last night i remembered that when I was like 6 or so i wanted to "play autopsy" with a friend which was just one of us laying limp and the other rolling a pizza cutter over them and telling them how they died. he very understandably did not speak to me ever again lmfaooo

i wish views didnt help youtubers because im often recommended callout videos about people i know and i want to watch them while going "waow (based based based based based)". but i cant because that funds the youtuber....

Very funny how every single website is like "we can't acknowledge horny video games exist we might have to all die if that happens" like cowards and meanwhile SiIvagunner keeps uploading rips of flipwitch and other hentai games. Undefeated

i feel like every time we pirate a nintendo game we should donate its price or at least half of it to gary bowser. with all our wallets and thieving tendencies combined we could pay off his debts so quickly

clown comic [originally posted 5/4/25]

as much as im dreading the possibility of that whole "age verification to use any OS" thing it Will lead to a really hot black market. like yeah ill suck a weird compsci girls dick for a one-use install disc of an id-spoofed linux distro, absolutely

god i love the internet

i need to make a shortsnouted fursona so i can stop being a human on peoples tomadachi islands. im in like 3 of them and they all just made me a human. im gonna hold some key nintendo figures hostage

nipple piercings inflict autogynephilia. i cant stop checking myself out

This article is really embarrassing. It's entirely focused on technology-as-nostalgia and not the fact that every modern device wants you to constantly pay a rental fee in some form or another. If I'm listening to MP3s on a Diamond Rio there is exactly zero chance it will ask for a credit card.

the fact that legislators are trying to say that computers are devices that require id verification and tracking to use should put fear into EVERYONE. FIGHT AGAINST THIS.

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

should i show off my nipple piercings on main

watching the 60 minutes interview with clavicular and the very first question is basically a Very Important People gag

I think being exposed to kinks you may not be into is a universal good actually, you must be able to understand that not everything is for you and that someone liking something different is not a moral failure on the others part

call me an edgeplayer the way i'm diving into her RACK

AND BY THAT I MEAN HOLD A FEW HOURS LRHS END OF ACT 6 (ACT 5) PREMIERES IN A FEW HOURS (THE VIDEO IS NOT OUT YET THIS IS A PREMIERE) www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFCw...

max payne 3 is a game with writing

how long after trumps death do you think it will take for one of the attempted inheritors of the maga throne to cite him as a holy spirit guiding their hand from beyond the grave? i give it a week

the entirety of parappa has been playing through my mind all day ever since last night's stream

i dont have MUCH to show off from the @psoundpage.bsky.social opening, none of my sfx for P[S] is published yet, EXCEPT the sound i did for the Timearcher Studios logo!! check THIS out

i have a patreon now www.patreon.com/posts/offici...

its really funny to me that incest is seen as this hypertaboo kink when its like, literally tier one of the kink staircase. "dare you just hang out exclusively with freaks-" Go On Any Mainstream Porn Site And Tell Me How Much Stepsibling Porn Is On The Frontpage. Then Explain How Thats Different

prey is one of my favorite games of all time. its world is incredible, the imsim elements are great, the combat is snappy, and it just never gets old. genuinely one of my biggest inspirations for game development. arkane austin may be gone but you still need to play it somehow.

the problem with trying to get your fingers in any project you can because you like your work is that sometimes the leads of those projects will ages down the line embarrass the hell out of you by connection.

Squashing the beef

i handed my girlfriend a flier for some new items in at a fast food place we like but it immediately crumpled over, the only thing left visible to her being The Missing Child Report at the bottom

my one and only position on jaxcourse:

Imagine being in space 30 min ago and now you’re about an hour from In n Out

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WAS SUPER POPULAR WITH YOUNG BOYS WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

extremely funny to learn that a singer i heard exclusively in some weird Snuff Pop back in like 2018 now apparently has a massive following to the point my gf mentioned "oh shit new album by her"

made an nsfw alt over at @roadkillragdoll.bsky.social , still gonna post art im proud of over here and still own my shit over here but like. i figure its good to have a zone where i can talk more openly and hornily without flooding the feed of folks who arent after it.

i dont like invincible but like. yknow how some extremely online gamer bros do pushups because its what john halo would want them to do? ive never understood it until i saw battlebeast from invincible. need to get strong so battlebeast views me as worthy enough to rip me limb from limb <3 <3 <3 <3

hating babble the rabbit for being an age regressor is evil and stupid. hating babble the rabbit for not closing her goddamn mouth when shes drooling all over the damn place, however-

“You’re not supposed to use your phone while driving.” “Got it. Let’s install large tablet touchscreens in almost every single new car.”

play 4 evr

art i did made it! like two months ago

Every single American politician of the last 45 years has been lobbying day and night to melt the coolest person in the world in a nuclear fireball.

Tom Schultz, head of the U.S. Forest Service, was VP of a Timber company. I repeat. The man in charge of 193 million acres of OUR PUBLIC LAND, the guy who DISMANTLED THE FOREST SERVICE, made millions as a logging exec and now wants to clear-cut protected park land www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord