i don't know how to bridge the gap between western and japanese perspectives on copyright law and game preservation but I strongly suspect it will not be happening via cross-regional machine translated arguments on the hitler app but best of luck to the guys participating in that

Literally the whole Calvin Dad Dichotomy format is still not as funny as the actual 'have you ever noticed two points on the same spinning record are actually moving at different speeds due to the principals of rotational velocity' leaving this small child mentally obliterated for hours. It's fucked

there's only 2 types of gen Z slang and that's AAVE or Incel Lingo. Unc? AAVE. Looksmaxxing? Incel. Despite being used a lot by incels, "Based" is actually AAVE.

[Tim Rogers voice] The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy is what would have happened if Sega risked bankruptcy on Shadow the Hedgehog (2005)

for those who missed it at the time

you are not unc if you're in your 30s. you're unc if you are a black man that dresses like this.

it's AAVE! it's AAVE! It's not the youths it's BLACK PEOPLE

Atago titfuck commission for anon This was part of a larger image-set but I didn't feel like dumping all of them here. More of it is on my newgrounds if anyone is interested to see it.

the main issue with editing Calvin & Hobbes comic strips as a meme template is that you are probably not as funny as Bill Watterson

it would be really funny if Cave moving into console & PC game development eventually led to them making a Touhou shmup that isn't a gacha

Let's do an all-pixel #PortfolioDay this time. Why not?

The biggest pop I got from reading/listening to Pragmata reviews is Capcom broke new ground by making a Cheery/Optimistic Dad game. Too many of these stories go for the generic sad or jaded type of character with a young companion.

BREAKING: Maryland is about to become the first state in the nation to ban the use of surveillance data and dynamic pricing at grocery stores. The Maryland House has just passed the Protection from Predatory Pricing Act. Governor Wes Moore plans to sign the bill.

This predates A.I. and is not restricted to Google. Every search engine, every site's archiving has become total garbage, for the same reason that supermarkets rearrange their aisles: You being able to find exactly what you're looking for is bad for business

"you've got the power to be his friend" is an insane thing to say about anyone let alone some guy in an amiga game

The destruction of all search engines is the tech story of the last decade imo

we don't talk enough about the Sakurai art style substance, his school notebook doodly abstract sci-fi technoslop, it finds it's way into different styles of games while still fitting in, but the consistency of it gives off the feeling there's some unified Other thing bubbling around in his mind

bready cosplay thighs 🩷🍞

Fancy bat in a fancy dress

メイド長 #十六夜咲夜

C for @kudankudan.bsky.social !

two comms i did recently

Somehow The Hub returned

The Uddertaker

oh my godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Day 1 of the Northernlion Cruise

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Me, upon hearing the stories of Smash players going crazy over power ranking write-ups: huh that's weird Me, after reading the PGG top 50 by Matt the Chipp and BBWifi: oh

HR: "Let's turn our cameras on so we can see everyone's smiles!" Me:

B (capital) #Rubine

Gaim, huh? So it’s like HBO?

this guy had his own game before moon child, named 'hoi.' quite fitting considering that's the guy's name and that the team behind both games is called 'team hoi.' anyways hoi has just an equally as good ost as moon child, take a listen to the intro theme. it slaps so fucking hard.

Accept no substitutes

The real headline here

since people are doing this again I think where I stand is "game design is iterative and *some* series would be neat to see another entry in", whereas them bringing back say, Jurassic Park again is like... the original movie was perfect, what could you possibly add to it lmao

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found the forum moderator

10 new people. We’re 1/5 away (Just as a reminder) I'm being serious about this btw. Prices will be lowered and if you're a Patron, Discount for comms will lower the price even more. I really want to push people to sub to the Patreon 🙏

Guy who says “tropey” in place of “cliche” mortified by ”millennial writing” in Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

@vitalvile.bsky.social: this baby looks like a republican candidate

Recently a vtuber (Camila) lost alot of her family in Israels assault on Lebanon, and its absolutely devastating watching her try to process this on stream I feel like we forget that war causes so much hurt onto our world, so much death, destruction and grief that we aren't able to process

here's your yearly reminder jay naylor is furry's biggest practicing nazi artist. stop giving him money, fucks sake

I don't think power should be a factor in any friendship therefore I do not trust Moon Child one bit

So once again, thank you for cruising with us tonight. You represent the ruin of my art and my life, and now you get to be a part of it. Part of what I hope is my... masterpiece. And now our final bit is a playful twist on a comfort clip: The Killing You All With Hammers.

i'm not exaggerating like every single jp post is "filthy evil yankees think they can steal everyone's hard work for themselves" and every en post is "honor bound collectivist cucks worship whatever the corporation tells them" it's. well its what you'd expect for x dot com the everything app

the terrible nier gacha has a private server in the works which i would not ordinarily mention but this is the first domino that has led to a genuine japanese/american race war breaking out on twitter in the last 24 hours because elon turned on post translation by default

if Arianne was in a P2W system