TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!

I just want the ladies to have orgasms.

Polycule Storytool™️ The disclaimer had my breaths edited out of it, but otherwise it’s not sped up at all lol I’m just talking that fast. This one has AN EXTREMELY GOOD BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO that you only gain access to if you repost this one first!! It involves a cute animal!!!

"(If I got angry at myself for being angry I would be angry constantly and I wouldn't have time to think about anything else.) (Wait, I think I am angry constantly. That might explain a lot.)" - Network Effect: a Murderbot Novel by Martha Wells

hey LA frendz & followers, will u circulate this event im a part of? Ive attended all of them and its such a gay & gr8 & grassroots & (g)bisexual time

"what's the vibe, bluesky?" [4 swords] were/are you plagued by indecision? fear? >>> [6 pentacles] lead you to resting on your traditions, with family >>> [hanged man, inverted][yikes] beware of further delay, of looping back into a stall. move forward; it will hurt but not more than doing nothing

Reskeet if you love trans girls!

crushed, battered, blown to smithereens by my own hubris #arcs #arcsboardgame

How to Attract Trans Women on Dating Apps A Practical Guide for Chasers (please repost if you enjoy this! Thank you ily)

what if i bite you and bite you, also, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you and then i bite you, i bite you, or i could bite you, and bite you

sunday serenity

velvety

life hack from the local noodle house

y̛̗̘̌͊a̧͆͘͟͝y͍̜̠͒͘y̜̟͐́̚y̞͍̦̅̓ ̵̥͑͌ͅc̵̛̜͐ͅų̠̎͒͋l̡̛̥̖͋t͓̗̖͎͌ ̛̙͆̀̌c̞͓͌̚͝ṳ̧͉͗̎l̟͍̞̓̀t̤̟͓̀͗ ̞̓́̄͘c̶̴̞͈͝ū̵̢̜͌l͍̗͎̓ͅt̠̥̀̌͟ (*^▽^)/♡★*♡☆♪

todays his birthday!! Theo was born miraculously from a motorcycle wheel well

A Makeup Tutorial for Trans Women This one took sooooo much effort to film and edit lol. Please repost my crops are dying. #trans #makeup #humor #actor #makeuptutorial

💭 Strap

Intrusive thoughts: Kerrigan's a mechanic, shouldn't she be more buff? Me: Yes you're correct intrusive thoughts

I cant believe folks go through the trouble of making a Taimi account and then choose to list Monogamy on their profile. instant red flag :/

"hey what's up, my partner and me couldn't help but notice you from across this pinball/cafe/zine archive. she told me to tell you that she would love to experience some sexy time with you. I would just be happy to be there and also can I have $55?" - Ben Platt, #CenterTheatreGroup Fan since 2004

Give me $20 I write and act and make fun sketches Also I’m so god damn nice I could really use $20 I don’t make any money while schools are closed because my jobs are all gig-based Ko-fi.com/emoria

I got asked about “the surgery” as always if you enjoy my videos likes are wonderful but reposts are greatly appreciated and support a good cause (inflating my ego)

And that includes buying the bottled shit.

gods I love the perversion of ripe as fuck navel oranges in december

THE TOP FIVE OF THE YEAR AWARDS FOR 2025 #transgender #humor #trans #top5 #oftheyear #awards #for2025

AFTERTASTE - a toxic yuri about drinking toxic yuri, one skeet at a time. Chapters One through Three now complete! Chapter One: bsky.app/profile/emor... Chapter Two: bsky.app/profile/emor... Chapter Three: bsky.app/profile/emor...

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Trans people will not forget the names of Henry Cuellar (TX), Vicente Gonzalez (TX), and Don Davis (NC).

if youre a good enough teacher's pet you can land yourself in community organizing that naturally attracts a lot of teachers who then can continue to tell you what a good job you're doingt

ᴹᵃʸᵇᵉ ˢʰᵉ'ˢ ᵇᵒʳⁿ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᶦᵗ Maybe it's Estrogeen

Am I supposed to debone my salmon steak ahead of time? Or do the decadence and hubris go hand in hand?

the larian stuff sucks to hear a lot. you have to be a true all-timer loser to think generative AI is useful for concepting ideas or artwork. you let the machine do the fun part you dumbass. it doesnt tell me you think efficiently it tells me youre a fuckass who's given up on being interesting

A Simple Rules Clarification #trans #transgender #boardgames #humor #iammakingup #someofthesehashtags #aminotaspecialgirl

The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.

okay I think I get this yaoi thing now #heatedrivalry

Wouldn't play this for free. Wouldn't play this if they paid me $10 to play it. Nope. Fuck this and fuck them.

quote with your favorite ass shot 🍑 (I forgot about this one <3 )

just 10 more hours on my phone and then I will feel complete

Free my people from the idea that kids not paying bills mean they can’t have autonomy. Free them from the idea that infants, literal babies, are using manipulation tactics when they don’t even realize that they shit themselves all day. Free them from the idea that they turned out okay..

how do I politely tell well-intentioned mental health professionals trying to make inroads with my local volunteer-run lgbtq center that $180/session therapy is actually queer-unfriendly

why are you polyamorous? wrong answers only: PvP TTRPG

my reward for my slow tumble out of bed was cool hair

Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus. www.stopkosa.com

Reblog if you adore trans porn!!

"I need Premiere Pro for my job" and "I don't like online multi-player, but I still want the OPTION to play Fortnite" she says moaningly while the considerably hotter Linux users take turns flogging her.

Okay chapter two isn’t quite done yet but how can I not leave the thread dangling on the silly joke I’ve been building towards the whole story. Here’s chapter one if you haven’t read my skeet-by-dang-skeet toxic yuri yet: bsky.app/profile/emor...