A mama AND a suburban woman fighting for democracy?? Whoa that’s crazy

Illinois women had a halftime lead and shot 100% from 3 in the second half Iowa won

“I love the u eth a”

I hope he gets a gold tooth put in

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Lets goooooo

how does someone gets more or less height on a halfpipe. Seems like the angle/speed/pipe would be doing all the decision making but that’s not right

it's so arrogant to believe that anything that crosses into your line of sight should be either instantly understandable or immediately explained to you that im surprised you're not american

Winter Olympics is aliens in future suits going 90 mph shooting guns and curling

the fastest 10 days since scaramucci

Who all up watching the 4 and 1

It is hard to describe how abandoned I feel living in DC right now. There is zero leadership at any level.

DC schools open today, what are we doing here

There’s no room in the tent for those who led the public to this state of things. Take the win on their followers though!

I blame the script bot

TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize. TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it. TRUMP: jealousy PM

If you’re in line to pay a permit fee, STAY IN LINE

I want a focus group of ICE officers to determine shouted phrases that reduce moral the most

Because they hoped it worked you idiot

Kate Martin has played for 4 pro teams in 2 years and they all become my favorite team #unrivaled

Thinking about Iowa after Ferentz, I used to say we better get his replacement exactly correct because we are one bad hire away from being Indiana Football. Heh.

Indiana

If I was 8 feet tall I would simply get the basketballs with my hands but ok 🙄

We dug coal together

Dicambrink Mutombu with the blocks

This Kelsey Plum/Aliyah Boston combo is going to be a problem #unrivaled

This my squad, Breezy Baby

Last MNF Take Me Home of the year, hope they bring it back

Can anyone explain the thought process here, on a drive where they were moving the ball real easy?

12/31 – JORDAN ZIMMERMANN RHP, 2009-15 2nd round pick in 2007 from tiny WI town became 2-time All-Star, going 70-50 with 3.32 ERA, 1.159 WHIP in 178 starts. Threw 1st no-hitter in club history. Signed $110 million deal with DET but couldn’t stay healthy. Career: 95-91, 4.07 ERA.

1/1 – FERNANDO ABAD LHP, 2013 Had 3.35 ERA in 39 relief appearances with Nats, one of eight MLB clubs he pitched for over parts of 11 seasons. Came back on minor-league deal in 2020 but was released before 60-game season began.

I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!

My 5 and 3 year olds call every sport on TV “ballgame” because of this one

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a Christmas movie

The grinch’s dog is in a militia that supports paw patrol

just walked out of a 2 hour church service during which my kids were so poorly behaved that we got hit with a “bless your heart”

if you don't play or follow golf (or just don't get why so many people love it) this probably isn't on your radar but it should be understood as both a naked land grab and an attack on a part of DC's black history

very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic

This should be blatantly obvious considering they lost once, we did no structural reform, and look at us now

They come up to me, and they say sir what’s in the bag? What’s in the bag they say. And they ask if it’s a bag lunch. And these men, the smartest the world has ever seen, they tell me how smart it is to bring a bag lunch. Can you believe it? Tears in their eyes, they tell me how smart it is

Ok this is a weird one. The aqua tinted first down line on the grass is making my eyes compensate for the color. So when the dolphins have the ball i am hallucinating red lines at the same angle

Happy birthday Taylor Swift

Chiefs wide receivers get to catch passes from the best to ever do it. And they just can’t.

Mad libs. I need a feeling, a geographic phenomenon, a body part, a number, a rock band, a dead celebrity, a country, a gender, and a solo musician

Who thinks we’re still hosting the World Cup in 6 months

John Travolta Santa singing Greased Lightning left out the line about making girls wet

Big day for parade heads

did he get blind drunk

I think the sign stealing is worse than any PED scandal, and I also think they should all be in the hall. He’s lost real opportunities over it (unlike any other player). I still get to call them cheaters tho, that label sticks no matter what price they paid