Lils
@lilsy.bsky.social
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Loud sneezer, scared of pigeons, once put a bin fire out at London Bridge.
Nice big fatty all ready for the ovenâŚ
#RoastWatch
8 months ago
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You know you have a Roast Potato problem when you can no longer judge if an entire 2kg bag of Maris pipers is âenoughâ for 5 peopleâŚ.
#RoastWatch
8 months ago
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I have three sisters. On each of our 18th birthdays my mum gave us beautiful photo albums that charted our growth to 18, and then we had to carry on the photos if we wanted to. Here is the first page of my album.
#MothersDay
10 months ago
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At this point I am feeling very âRachel? If I keep reading is Beth gonna die??â
10 months ago
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ErrmmmâŚ.?
10 months ago
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Itâs May 1536 and shit is hitting the fan for Anne Boleyn. No spoilers please!!
10 months ago
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Nobody: Ethan:
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10 months ago
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Josh Spero
12 months ago
I need to know the backstory
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Today,
@danrebellato.bsky.social
and I have been married for 15yearsâŚ. â¤ď¸
12 months ago
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Annual birthday 10mile run/pint with dear friend, for which we apparently decided to coordinate as homeless Russian peasants.
12 months ago
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Reading Wolf Hall. Not saying Iâm pre-menstrual but I have just sobbed and sobbed over Thomas Cromwellâs two young daughters dying just a year after he lost his wife. Bloody books.
12 months ago
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Eh?
about 1 year ago
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âItâs the most wonderful tiiiiime of the yeeeeeear!!â
about 1 year ago
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Us trying to have a meaningful moment at midnight. Note that it is the 8yo quietly suggesting we blow it out, not the adultsâŚ.
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about 1 year ago
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When you donât read the measurements of your Christmas puzzle carefully enough⌠đ
about 1 year ago
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Well Iâve spent my morning helping (read: micro-managing) my 8yo create âDJ Bubblesâ. What have YOU achieved?!
about 1 year ago
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Yesss!!! It isnât Christmas until
#DuvetKnowItâsChristmas
!!!!
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about 1 year ago
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Caroline K
about 1 year ago
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husbandâs martial arts training dummy. Weâve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.
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Weâve done it! Hooray!
#LilsDoesAdvent
about 1 year ago
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Last year we had to create a family quiz to see which of (the 3!) us would get the last potato. Danâs not taking any chances this yearâŚ
about 1 year ago
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Adventures in gingerbread man making: didnât have any brown sugar so used a chunk of Demerara I found; not enough golden syrup so used an old jar of molasses; industrial strength ground ginger from the local Turkish shop. đŹ
about 1 year ago
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A beautiful crisp blue winter sky, a sparkling of frost on the rooftopsâŚand only 3.5hrs of school to get throughâŚ
#Holidayzzz
about 1 year ago
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Coates is Odd This Day
about 1 year ago
Happy ninth anniversary of the opening night of Funny Girl at the Menier Chocolate Factory in south London, a production which gave rise to one of the best pull quotes ever seen by human eyes
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Dan Rebellato
about 1 year ago
So, this evening we saw Paul McCartney at the O2 and he only brought RINGO STARR on stageâŚ
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I have reached Needing-A-Night-Guard-Because-I-Grind-My-Teeth years old. đŠ
about 1 year ago
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What? A rash and impulsive teenager hopped up on lust and hormones whose story ends in the DEATH of MOST OF YOUR FRIEND GROUP?!
about 1 year ago
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Oop! That was close!
#LilsDoesAdvent
about 1 year ago
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Going strongâŚ
#LilsdoesAdvent
about 1 year ago
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Here we go then!
#LilsdoesAdvent
about 1 year ago
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Dan bought us little paddle boards and now we are doing Strictly on a whole new level.
about 1 year ago
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Things got out of hand during the weekly shop todayâŚ.
about 1 year ago
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âFewerâ
about 1 year ago
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Remembering that time
@danrebellato.bsky.social
tried to use the voice memo on the remote to search for âHercule Poirotâs Christmasâ and this is what it gave himâŚ
about 1 year ago
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Sarah
about 1 year ago
Looking at old popular tweets, Iâve made myself laugh with this one
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The fuck is going on this week?!
#TheArchers
about 1 year ago
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vladchoc
about 1 year ago
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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Christina Martin
over 2 years ago
Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again
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When you forget to bring a shopping bag for your post-run shopâŚ..
about 1 year ago
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Ash Dylan
about 1 year ago
Elizabeth, I have included you in the Starter Pack, âPeople who have had the pleasure of my company.â Youâre welcome, Darcy
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Alan White
about 1 year ago
New hero just dropped
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Fucksake.
about 1 year ago
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Dan Rebellato
about 1 year ago
Stand by your wireless! An hour of wonder and joy is about to start!
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Sigh.
about 1 year ago
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Me: âHave you tidied your room?â EB: âYup!â Me: âOh well done! That was quick!â Behold, the âquickâ tidyâŚ.
about 1 year ago
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âGagricultureâ sounds 100% gross and 0% comedy fun night.
#TheArchers
about 1 year ago
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Mhairi McFarlane
about 2 years ago
If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please do reach out & let me know. I need to borrow some chairs
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âTwo hundred grand beaver billâ. Oi Oi. đ
#TheArchers
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
Netflix needs to stop asking if Iâm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer
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My 8yo has hit Niles Crane levels of bed time accessories.
about 1 year ago
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