friend: someone show me more porn where girls have pure terror in their eyes me: *immediately cracking my knuckles and opening like 500 marsminer tabs*

america is not long for this world. thats the only thing keeping me afloat in all this, is that fact.

Nothing is surprising about the US starting another war. Nothing is more dangerous to Earth and mankind at large than the United States and its complete and utter failure to curtail the worst excesses of humanity. The US oligarchy and its influence on global politics must end.

marathon consistently reminding me why i dont like extraction shooters. its absolutely the best one in terms of style and substance but like. its still inherently a genre for the unemployed and hobbyless

Hell yeah, brother

someone remind me to never do 3 versions of the same asmr script ever again. managing the 4A, 4TF, 4TM variations are a real pain in the ass.

"Videogames cause gun violence" was the excuse used to distract from the facts the Columbine shooters were neonazis, and here we are pulling the old Jack Thompson special again, because of course...

you shouldn't make art solely in pursuit of being a successful artist, but also having a bad time making art is not proof positive that you should be doing something else like i'm sorry but "art should be fun" is the kind of shit you say when you have a hobby instead of a profession

i hate to say it but. marathon good. i expect ill hate it when i get to the actual pvp aspect but turns out stealing from an unknown artist then giving them a blank check when they catch you gives you a really good and unique art style at the end of the day.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Fun fact, US passports did not have a gender marker until 1977, when a rising trend in unisex fashion started freaking the government out.

tryin to find a picrew to use to make characters for asmr thumbnails and ive got a few good ones saved but so many of these people are irritating me with the contradictions and vagueries "NONCOMMERCIAL USE ONLY! made for pngtubers <3" are they just not allowed to accept donations while using it..?

its still really funny to me how like a dragon 0 had two very obvious plot moments where kiryu and majima were meant to unlock their iconic fighting styles, but because they didnt want to tutorialize during climactic fights they just locked it behind their respective side grinds

i hate that beef tallow is like. a far right wedge issue now for some reason. because like it DOES make food tastier and id like to be able to use it to fry foods without feeding into an anti-health anti-vegetarian often explicitly fascist political position

playing the Airframe Ultra demo in the funniest way possible, roleplaying as Random Child

nothing grosses me out as much as realizing someone around me worships celebrity and thinks its. like. real and important. that artist you look up to is someone as cool as you who just got lucky. stop putting people on pedestals youre giving everyone around you either vertigo or a complex

sweet jay and hella matt

i really love the experience i keep having where discord friendservers with distinct nsfw channels will make an Evil kinks channel for stuff like what im into, then people start posting softer kinks in it, then im judged and shamed for posting about evil kinks. it keeps happening.

more time has passed since dmc5 than passed between dmc4se and dmc5.

i cant wait until i can buy a new chair lmfao. my current one is so busted i have to pile 4 pillows behind me to give it any kind of back support and even then its DUBIOUS

THE POWER TO TRANSGEND

The sequel that nobody but me wanted to see… CW: blood, police brutality, transphobia

Occasionally I’ll run across doomer posts talking about how there’s no hope for any trans girl who doesn’t start HRT before 20. …I started at 30.

"you know a fandom is starving when they start analyzing what the deadly goops are in portal and half life" The People Crave Speculative Fiction With Intention And Meaning

the ideal future is one with lots of old trans women in it

We cannibals must help these Christians.

It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane

god now that ive beaten max payne 3's permadeath i need a new Pure Mechanical Fun comfort food toy. maybe i should reinstall dmc5..? taking suggestions tbh

I'm going to be kicked out onto the street in 2 days

dont fucking speak to me while im mgs3maxxing

“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord

Genuinely take a chance on new music without any names you've heard of involved. Find the people you will be excited about in the next twenty years vs. waiting for your faves from the last twenty years. Or unearth an older discography to be obsessed with. Do full artist listens.

there needs to be more porn games that actually angles for the Victim experience. like, theres a ton of rape and murder visual novels, but none of them make me feel victimized. im a time traveller who is manipulating people into abusing me. its not the same.

dude started griping about lesbians and how queer people are ahistorical because all of history is christian. i gave him the pin of shame. people dunk on him. he doubles down and gets more homophobic and racist. youtube autodeletes all the replies DUNKING ON HIM. but lets his shit stay. evil website

i am now having to sort through the wikipedia pages for Every Racing Game Released Before Remedy's Death Rally to see if they were indeed the first to have campaign events and submissions in races, and if theyre the first to do the KILL YOUR COMPETITORS ON THE TRACK TO WIN >:D combat racing thing

massive shoutout to whoever put in the sponsorblock segment on the new noodle video. they left in the fake ads but cut the real one, literally the exact experience i would want and i think maintains the energy noodle was looking for. show me the vhs taped golden corral ad and tom cruise interview.

Pressure VRchat now, they also use Persona. Vrchat uses persona. Vrchat uses persona. Persona is backed by Peter Thiel. Peter Thiel is pushing for a surveillance state in the US and appears in the Epstein files hundreds of times.

do i know anyone, or does anyone i know know anyone, who is a racing game afficienado / historian? i have a couple questions i need help in finding the answers to for a video im making

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i did it. i fucking did it. after like 10 years of attempts. i fucking beat max payne 3's permadeath mode. ive always died to bugs or bad luck or overconfidence. but i fuckin. I DID IT. I FUCKING DID IT

its really funny to me that max payne 3s permadeath mode is built off of its time attack mode because like. the time stacks after each chapter. if youre even BARELY good at the game you end each chapter with an additional four minutes on the clock. by the end of the second chapter time is no concern

since everyone is talking about my wife Elise the Borden Cow again, here's a high quality pic of my favorite Elsie art, from my personal archive

Jesus Christ this fucking company

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