Tonight, I'm gonna watch the SOTU on really laggy internet so I can see it the same way Mitch McConnell does #StateoftheUnion

A lot of dems are boycotting the State of the Union so it'll be the most old white people in one room ever without a bingo spinner #stateoftheunion

Dems will be inviting epstein survivors to their speech while Republicans will have epstein abusers at theirs. #magalovespedos #stateoftheunion

Kash loves this drinking game

The BAFTA awards finally made me remember what it was like to watch TV with my grandmother #bafta

I need to get in shape so I'll be able to stand in the long line of people waiting to shit on Trump's grave

I hear the main reason MAGA avoid therapy is because they're afraid anti-depressants will numb them to their true passion- molesting children on an island

Finally realized that the reason Republicans don't like Olympic skating as much as Olympic gymnastics is because the skaters have reached puberty #epsteinfiles

I'm old enough to remember when I cared about my looks

Podcast bros who talk about being libertarians give off the same vibe as white women who talk about being a Pisces

Schroedinger's List- when something doesn't exist but is also fake #epstein #epsteinlist #maga

Ghislaine Maxwell is walking around prison like she's one of the kids in a Final Destination movie #Epstein #EpsteinList

The epstein list does exist, unfortunately, it was being stored in a Texas summer camp #epstein #epsteinlist

Reminder that it's '8647' not '6947'. I made that mistake once and got a way different reaction

I refuse to watch the Vatican pick a new pope until they get rid of the bathing suit portion of the competition #Vatican #popefrancis #conclave #pope

#politicalcartoon #trump #tariffs #fucktrump

Please remind Riley Gaines that she owes her career to a trans woman every chance you can

Trans women and black men are alike in one way- hacky white comedians tell the same jokes about us having big dicks

I realize that when I try to dress cutesy, I look like a serial killer. So it's either find another style or wear something else when I'm killing prostitutes

Before getting confirmed, Hegseth thought 'Houthi' was something to put in a woman's drink #houthis #signal #hegseth

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Republican men think finding out a girl is trans is the worst thing that can happen while liberal men think finding out the guy who sold you an electric vehicle is a nazi is

I want my teeth to be as white as the immigrants trump allows near him

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only: (It's an honorary degree)

New cringy trend- cis comics who were telling trans dick jokes last year now trying to sound like allies

I like my men like I like my coffee. Roasted, ground up and boiled alive

Trans people should start naming themselves after civil war generals just to confuse maga

Turns out Elon is into being pegged. I bet his favorite position is DOGE style

Can someone please hand Trump one of these to distract him from starting world war 3?

Trans people- giving cis comics a new way to tell hacky dick jokes for decades!

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#trans #lgbtq

Dear Maga- here are ways to own us libs that no one wants you to know -Don't get vaccines -Don't wear a seatbelt -Don't believe labels that say 'poison' -Don't wear motorcycle helmets -Don't read safety instructions on fireworks -Find bears in the woods and scratch them behind the ear

I want to love anything as much as Trump's neurosyphilis loves eating his brain stem

Et tu New York Times? Stop erasing us!!!

If men want to walk into women's dressing rooms, they should buy the Miss Teen USA pageant not transition

If the government really was spending $8m making mice trans, I'd sue them for stealing my idea

Gonna tell my kids this is Lauren Boebert 💙🇺🇸

You got us. Trans women gave up being cis males because life is so much easier when you win a high school girls pole vault competition

According to trumpers, I'm transgenic and I'm the problem

The only thing Trump supporters hate more than being called stupid is when they can't figure out the maze on children's placemat at cracker barrel

#comics #comic #comicstrip #entomology

What's so bizarre to me is when I read about Trump supporters who have lost their jobs they speak about their lives and their suffering but I have yet to read a story about them where they realize other people are suffering as well. What will it take for them to develop empathy?

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#trans #translivesmatter #protecttranskids #transrightsarehumanrights #lgbtq

Trying to imagine happiness as a trans person in 2025 feels like trying to explain what music is to a deaf person