After that FGC Garfield post I did this week, I started brainstorming ideas because holy crap FGC GARF makes me giggle. If I made bootleg shirts...

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

Just woke up to see that Megan Thee Stallion cosplaying as Yoruichi, this day couldn’t get any better.

Borderlands movie has many crimes to answer for

elon musk hasn’t tweeted in 2 hours. i think he might be dead

Every Democrat in the senate that just voted to ratfuck the country should be considered an enemy of the people and ashamed to show their faces in public ever again. Fuck these ghouls. We are coming for their jobs. I am so fucking angry. Their careers need to be done. Today.

#luigi #mainstreammedia #averagewhiteguy

reading :-)

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IDK maybe I'll reinvent myself here and post hog

scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight

opening bluesky for the first time in 3 months

Painted my nails once now I'm fighting not to make it my entire personality

I always get this weird post interacting depression where I go over every conversation in my mind and critique myself for not being there more or more engaging ect.

Take your time

Please can more people get on here so I can leave Twitter.

Don't wanna think just want my skull bashed in with a hammer

sanji was so real for this

Ok I got laid I'm gonna be normal now for awhile

Happy birthday to Faye from Cowboy Bebop!

Pidgeon getting shit for having an objectively correct take

everyone needs to see junji ito in the Barbie box

Dog my favorite femboy messaged me on tumblr BUT I DIDN'T SEE THE MESSAGE AND THEY DEACTIVATED THEIR ACCOUNT I'M GONNA SEWER SLIDE

walking into the basement of the Saudi embassy in Turkey to collect his Best CEO award

That anticipation when you post hog and haven't gotten a reply yet

how i spend my time on bluesky

One of these days I'm gonna be able to do squats without my knees popping like bubble wrap

Twitter reply guys that got early access to Bluesky:

I have reported this grocery store and am awaiting a response from the mod team

Worst thing about new social media is deciding which of my brainworms are interesting enough to keep and which got me the original follows in the first place

Like this skeet if you like French fries or big titties