Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

GTA 6 = Detox

BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.

Contrast this with the response of a president who was an actual decent human being.

It is clearly deeply annoying for a sociopath when a human collapses nearby and distracts attention from him.

SANDWICH MAN IS FREE!!

My first thought: Well, at least there's a doctor right there. My second thought: Unfortunately, it's Dr. Oz.

Bessent swore that NEXT year will be the year of the Glorious Economy. Meanwhile, in the reailty of now, especially in light of 2026 being just a couple of months away, lots and lots of stuff is fucked. Even IF they could get prices down, people don't have jobs to be able to pay for it.

There is so much wrong with this run on sentence of a president.

Greetings from Kyiv and a cup of strong warcoffee. An hour-long alert is over. No, they are not false, even if there were no launches or Kyiv wasn’t hit. We don’t have false alarms. Just not here. Not now.

It’s a mess, but it’s a start for Saturday’s #extralife marathon. It doesn’t have to look pretty it just needs to work, right? @extralife4kids.bsky.social

Non-religious voters in New York City overwhelmingly backed Mamdani over Cuomo, according to NBC News exit polls. (*High fives all around*)

We need to get Mamdani to wear a tan suit, just to see how many MAGA heads *actually explode* :)

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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

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We’re on the cusp of finishing “Catherine: Full Body” live onstream. Hopefully there isn’t another 45 minute cut scene. After that, some #Fortnite? Maybe a demo? Who knows!? See you in 15 minutes for more streaming fun for @extralife4kids.bsky.social ! #ExtraLife frostytools.com/stream/boogi...

It’s been a VERY good @extralife4kids.bsky.social day - hit a milestone for 2 streams/week and cracked the Top 500 teams in funds raised! #extralife

I fail to see the problem here.

Deranged rants like an unhinged maniac? Par for the course on a Tuesday.

PEP'S TREE IN UCL ACTION TODAY 🪾 Mikel Arteta, Vincent Kompany and Xabi Alonso lead their teams in Champions League matches on Tuesday, all while having them top in their respective leagues 📊

Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag. Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.

Jeffries: "The Trump administration and Mike Johnson are running a pedophile protection program. That's what they've been doing. And that's the reason they refuse to swear in Representative Elect Adelita Grijalva."

Arsenal have not conceded a goal for 11 hours and 26 minutes ⛔️ Seven straight shutouts. Defensive domination 🧱

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My god, I'm organizing a table in SMC to give out a hot meal, food, and supplies every week and man, 18 people are willing to table or cook or help solicit donations and I'm just overwhelmed with hope and joy. (Don't worry I will be harassing y'all with my Amazon link for donations soon!)

The Trump admin got a billionaire sugar daddy to pay the troops, but can't find a way to fund SNAP?

Trump Forces a Playdate with Xi Jinping & MTG Makes Too Much Sense for Desi Lydic youtu.be/I2BjRIIchbg

Mike Johnson desperately wants people to blame the end of SNAP benefits on the Democrats, but given the GOP's longstanding attacks on the program -- coupled with Trump's expensive White House: Extreme Makeover extravaganza -- that's going to be a hard sell.

What party runs… the country?

Morning all. Ever sleep so hard that you remember vivid details hours later? Since then, I’ve had some wicked shower thoughts like “Gary Kasparov played chess against Deep Blue in the late 1990s, could Eminem win a rap battle against ChatGPT in 2025?” Yeah, sleep last night was THAT good.

17 and 15. Homegrown Hale End. Mates. Living it together. How beautiful is this.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

What the fuck…

Maryland sues Trump administration over decision to halt food benefits

Really enjoying @maxvelocity.bsky.social ‘s coverage of Hurricane #Melissa . www.youtube.com/live/UkpbrMB...

11 days and 10 sleeps until #ExtraLifeUnlocked … But who’s counting?

Honestly at some point you have to start doing psyops with these people: Have Obama announce that he will seek a third term tomorrow. Then watch all the con law “scholars” and Fix News MELT DOWN trying to explain why he can’t but Trump can. (It’s like Newsom taking over his social media persona)

Trump is met with utter silence from the troops in Japan as he lies that "grocery prices are way down"

Wildfire fighters, unmasked in toxic smoke, are getting sick and dying. On "The Daily," listen to the story of one young man who started fighting wildfires as a teenager, and was diagnosed with an aggressive cancer on the eve of his 25th birthday.

I am thinking of the people of Jamaica, and the many New Yorkers with loved ones there, as Hurricane Melissa — fueled by a warming ocean — grows into the strongest storm ever to bear down upon the island.

It’s that easy.

Genuinely what the fuck is going on in Albania

I really need to spend more time on Bluesky. I spend most of my time on Threads and...idk. I feel like it's harder to connect with gaming folk there now. #bluesky #threads

More of this. All the time. Every time they appear. Constantly. Fuck ICE.

By my admittedly rough math, that would fund the U.S. military for about an hour and eighteen minutes