impliedpopping

Guess I got a bit too excited this time~ I wish everyone a happy new year! And thanks again for supporting me, it really means a lot for me, these last months I really have started to learn who I am as a person and to really be the big explosive dragon am so happy to be.

So I thought this was a genuine message. IT SAYS ITS AUTO GENERATED THROUGH THE APP. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK????? I HAD AN ANXIETY ATTACK OVER A STOCK RESPONSE? why even program something like this, HUH????????