I've said it before, I'll say it again: If you were hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein and hurting children, I don't care WHO you are, or what party you belong to. If you hurt kids, you don't belong to ANY party except the pedo party. And you belong in prison for life. PERIOD.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Venezuela and Greenland became states before DC and Puerto Rico? I mean, not funny ha ha but…

Ask Dr. Oz how much he'd pay to get his back.

This constant argument that politicians cannot change public opinion and are just slaves to opinion polls based on interviews with people who have been soaked in right wing propaganda is one of the dumbest things going today.

We have popular consensus on many gun safety measures but a democracy problem preventing passage. So long as one party (insulated by gerrymandering) remains in the thrall of a paranoid anti-government cult allergic to social responsibility, we will be stuck in the endless loop of death and paralysis

The great North Dakota/Venezuela territorial war.

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The things Susie Wiles says in this wide-ranging, year-long interview are some of the most bizarre, crackpot self-delusions I’ve ever read from someone in Trumpworld. Consider: “The people that are inordinately interested in Epstein are....not the MAGA base.” Fucking seriously, Susie, you lunatic?

Our feelings for you haven’t changed, Donald. We just need a little space.

I think it’s important to remind people that those Trump seeks retribution against are people who had the audacity to suggest the law applies to him. Frequently it’s written about is if he has a legitimate reason for his sick obsessions.

Breaking: what the ever living FUCK??

May his memory be a blessing

This guy saved more lives than the entire Uvalde police force. Unarmed.

Today is the first night of Hanukkah. To wake up this morning and hear about this horrific massacre of my people in Australia is chilling. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...

All US travelers being scrutinized by ICE, which has a history of deporting law abiding citizens. What could possibly go wrong?

Finally someone can use AI to add photorealistic images to their Mickey/Donald slashfic

This will age like milk

Trash has been actress trashes trash family for not supporting trashiest member of the trash family.

Getting measles makes you a better person! (Disclaimer, if you survive)

Raise your hand if you’ve taken no cognitive tests this year 👋

We recently had to take our daughter in for a late-night ER visit. She’s completely fine; but the bill we later received laid bare on a single page how the pricing of US healthcare remains fundamentally broken. It’s essentially made-up. I wrote about it here: open.substack.com/pub/heath/p/...

DHS ordering a church to take down a nativity scene!? Wait, so is Trump waging a WAR ON CHRISTMAS!? I’ve been warned about this for years by Fox News!

I don't really understand why the 6 robed ones on SCOTUS don't think Trump will eventually use his unitarian powers against them. Give him complete power over the executive branch while gutting the power of the legislative branch, and the judicial branch doesn't matter.

What’s could possibly more could go wrong at the Supreme Court, read these and weep. Things could get much worse…

The man can’t help himself www.rawstory.com/trump-kenned...

So much for “stick to sports”

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Idk who Sean Casten is (not my state, not my rep) but this thread is entirely correct

Textualism for me, not for thee

This is a rabbit hole I can get behind

Read this! Any one not clearly fitting their mold of “citizen” (I.e., white) will impacted by weakening birthright citizenship rights. 🧵⬇️

“We knew very well what we were electing” isn’t a defense of Trump’s actions. It’s an admission of your complicity.

This is super villain stuff. No one would believe this as a soap opera plot twist, it’s so obvious and ham handed

Honestly, I thought the century-old military code of ethics would hold up longer against a drunk former Fox News weekend anchor.

If John Roberts were a Republican political strategist working on keeping the House in 2026, what would he be doing differently

The president is yelling at his TV again

Not enough

You’ve got go be fucking kidding me.

Introvert language translated: “Maybe I’ll come” - I’m not coming “I’ll let you know” - I’m not coming “I’m not sure yet” - I’m very sure that I’m not coming “I’ll try and come” - I won’t try anything “I’ll think about it” - I won’t think about anything, I’m not coming

'We have people failing open-book tests and we have folks that can barely read or write English,' one Department of Homeland Security (DHS) official told the Daily Mail. Remember, this is the "speak ENGLISH" crowd, every time they hear Spanish spoken in public

"The leopard who eats faces told me that he wouldn't eat faces but now he's eating faces. Did he lie to me?"

As Kagan observes, the Purcell "principle" (which has become such a joke the Court won't cite it by name) is "it is always too close to the next election to intervene in a way that would advantage Democrats and it is never too close to the election to intervene in a way that would help Republicans"

Sometimes when the Court appears to be acting in an unprincipled way it is in fact acting in an unprincipled way. Not always, but a great deal of the time recently.

This is a million times worse than anything Hunter Biden was accused of doing in even the most fevered right-wing conspiracy dream

We’re taking away your insurance so you can buy insurance is a heck of a plan. But he added “freedom” to it so I guess it’s ok.

A fearful press is the goal

This is the first presidential administration in history to be treated like a malfunctioning air fryer

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He also makes extra money on the side as a bit actor on the Jesse Watters show on Fox

I’m not saying he’s lonely, but he gives off the vibe of a man whose last hug was from a TSA agent.