I left my festive in my other pants. No word yet on why I’m not wearing pants at all though.

Still plenty of time to ruin Christmas.

You'll never adultize.

Sometimes the best Christmas present a person can give you, is their absence.

Where my abusers at?

She probably takes on more than she should. Between smithing and training, she's always hard at work.

my tits look great today. 🙂

i am a goddess i enjoy looking at how mortals see me

these fucking cunts

that unbeatable game really good, huh

Youre so on me but you never pay attention.

my father cobbed corn im the daughter of a corn cobbler

archer stays on while we fuck

If you cant find yourself, how can you find the clit??

Who wants to nice calm relaxing with me

What a clown show 🤣

you know what? fuck you *is unemployed*

what if the solution to my problems is to get another deaf dog

They think me mad

being called weird is a compliment in my culture

Looks like I'm not going to be able to dreidel my way out of this mess.

i have not lost my mojo after all

I am embarrassingly food motivated

I'm going to lose it if I'm in the Epstein files

morpheus showing you how deep the rabbit hole really goes, and it's like 1 foot deep

just cast a spell on everyone in the world to shit their pants

i don't wanna talk to dudes anymore just send money and shut the fuck up

i love you but don't hop on my shit

i do what i do when i can bitch i am struggling

you made me sad you fucking prick men aren't allowed to make me sad

you owe me money

and this is when we rob a bitch

cause you're not about to hurt my fucking feelings

i need a for real massage the kind that makes you cry

sorry this email found you the cat hit send

i'm available to download

years ago—never mind how long precisely

Don't bother me with trivial details. Know what's important, and do it right the first time.

hahahahahaha bitch im autistic and i have complex ptsd

it hurts when i actually love them

If you're speeding in a neighborhood you're a piece of shit.

Long burn the Dragonfires!

Don't try to manipulate me.

my first act as president will be to pardon judas

apologies for being a bother ~a memoir

would a"weirdo" do this? (*drinking my dog's bath water*)

Don't butt in.

Why the fuck can't you just love me the way I am?

I think we should scream.

We should all hug more often.