This is the type of photo you post of you and a lover

The Obama museum looks like something that TIE fighters would launch out of in Andor. Like the episode would end with Cassian blowing it up.

Trump is not gonna veto or sign the Epstein List bill. He will most likely pocket veto it.

much less shitty version that conveys the sheer scale of the thing better

"what's one sexual experience you had that gets this type of reaction"

It’s easy to dismiss Marjorie Taylor Greene on principal but remember MAGA took in every type of Democrat (ie Gabbard, Jeff Van Drew, etc) and it benefited them each time.

Ro Khanna calls for Schumer‘ ouster

chuck schumer cannot be replaced as party leadership quickly enough

Kodzoite “leftists” really being normal over Zohran Mamdani.

Is Zohran Mamdani a Zionist or a fucking Hamas supporter? People whose politics are only informed by taking on ridiculous, absolutist or contrarian positions can’t seem to agree.

"Yes, if I could go back in time I would in-fact act exactly dumb as I am now. Why do you ask?"

The No Fun Ever crowd went after Zohran for taking endorsements from everyone on Cum Town, but that is straight up probably the reason why he won so big lol

the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around

Got banned from Battlefield 6 for a week cause I said the enemy snipers were treating me like Charlie Kirk lol

even now antifa is emboldened and arming themselves

The fact that Marjorie Taylor Greene is seemingly more politically intuitive than both Schumer and Jeffries is really.. something

The fact Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing more to mess with MAGA than Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer shows just how weak and ineffective Democratic Party leadership truly is.

i will never not fuck with these things. you know who knows how to go around a bored girl? a human on a fucking bike. sad beep more you pointless little worm

Atheists who spend all their time attacking Islam are suspicious. So many of them hating Zohran for being Muslim. Zohran didn’t run on any policies associated with extremist Islam. Why are you silent about the Christian extremists in the defense and justice departments who are going after us?

🚨 BREAKING: Curtis Sliwa calls for “Global Slihad” against Andrew Cuomo supporters who are mad at him for not dropping out.

There is absolutely someone out there who didn’t see the L in Curtis Sliwa’s name and they think he is someone related to JoJo Siwa.

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Eric Adams slightly ahead of the random write-in vote count. bwahaha

Virginias results are so fucking funny dude holy shit.

Mamdani: My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name.

Mandani: Too many among us have turned to the right for answers to why they've been left behind . We will leave mediocrity in our past. No longer will we have to open a history book for proof that Democrats can dare to be great.

That Mamdani speech hit me like crack in the 80s. It’s god damn time!

in retrospect it’s incredibly funny to have watched republicans rule the country as if their very small victory in 2024 gave them a complete mandate for total power to do whatever extremist shit they wanted to do, and i hope they continue forward with that mindset

incredible reaction to zohran winning

Take On Me plays while Hasan Piker is shown on screen for some reason

“We have toppled a political dynasty.”

Mamdani HQ victory party playlist goes insanely hard.

Gotta hit 'em with the ol' classic.

Zohran HQ blasting Lil Wayne in celebration holy shit lol

A story in three parts:

FUCK ICE FUCK ISRAEL FUCK TRUMP

Let the memes begin

LETS FUCKIN GO

NYC polls closed lets go

if you're in line to vote for eric adams stay in line!

is this anything

Blue’s Clues reboot is taking a risk here.

"My kids know me as this ape"

I like Zohran Mamdani because he pisses off the people I’m tired of hearing from: Racist MAGA freaks Establishment Democrats (also racist freaks) Leftists whose only principals are being addicted to losing (not racist freaks, but take the W if he wins fr) That’s enough for me to be on board.