All I want to do is stress eat.

twitter infamous more like

telling cismen to shut the fuck up across multiple platforms 🤌🏽

they're saying she's 'Emma™'

The craziest thing of all? It wasn't even my monkey.

How unprofessional.

im actually hella cute i tone myself down for safety reasons

if not giving a fuck was a paying job

Think not, is my eleventh commandment; and sleep when you can, is my twelfth

i would be such a bomb-ass cult leader

I began to be sensible of strange feelings. I felt a melting in me.

I cannot be made less capable in any way.

rage bait but happy

“I’m sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but your mom? she’s a shitposter“

Hi. I’m here for the dopamine? I was told this is the spot

A Slam Dunk for Newsom….

i got faggots on speed dial

Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social

I was just a girl. You showed me zero mercy.

I cannot be harvested for my organs.

No items or devices can be used to cause damage to my mind, soul, spirit, or other internals.

I miss my kids so much, you will never make up for that loss

yes sweetie i am used to expensive shit

Nobody has ever heard of your school.

I feel like I'm not good enough to have imposter's syndrome

Just cant help but think about everything you took away from me

good evening ladies, and to a lesser extent, men

I would beat your ass for free.

I cannot be reduced or trapped or otherwise disabled.

The drama’s done. Why then here does any one step forth?

You care too much what other ppl think

You might think because your college is snooty that it's reputable and Hilsdale ain't reputable.

Cumin in the streets, turmeric in the sheets.

I dont know him.

Justifiably one of the biggest cunts I have ever not met.

Eat flowers out of my ass and I still wont talk to you.

If they want to take ivermectin this time, don’t try to stop them.

I left the door wide open and you slammed it shut. Wear it.

i . for one . do not care what pedophiles have to say

Me rereading my own writing nodding in agreement.

I get all the news I need from my friend who eats dandelions

You didnt lose me, you freely gave me up.

Great. Now I’ve got an erection 🙄

I'm only posting for the money.

I cannot be careless with regard to my brain.

Criminalization is the fuel of fascism.

Cannibals? who is not a cannibal?

so... which one of you is the undercover cop

I love you but I love me more.