(Pulling out a rusty nail and holding it over a lighter) This is actually the best way to smoke weed, trust.

woah, these are spooky and real images, wow..... whatever could they mean??

It's fun. Anita Sarkeesian is upheld as a Rothschild type shadow figure who is corrupting the world in the gamer-right, but for the hilariously low stake video game industry. Also the head honcho of pedo, inc worldwide was in secret emails saying "wee hav t turn the gamrs ,,evil..." It's fun.

Ah, the Socratic-Dangerfield method.

Come and take it.

In order for everyone to trust us and to feel safe, I need to ban you for making fun of me.

I love making a post that says "This post is sponsored by Burger King!"

You don't have to listen to a guy who can't even keep a shadow out of his selfie.

fake magazine covers from what appears to be an ARG for The Avalanche's new album - eyes popping out tex avery style

my coexist sticker has a little crescent moon, a little peace symbol, the Om symbol, a star of david, a pentacle, a ying-yang symbol, and a cross. :) unfortunately, it's spelled wrong and says "EXOTICS." :(

in metal gear solid, you can pick up porno mags and throw them on the ground and then the guards go "oh porno!" and get distracted so you can sneak by them and also you can smoke cigarettes. This is considered one of the masterpieces of the medium.

as always, you have time for one earnest answer 🌙 can someone else please play titanium court? i urgently need to discuss this game with people

out now: store.steampowered.com/app/2364580/...

if you see these dogs in your neighbor, your rent is going up. If you see one in a yukata, your landlord is in the process of writing your eviction notice.

we're all gonna be subjected to a tiermaker stream for maga influencers and we'll have to watch it and respect it or get sent to prison.

sitting in a marathon match and listening to my random teammate try and get the other to cover his shift tomorrow.

i like writing my vows and then an ai prompt comes up and goes "need help writing?" 🤖💥🔫

THEY CALL HIM GRAVELORD NITO - LIKE NEAT... O! BUT HE'S ANYTHING BUT, COOP!

My mentat keeps getting distracted during our long space travels because he downloaded DOOM on himself. He says he didn't but I can hear him humming the soundtrack!

It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor

When I played the ttrpg, I said "This is a lot to track/prep for and we probably won't play this going forward because it's more of a wargame than anything else. Can't wait for someone to just make an indie video game with this system though!" Guess I'm putting my money where my mouth is, I guess!

We really gotta stop saying "edgelord" and start using "juvenile" again.

What we are witnessing.... Is class solidarity [evil version!]

i need people to stop talking about ICE in philly like they are not already here and didn’t kill a guy last week

This is like when that kind of shitty podcast you like gets kind of bored and desperate and goes "let's do a drunk episode!"

you all exist as little .jpeg images with funny text. if i ever saw you move, i would scream and shatter my computer out of surprise and fear..... (no, I am not interested in watching your twitch stream.)

hearmeout.... ChatGPT chatbot but instead of a robot...... You are just connected to a random other user and never told it is not AI. We can call it The Turing Room; a mechanical Turk situation where you realize you are also the mechanical Turk.

"Be kind to people, be ruthless with systems" means giving people the grace to be educated when they're parroting mass propaganda - not excusing murderers because they took a job killing people as a way to pay for college.

predicting an upswing in rikki-tikki-tavi posting.

i may be 6'1", but I lie and say I'm 5'10" to make it seem like other people are lying about their height. :) good morning fellow short kings. :)

We like to say Kojima is right about a lot of things but the most correct thing he ever wrote was how useless legs on a tank would be. youtu.be/1Ep2PH3_oz8?...

I have to believe that most people do not want to live a country where they have to watch their neighbors get shot in the face by Nazi thugs

ever get so riled up you gotta go do push ups in the corner to calm yourself down?

Say what you will about Dogshit Identity Crisis, at least the art makes it very clear what feelings are being expressed!

I further put forward that we be allowed to be a little bit rude about it. look what the obsession with civility has gotten us. if a person is being hateful or saying something untrue, you should be allowed to get a little bitchy if you need to!

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

Shout out to everyone participating in whatever variation of "dry January" you have chosen. You picked a hell of a time to stop your vices.

fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US

It’s crazy how little impact The Watchman show made. Audaciously bad show with like a few good ideas that nobody remembers.

Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

I like Dispatch a lot but even without the Superhero part it is the most Prime Video coded video game in history.

they're calling it the bluesky challenge and it requires at least 10 people to talk about a popular movie for one hour without anyone calling anyone else a lesser person for liking or not liking it

i don’t think everyone needs to like every film but the way people refuse to even take the avatar series seriously in any capacity feels so performative in a way no other series has ever been treated, very odd to me

Hey, didn't this loser-on-a-loser's running mate's husband show up in these files?

periodically I'll see a backlash that goes a little too far or seems kinda unfair. i never say anything because i think we need to be kinda unhinged and zealous in our response to this shit. I'd take an honest-to-God crusade against this stuff over letting it proliferate.

Not sure if you heard, but yeah, Paul got broken up with. Yeah, Mary Jane. We're gonna head over this weekend and hang out on the roof. He's really on this thing about spider-man so we're gonna bring some BB guns up and pelt his ass if he swings by, the fuckin' menace. You in?