Nice big fatty all ready for the oven… #RoastWatch

You know you have a Roast Potato problem when you can no longer judge if an entire 2kg bag of Maris pipers is ‘enough’ for 5 people…. #RoastWatch

I have three sisters. On each of our 18th birthdays my mum gave us beautiful photo albums that charted our growth to 18, and then we had to carry on the photos if we wanted to. Here is the first page of my album. #MothersDay

At this point I am feeling very “Rachel? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die??”

Errmmm….?

It’s May 1536 and shit is hitting the fan for Anne Boleyn. No spoilers please!!

Nobody: Ethan:

I need to know the backstory

Today, @danrebellato.bsky.social and I have been married for 15years…. ❤️

Annual birthday 10mile run/pint with dear friend, for which we apparently decided to coordinate as homeless Russian peasants.

Reading Wolf Hall. Not saying I’m pre-menstrual but I have just sobbed and sobbed over Thomas Cromwell’s two young daughters dying just a year after he lost his wife. Bloody books.

Eh?

“It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the yeeeeeear!!”

Us trying to have a meaningful moment at midnight. Note that it is the 8yo quietly suggesting we blow it out, not the adults….

When you don’t read the measurements of your Christmas puzzle carefully enough… 🙄

Well I’ve spent my morning helping (read: micro-managing) my 8yo create ‘DJ Bubbles’. What have YOU achieved?!

Yesss!!! It isn’t Christmas until #DuvetKnowIt’sChristmas !!!!

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.

We’ve done it! Hooray! #LilsDoesAdvent

Last year we had to create a family quiz to see which of (the 3!) us would get the last potato. Dan’s not taking any chances this year…

Adventures in gingerbread man making: didn’t have any brown sugar so used a chunk of Demerara I found; not enough golden syrup so used an old jar of molasses; industrial strength ground ginger from the local Turkish shop. 😬

A beautiful crisp blue winter sky, a sparkling of frost on the rooftops…and only 3.5hrs of school to get through… #Holidayzzz

Happy ninth anniversary of the opening night of Funny Girl at the Menier Chocolate Factory in south London, a production which gave rise to one of the best pull quotes ever seen by human eyes

So, this evening we saw Paul McCartney at the O2 and he only brought RINGO STARR on stage…

I have reached Needing-A-Night-Guard-Because-I-Grind-My-Teeth years old. 😩

What? A rash and impulsive teenager hopped up on lust and hormones whose story ends in the DEATH of MOST OF YOUR FRIEND GROUP?!

Oop! That was close! #LilsDoesAdvent

Going strong… #LilsdoesAdvent

Here we go then! #LilsdoesAdvent

Dan bought us little paddle boards and now we are doing Strictly on a whole new level.

Things got out of hand during the weekly shop today….

“Fewer”

Remembering that time @danrebellato.bsky.social tried to use the voice memo on the remote to search for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas” and this is what it gave him…

Looking at old popular tweets, I’ve made myself laugh with this one

The fuck is going on this week?! #TheArchers

Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again

When you forget to bring a shopping bag for your post-run shop…..

Elizabeth, I have included you in the Starter Pack, “People who have had the pleasure of my company.” You’re welcome, Darcy

New hero just dropped

Fucksake.

Stand by your wireless! An hour of wonder and joy is about to start!

Sigh.

Me: “Have you tidied your room?” EB: “Yup!” Me: “Oh well done! That was quick!” Behold, the “quick” tidy….

“Gagriculture” sounds 100% gross and 0% comedy fun night. #TheArchers

If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please do reach out & let me know. I need to borrow some chairs

“Two hundred grand beaver bill”. Oi Oi. 👀 #TheArchers

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

My 8yo has hit Niles Crane levels of bed time accessories.