I simply can't get over the fact that I have to read and agree to terms and conditions before I can play a video game.

Tropic Thunder put trailer voiceover out of a job.

Been noticing this. As a filmmaker, I've paid *very* close attention to weather reports in my area over the last decade. I'm accustomed to nearly a week out on predictable weather. Now I'm seeing accuracy that is maybe a few hours out. It's raining today. Wasn't supposed to.

I can't be the only person who has sat through Andor and wondered wtf was going on from scene to scene.

I WAS BORN FOR THIS

SUPERMAN looks really great.

I want my representative to end predatory games and apps for young children. They're all subscription based hackjob games that still have ads popping up to sell your kid completely different games.

Lucky for Trump, retailers don’t want to list the tariffs as a separate charge because when they’re repealed, the price can just stay up.

It's so weird how I'm like, the funniest guy in the world, but nobody else thinks so.

Logan O'Conn Smythe

Attention sportscasts: stop using A.I. for your graphics.

You know things are bad when cars are an appreciating asset and the newest Mortal Kombat doesn't have stage fatalities.

Both Castlevania shows on Netflix are incredible, if you hadn't heard.

The reason I'm hitting myself in the head with a big cartoon mallet is that the people who told me not to do that were condescending. "That's gonna hurt dumbass" they sneered. Well it doesn't hurt and in fact I think it may be helping my asthma

I love how Netflix gives you about 2 seconds to stop it from auto playing the next episode. I want to watch the credits...

Gabe Landeskog is back

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

If you like indie horror might I recommend getting in on this. @braxtan.bsky.social is behind Glowzies, Dragon Soldiers, and Dead Zone, all of which punched way above their budgetary weight class. (Also a good friend of mine and her gore makeup prodigy of a kid might get some of the money.)

Lololol @samseder.bsky.social has to very slowly explain to this dude that government agencies don't pay taxes lolol

RIP to an actual fuckin legend

Harrison, whose plasma contained a rare antibody, rolled up his sleeve 1,173 times from 1954 to 2018. The Australian is credited with helping 2.4 million babies and advancing scientific research.

What’d she do? Return a Tesla?

Why can't we invent a smart phone that doesn't need a case?

THE DEAD ZONE

That was the best hockey OT I've seen in a long time.

This Parker Kelly kid can shoot the puck.

@tacobell.bsky.social bring back the Double Decker.

Former President Jimmy Carter, a man who redefined what a post-presidency could be, died Sunday. He was 100. www.stripes.com/veterans/obi...

Cobra Kai

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) should be in the criterion collection. I said what I said.

The final season of Cobra Kai should be set on Shang Tsung's island.

“You mean that garish gold bauble that used to belong to that horrible little man? Now, darling, don’t be angry with me but I went ahead and just took it straight to Mount Doom. It was telepathically hissing at me in the most IRRITATING way and I didn’t want that kind of energy in the house.”

I propose we limit copyrights to 25 years after the first dollar made. Superman, Star Wars, Star Trek... these belong to our culture, not some conglomerate.

I realize that nobody wants to hear this, but the only way to control and preserve the art you love is to own physical media

Every time I watch The Empire Strikes Back, I just want to try that stew Yoda made.

I was listening to an interview with Ayana Elizabeth Johnson a few days ago who said we need more stories in Hollywood depicting a solutions oriented future beyond dystopia. My first thought: Star Trek’s been there this entire time. Gene Roddenberry+ have given us a lot on which to build.

Refreshing to see that Avs Twitter is back. #GoAvsGo

"𝗚𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀." Glowzies (2023) Dir. Hank Braxtan Watching a Millennial discover a rotary phone- HILARIOUS. Infused with an irreverence and a surf rock spirit that aligns nicely with my sensibilities. Can't go wrong with James Remar, imo. Perfect for a Saturday morning. On Tubi.

Caught GLOWZIES last night. Had a blast. A funny, snappy and gooey spiritual successor of Dan O'Bannon's Return of the Living Dead, and the classic sci-fi b-movies of the 50s.

So anyway, my new movie GLOWZIES is now available on Tubi, Amazon, and Apple TV.