Can't wait for these to outsell our actual Olympic merch

(Preface for this is that everything is fine. HOWEVER!!!) Work: It's possible you might lose your job! Me: okay, I knew this could happen and am as prepared as I can be, we'll make it thru Dr: Hey, slightly concerning blood tests! Probably nothing, take some vitamins and we'll retest in 3 mos!

the real cost of the canadian propensity towards monopolies, tbh

me: man, i'm kinda tired, i guess it must be stress from the layoffs at work and also maybe ticketing... my dr on the phone this morning: yeah so your b12 levels are fucked

Did you write down that it’s wild that Yoongi sees himself as a person for whom success is a dangerous and corrupting drug so he has to cut himself down every time he reaches an apex simply to remain real? That he doesn’t trust himself with power so he’s his own watchman? Bc that’s also on my mind

one like for one answer or you can ask me a specific number if you are curious!! distract me while i come down from the weird energy of today!!

Toronto D1 babyyy!!!

Heated Rivalry fic rec, for those interested: archiveofourown.org/works/77745341 (it's a wip and heavily about issues with sports betting and privacy, with hollanov caught up in the middle. fascinating and also incredibly compelling)

this is perfection

I know not everyone is a winter fan and I'm so intensely pro-winter when the weather is good, but i went xc skiing for 90 minutes yesterday and another hour today, and then also did the perfect skate (skate somewhere to have a little treat, skate back) and guys, i just really love winter 😮‍💨

i have one meeting left before the end of the week and honestly I want to die! let me just finish the week now!! i'm sick of working!!!

No greater sign that we've gotten a huge dump of snow than the fact that I had a brief conversation with a solid 50% of the people I came across on my morning walk around the neighourhood

I still think ticketing is going to be a nightmare just because that’s how it’s always gonna be, and there are still places on the globe untouched, but no one can say BTS didn’t push the limits of time, space, and 7 human bodies to do the absolute most they could to come back to us

i managed to get some work stuff done early last week so that i could sent it in today, which was great because it really pushed the narrative that i'm like productive and on top of my shit even though actually my entire brain has just been chanting "bts canada dates" over and over and over

YAYYY! a great ending, thank you august!!!

Chapter 13/15 is up now!!! Also this thing is 52k and is on track to be my second longest fic ever, lol. whoops.

Chapter 13/15 is up now!!! Also this thing is 52k and is on track to be my second longest fic ever, lol. whoops.

Holy SHIT jin

Genuinely I’m logging off for the rest of the night I can’t do this

best reasons to make art: #1. horny #2. you found something weird and fucked up inside yourself and you want to work through it #3. angry. #4. all of the above at once.

First skate of the season!! (Please ignore speed because 1) i am slow, I'm not a very good skater, and 2) i did take a break and did not pause my watch)

I, uh, read a lot this year (I never rate books so the summary graphic is no fun, you get the big ass graphic instead)

i am still recovering from my cold, so i fully expect to be in bed by like, 9 pm and not ringing in the new year, but i hope all of you have a good end to 2025!! i've enjoyed having you all on my skyline this past year, here's to all of us having a great 2026!!!

NOOO i did the math on how many yoga classes i went to and whether it was enough to get my cost per class under 10 dollars and i was short by TWO CLASSES over the entire calendar year 😭 ($10.10 per class is still great, i'm very pleased but DANG, so close!!!)

tae ended that live fast so he could open mouth kiss namjoon i know it

ot7 live to ring in the new year? 🥹 They, like, love us love us 🥰💜

i had sooo many good plans to finish clarity before the end of the year, and instead i got taken out with a cold and have done nothing but watch smosh videos instead 😮‍💨

The Great Pumpkin Regatta by @twocentpenny.bsky.social 🎃 namgikook 🎃 12k 🎃 rated E 🎃 ynkk are rival farmers who want their farms to win the pumpkin regatta but actually theyre in luuuurrvvv and nj comes to town 🎃 jinmin are exceptional in this archiveofourown.org/works/46292740

reposting this one for uh, no reason (yoongiiiii!!!!!! i missed you!!!!)

🐨❤️🐱 A cozy married Namgi for the end of the year. Happy holidays! 😘 #kinkaminkart #namgi Less-clothed version here: www.patreon.com/posts/namgi-...

Merry Christmas Gang!! Hope you all have a good day today, whether you celebrate or not - sending lots of love to you all, thanks for being here this year!!!

i say this as someone who have spent the last 5 years in kpop fandom: i am a fan and i am being serviced within an inch of my life #HeatedRivalry

hobi is teasing but jimin is 100% serious

bangtan really treat yoongi like a cat who has decided to nap on your lap so now you Cannot Move, and i deeply respect them for it

🐹 when we were filming, i was so cold i was shivering. you guys said it was okay so I endured it jimin pulling his jacket off like it’s on fire 🥹 hobi jumping up 😫 namjoon: okay! and cheekily pretending to take his sweater off 🤭 jimin adding another jacket on the jinnie warmth pile 😭 i’m sobbing

Namgijin, hopekook, vmin, i think? Although they'd only be winning by a hair... i just really love namgijin....

I think about those "the bts members love each other dyingly/so much that they don't know what to do" quotes from people who know or have closely observed them way too often, I think they come to closest to describing the singular, expansive, red-string connection that they have 🥲

like….should we leave the room or what??

Okay the chirping in this chatfic is top fucking notch my God archiveofourown.org/works/76008221

yesss everyone join me on the "horny for seokjin's knees, specifically" train

quick switch back to my heated rivalry bullshit, but i'm obsessed with the new interview with hudson, he's so correct. i'm gonna be so sad if they media train him

Guys I feel like every time we see Yoongi these days (admittedly not a lot) he's so touchy??? Like leaning on joon, kook, joon again...I'm unwell 😭 (I know a lot of this was nj touching him, but like, yg was clearly leaning in, so)

Flying back to Seoul to hide every pair of scissors in existence

We're so back

OT7 live news recap 🚗 Namjoon has his license 🕺🏻They danced bits of WABP2 & Danger 👀 🧧Came live for new year wishes, but JK said they should do a live for actual NYE wearing suits 🤵🏻 🐻 volunteered Jin's house for the live 😂 Jin's home is the literal opposite of JK's

they love that it's theirs.

20. one rec? clarity by @twocentpenny.bsky.social — this fic has been so much fun. it’s all my favorite things about a tortall/tamora pierce style but about the boys. incredible character writing and an interesting plot and all around just a really good time archiveofourown.org/works/61838527

Watching the straight hockey bros podcast that recaps #HeatedRivalry and they're cracking me up re: Shane (extremely minor spoilers for ep 4) "Are the tables turned? Shane's still the one that's uncomfortable" "Yeah. Our sweet boy. That boy was born to not be comfortable."

the expression on hobi's face like he's reaching some sort of agonised ecstasy and relief

"pent up demand for rail options" also explains much of the success of Heated Rivalry