Also on an even hornier note, I didn’t connect the dots until Hobi’s hand choreo that “two fins”= fingers 💀

Me whenever JK makes himself tiny with Namjoon despite *barely* being shorter than him, and definitely bulkier 🤣

Also min yoongi folk album when???

so many thoughts and feelings about bts' artistry and journey, but i cannot get past the deeply horny " i need... i need" "what do you need?" namseok are fucking demonic for staring the album like that

While it’s completely plausible that they had nothing to do with the casting, it is *much* funnier to theorize about who the Riverdale fan amongst the members is. My money is on Jungkook.

I'm not properly back but also guys AHHHH it's so GOOOD!!!!!!

can i just say that whenever jin’s voice comes through any track i feel like i’m standing in a dark forest and my face is suddenly illumined by moonlight?

Hello! Just an FYI that I'm expecting to not be here for a good chunk of March (yes, I know comeback month...it's bad timing) but I'll be back in April!! If you wanna get in touch discord is best - I am also two_cent_penny over there :)

Keeping this going, here are my February reads! Slightly fewer for a shorter month, but both Fayne and Jade City are pretty long, lol

inuyasha, fanfiction net, i was maybe 12. been here for AGES baby!!!

okay @poetaureate.bsky.social and i FINALLY finished watch AYS season 2 (only a little late, lol) and is that yoongi touching jimin's hair at the very end??? it sounds like his voice, but not sure if it's actually him doing the touching

Same lol bts-quiz.figma.site

in addition to obsessively watching olympics i have also lost MANY MANY hours over the past few days to this game where you have to make 45 groups of 45 by pairing two items at a time and if you like this kinda thing i highly recommend it

If you see this, do it!! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5'4 ☆ zodiac: aqua sun, moon, mercury; cap venus and mars; taurus rising ☆ smoke: nope ☆ tattoos: one - le petit prince snake eating an elephant ☆ piercings: ears ☆ fav color: sky blue ☆ fav drink: ...black coffee (i know)

cw: weight, fatphobia ok now that I've said that, I would like to gently push back on posts critiquing NJ's and others' weight-related comments + posts. not because I like them (I don't!) or because I'm pro-dieting (I'm not!). I have lived in a fat Black body my entire life.

Once again sitting in an extremely stressed board room with like 20 of my colleagues, truly an olympics hockey tradition

the absolute /relief/ that swept through my office...nobody was doing any work 😅

this moment 🤍

happy hobi day to you all and also to my number one fanfiction muse hoseok! i love you a lot, bud, please keep being slightly too intense in a fascinating way forever!!

if you guys made one of these please send me a link below (or tell me a few songs that would be on yours!) i was pretty offline this weekend but i wanna listen!!

okay i am also late to make my own love song playlist, but it seems fun so here we are: music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

okay i've actually finally looked at the love song playlists and i'm obsessed with some of these choices. the flowers to mr. brightside combo on yoongi's is incredible. what the fuck is that.

So fucking co-signed, I loved this fic!!! Thank you @unhingedmads.bsky.social for writing it!!

M: do you wanna come skating with me?? Me, flat on the couch watching group stage hockey that will probably not matter in the overall olympics and who's mood would definitely improve with some physical activity: uhhhh (I'm not going skating)

- Then, looking at the six bandmates he’s already lived a few lifetimes with, Suga smiles and says, “Maybe it’ll be a little bit hard on our knees. But I think we can do that.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

we're back, baybeeee!!!!

“‘sexy!’ jung kook exclaims, a response jimin visibly appreciates, campily flexing his arms and pinching his biceps, distracting his bandmates from their philosophizing.” no bc i’ve seen this before…

i should say "a woman who logged in 15 minutes late today to a computer in her own home on a day she was MEANT to be in office, only to promptly message her colleagues about if they wanted to go skiing on the weekend and when to next reserve pub trivia" 😅

unrelated to all the other top notch stuff in the GQ article, i loved yoongi's little proud moment about never being late to work. incredible stuff. couldn't be me, a woman who logged in 15 minutes late today to a computer in her own home, but i love it for him

that's a face that says, "this IS my circus and these ARE my monkeys, and god help me I love them"

That GQ article is great. I love how they pulled in quotes from other huge artists and considered their whole timeline. I legit cried about the interviewer’s mom watching BTS videos in the middle of the night to find a smile during a personally hard time because SAME

Went xc skiing at lunch with some colleagues today, and my cutest, most jk energy colleague got to warm and ended up skate skiing in a t-shirt, so of course I am thinking about xc skiing namkook my beloved: archiveofourown.org/works/17256362

It's 2026, and I want to find new writers to follow on ao3 (and here)! Please, drop your ao3 in the replies and share this post to find new #btsfics authors! I'll start. I'm audge. I'm a slow/sporadic writer, but a prolific reader (check my bookmarks). ao3 🔗 archiveofourown.org/users/btsaudge

tw: weight, body shaming The realization that probably my entire family has undiagnosed adhd (except my siblings, now diagnosed) has cast many things into new light, but perhaps none more so than my mother regularly implying I was weird (fat + gluttonous?) because I didn't forget to eat 😮‍💨

girl group bangtan dick acquisition threadfic 🍆 cisswap au 🍆 magic temporary genital swap 🍆 dorm setting for reasons 🍆 sorry/you’re welcome so the thing is, namjoo’s heard of this happening before. it’s not even that rare. she just didn’t think it would happen to *her*.

namjoon always has the sluttiest photo dumps, but the inclusion of a quote from emma in this one really brings it a new level

An INCREDIBLE thing to wake up to, thank you taehyung

It's my birthday and one of my colleagues brought me homemade kimchi??? This rocks???

It's the most wonderful time of the year!!! (Blood orange cake season)

WE ARE GOING TO GET NEW NAMGI INTERACTIONS!!! FROM THE CLINGY NAMGI ERA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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bts: jin hyung did you know that we would die and kill for you and also desire you carnally seokjin, the man who has said he would give them his kidney if they were sick: that's so weird why would you say that

Decided I wanted to track my reading a little more this year, so here are my January reads!

Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college: • Human Sexuality • Literature of the Regency Era • Science and Science Fiction • Human Neuropsychology • Reading Films

I can't stop looking at this but not even in a thirsty way, it's more of a "damn girl mad respect congratulations on your legs" way

Can't wait for these to outsell our actual Olympic merch

(Preface for this is that everything is fine. HOWEVER!!!) Work: It's possible you might lose your job! Me: okay, I knew this could happen and am as prepared as I can be, we'll make it thru Dr: Hey, slightly concerning blood tests! Probably nothing, take some vitamins and we'll retest in 3 mos!

the real cost of the canadian propensity towards monopolies, tbh

me: man, i'm kinda tired, i guess it must be stress from the layoffs at work and also maybe ticketing... my dr on the phone this morning: yeah so your b12 levels are fucked

Did you write down that it’s wild that Yoongi sees himself as a person for whom success is a dangerous and corrupting drug so he has to cut himself down every time he reaches an apex simply to remain real? That he doesn’t trust himself with power so he’s his own watchman? Bc that’s also on my mind