I'm lack-toast intolerant

How many living room throw blankets is too many? (We have 9) (I think that's too many)

Watching Wheel of Fortune and WHAT HAPPENED TO RYAN?!

The only 6 7 I know is the Bristol stool chart, am I right?

The 5-second rule counts for dropping a dryer ball in the cat litter box too, right?

Flu circulating at 'sky-high' levels among kids, teens as experts brace for worsening wave of infections #Canada 20% of Canada-wide influenza tests now coming back positive, most detections among those under 19 www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

I was awoken by our eldest cat meowing incessantly in an unusual way. Alarmed, I got up to investigate - turns out he just had his favorite toy and wanted to play.

Not me realizing in my mid-30s that instead of just *hoping* that there's not a lot of ketchup on the burgers I order, I can in fact just... order them without ketchup.

Oh we're doing big lüften today, fellers

"If I had to go 40 days without something to show penance to the Lord, it would be ketchup." - @drewcarrymore.bsky.social

I wish this helicopter would leave me alone (I'm assuming it's the police helicopter and it's been flying around for hours and slowly degrading the shreds of my sanity)

It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Going into Town Maud Lewis 1956

We should have a weekly "get your money back from Loblaws" event, where you just go and take what you need from any Loblaws store.

Figured out a baby lock on a toilet on the first try, hell yeah

Pumpkin spice, Miami Vice

All Nut November

my radical plan for daylight savings will unite the country: stop changing the time and just change the work day - wake up and go to work when the sun is up for safety, say 11am, and then pack it in around 3:30pm, again, for safety reasons

Why is the auto shop, who's supposed to be giving me a discount because my dad works for the company, charging 33% more than what the tires retail for at Walmart? Hmmm...

I THOUGHT I WOULD BE SAFE FROM TAYLOR SWIFT ON CBC RADIO, BUT I WAS MISTAKEN

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Wow, I get to see my GI doctor in person for a check up in December! I've only ever seen her in person when she's sticking a camera up my butt. What a novel experience this shall be!

What I thought were some very impressive high notes in the opera that was playing on CBC Radio, were in fact the squeaking of a truck's brakes outside.

They should invent a government that doesn't drain your will to live

Instead of trying to green cars so much why don't we just invest in trains. city trains. under ground trains. above ground trains. trains between cities. trains between countries. TRAINS THE PEOPLE CRAVE TRAINS

I think it's about time to start up Screaming into the Ravine again I have so much rage

Oh, wow, this is amazing to see. It's actual recommendations and guidance on the importance of clean indoor air - including against the spread of viruses like Covid. Indoor air risks to people's health are clearer than ever, and now we must implement these standards like we did for clean water.

#yeg www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

Many people are under the mistaken assumption that the longer a pathogen circulates in the population, the weaker it is. This is NOT a guarantee or even the most common outcome. And when the COVID vaccine doesn't even halt transmission, we have a major problem.

I carved a @batsyhead.bsky.social pumpkin this year!

"cancer patients receiving mRNA COVID vaccines within 100 days of commencing immunotherapy were twice as likely to achieve survival at the three-year mark compared to their unvaccinated counterparts." bioengineer.org/esmo-2025-mr... #covid19 #cancer #research

Go give your favorite Indie Authors a nice Christmas bonus by buying some books by the end of October.

Love to see Better Edmonton losing

Many from Metis who disagree with Ashley Salvador have been very mean spirited. The Facebook comments were especially nasty. That's why it's good to see Councillor Salvador cruising towards a victory with more votes than her two closest competitors *combined*. The silent majority supports her. 😌

#BREAKING Tim Cartmell concedes Edmonton mayoral race, congratulates Andrew Knack #yeg #yegvote #yegcc edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

U of A political scientist @jaredwesley.ca raised a red flag about this in @thetyee.ca article. thetyee.ca/Opinion/2024...

A thing white folks (especially white folks claiming to be anti-racist (including me)) need to keep in mind is that we will ALWAYS be racist. Our prejudices don't just disappear one day because we've declared ourselves to be un-prejudiced. Often, we aren't even aware of how racist we're being.

TOO MANY DOOM PILES, I'M GONNA GO CRAZY

Just encountered a team on Rocket League whose team name was ICE, and one of the members' display names contained a slur. BOOOOO! We reported them all but I doubt anything will happen. 🙄

I love Groat Road because it's like our own mini Malahat

What's a gal to do with all the large, framed photos of herself as a baby that she's inherited from her Nani?

Having some complex feelings about my sister returning to the church that caused me so much harm...

A student on TikTok has been documenting her journey with a professor who “wrote” the anatomy textbook and it’s all a bunch of AI hallucinations. She’s saying that, understandably, the students are doing super poorly! Behold what we’re teaching the healthcare professionals of tomorrow:

NO, NOT DIANE KEATON!

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

does freedom of expression include anal glands

Love to see the vaccine clinic at the Northgate health center so busy!!!

I back-extension-machined too close to the sun yesterday and I'm a bit gibbled today