this hair was serious

can they bring back the eyeliner..

forgot these had magnetic hands 😭💎

Husband update: two weeks ago he quit his career because he couldn't handle any more bullshit. He's already had two former clients call up to say hey we will pay you whatever you want if you'll come and do the thing you used to do except this time without the bullshit

#카이 #KAI #Jongin #종인 💛

Happy third birthday Circle, you mean so much to me #onew #온유 (edit by twt user saraot5)

Dad has just gone back to Alice Springs and is sending photos of what the desert looks like at the moment:

Getting humongous hormonal zits at 41 is such absolute and total bullshit

Knee update: Minho's heard I'll be back to running next week and he's enjoying being ahead while he still can 😤

quote with your favorite idol ♡

record companies are like ✋😎🤚in order to be environmentally conscious we will be printing everything on soy ink going forward we will also be releasing a minimum of 34 variants,

Everyone is posting the same guy so I'm going to quote with the idol who first showed up in my dreams (also I'll take literally any excuse to post this)

Fun fact it's called a Blood Moon because of all the blood the mosquitoes take out of you while you're outside looking at it

Just going to be watching this on repeat www.youtube.com/shorts/aVkXD...

(Bangs fist on the table) BOA! BOA! BOA! BOA!

*Part of being fluent* in a language, is being able to perceive and laugh at jokes in it. This happens not on the level of "reading things quickly" but being able to understand subtext, context, and points of view. Now think about Bluesky's famous population of joke understanders.

People tend to think of functional illiteracy as just being unable to read words aloud or such. What it *really* means is such as not being able to perceive subtext, context, understand who the audience of something may be, etc. Media illiteracy is fundamentally part of functional illiteracy.

yeah. I know it feels like you should just be able to write the perfect words first time. if you go slow enough, you should be able to just find each next perfect word. but it's not like that. it's like a bicycle. too slow & you fall. it has to be in motion even awkwardly to get where you're going.

My Queen, I have suggestions. Also please release the bangers. Thank you.

time based survival horror every time i go to breadtop

remember this absolute banger tidal.com/track/115280...

have you seen a man so beautiful

Ophidian Mother Goddess of K-pop, save your true son 🙏

Kibum. Kibum. Kibum listen. Listen Kibum. Key. Kim Kibum. Who did you join SM for. Key. Key. Kibum.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

Post a Jedi… wrong answers only.

post a jedi, wrong answers only

Ao3 is down again so you can listen to me reading this fic here! drive.google.com/file/d/1VJPK...

#카이 #KAI #Jongin #종인 💛

You lot when Ao3 comes back online:

Okay!! Ao3 is back so you should maks yourself feel good by reading this fic immediately 🥰

Idk why Discord thinks there are teenagers there, my son confidently told me today that "nobody uses Discord it's all 40 year old gaymers with anime avatars"

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch “Oh dear, here we go again, thought Vimes. Why did I wait until I was married to become strangely attractive to powerful women? Why didn’t it happen to me when I was sixteen? I could have done with it then.”

Everyone please enjoy this picture of my husband

omg i never thought about this before but what an absolute bummer for taemin that he can never experience a taemin concert as part of the audience lol :(

Is there such a thing as dubstep that isn't described as shitty or is it just part of the genre label at this point? "Shitty dubstep"?

Knee update: I can walk at 6.5k an hour again. I'm so close to running I can taste it

My most firmly held kpop take is we should bring back songs with drops that go WUBWUBWUB

Would have fit in perfectly at any of the Japan Taemin shows I've been to

me when it’s time

What if I read a novel with gay catboys in it

Flashback to my husband's best ever Wonho impression

Knee update: did my usual 8km loop walk in 5 minutes over my usual time. 10 days until I'm cleared to resume running. Choi Minho, watch your ass.

not awake enough for this

Do you guys know whats a good song youtu.be/F9TTxneaktI

😍

Also Rogue:

Ok I don't even go here but: I was giving my 14 year old son an unserious summary of today's news which ended with "and Blackpink released a new album, which noone likes". His response: "🤨 Blackpink? Aren't they from like 2018?"