I stepped on an ice cube in my bedroom my cat had batted down the hall from the kitchen floor. So this day’s cooked

Mary Todd Lincoln enjoys 95% of Our American Cousin

also worth discussing how the entire country treats DC

In Zootopia 2 the mayor is a male horse. They missed a layup

My contribution to High Life discourse: -My local store sells the 12 packs for more than 2x the 6 pack. What’s going on there? -They can’t sell it in Europe because of France and champagne

If they ever got Girl Talk to play The Sphere it'd be a Millennial bugzapper

I'm punishing myself and reading that DNC autopsy. It doesn't mention any policy at all. It makes broad assertions like "[Josh] Stein's results suggest it's possible to win women AND compete with men with the right approach" without ever asking what that approach was, let alone defining it.

bustard on that meat

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

I used copilot to look up how to do something in excel/word after all my other attempts failed. It kept promising me it would work if I tried xyz. It kept not working. Haven’t thought about it since.

Getting dunked on by Ted Cruz for being unlikeable 💀💀

World Cup is in 27 days 👍

I hate DC Police Week

dc taxpayers who don't take the train or bus should have their taxes septupled

I was afraid of this. Her shooting last season + unrivaled season was not rosterable. I hope she catches on somewhere else, and soon.

"MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW"

a May Day protest playing the radio edit of Fight the Power

🤣

What do you mean they made a movie called Octopussy? They just called it that? No one said anything?

Did JD Vance give Rory a pep talk

MLB just had a commercial for water

I would bet against Trump showing up. This feels like one of those prediction manipulation things.

April Fool’s Day is fine IN REAL LIFE WITH YOUR FRIENDS Online pranks? On me? What is your address I’m coming over to talk

I bet he’s talking about how dangerous cars are, and how safe a bike ride is without any cars around

IOWA IS ELITE

Watch Fred Hoiberg behind the Nebraska player standing at the scorer's table

All the shooters in this game

sir this is Raos not Ross

Don’t call it that

need a @homefield.bsky.social for WMATA

I’m not picking a fight with this shadow, let alone that man

Does anyone know where I can buy a sweet 16 shirt — from a place that is NOT fanatics?

I am also going to post so hard When It Happens that I can’t really get too mad at the guy for posting gleeful death wishes. Mostly I’m disappointed in myself for expecting him to be any different.

I hate when this happens

Stop it, you’re dune too much

Seen on the mall this morning, Trump and Epstein

Well they blew up the pizza man In Amery last night Blew up his house too

A mama AND a suburban woman fighting for democracy?? Whoa that’s crazy

Illinois women had a halftime lead and shot 100% from 3 in the second half Iowa won

“I love the u eth a”

I hope he gets a gold tooth put in

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Lets goooooo