reader you are not prepared for the embedded audio here

It'd be a bad ass move if Jack Hughes got a gold tooth to replace the one that just got cracked out of his mouth.

I had an opportunity to ask Paul DePodesta about “Moneyball,” so I did.

I'm not a religious person, but I greatly appreciate that Jesus died on the cross so I could have Cadbury cream eggs.

Great, NOW who's going to surf all these butt holes?

new 🌱 plant person anthem: "turn the phone off, I'll keep it on silent, nobody bother me while I'm buyin, I got the botany bop let's stop it if the topic ain't crops then swap it..."

I've never heard this guy's stuff before, and it is *laser targeted* let me just say www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2_Q...

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

To be clear, I was the one in tears.

My kids tried Cherry Garcia for the first time the other night. One of them said it was 'mid'. So I told them about the Great Cherry Garcia Shortage of 2020, and asked if a 'mid' ice cream flavor would be sold out for a full year?? And then I sent them to bed in tears.

Writing threads on this bluesky app is pretty easy. *READING* threads on this app is still remarkably painful.

Wow. Some truly excellent ag scientists affected here, with the closure of several Agriculture and Agri-food Canada stations. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

2076: Historian: the 2nd Amendment remained strong throughout American history. James Madison: Huzzah! H: An authoritarian government rose in the 2020s. JM: But it was quashed by the armed citizens as intended! H: Well, actually, all the heavily armed folk sided with the authoritarians...

I have been contacting my GOP senators regularly. I'm beginning to think that they are proud to have ushered in this period of America. They don't seem bothered by any of it.

This thread is absolutely wild bsky.app/profile/musi...

On the same day, to the same group of military leaders: Trump: "America is under invasion from within. We're under invasion from within. No different than a foreign enemy." Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. You kill people and break things for a living."

I really hope nobody acts surprised when they start killing us in our own country. They're literally saying it out loud for everyone to hear.

This chart documents one of humanity’s greatest achievements, in my view. We just lived through the fastest population growth in human history. It would have been impressive if food supplies had merely kept pace — but on every continent, they grew even faster than the population.

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

Statement Re: OU Discrimination Investigation Today, my client, Mel Curth, submitted her appeal of the University's Institutional Equity Office finding that she engaged in arbitrary and capricious grading of a student's assignment in violation of that student's religious liberty.

“If you don’t eat the shit sandwiches my restaurant is now serving my restaurant may go under before we figure out that nobody wants to eat shit sandwiches.”

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Change a tense, ruin a song. Taint love.

Friendly neighborhood biologist here. I see a lot of people are talking about biological sexes right now. Lots of folks make biological sex seem really simple. Well, since it’s so simple, let’s find the biological roots, shall we? Let’s talk about sex...[a thread] (Reposted from the other site)

I just ate some apple pie. For breakfast. At 2:30pm.

Workflow with AI: 1) create prompt 2) refine prompt 3) have AI do literature review & write text 4) check that all references exist and are not hallucinations 5) fact check all points in the generated text for accuacy and modify text accordingly 6) revise/edit final text

Not a bad way to spend the afternoon

SIX FLAGS OVER JESUS omg I'm dead 😂🤣☠️

As an academic librarian, it’s distressing to see the increase in interlibrary loan requests based on false AI-manufactured non-existent sources. The AI bots basically scrape an author’s CV & invent material. And badly.

accidentally deleted 17 years of research data this morning luckily it was stored on a server with plenty of redundant backup, so we got last night's backup restored. But my anxiety level was a little elevated for a couple hours in between those two events...

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

After I had my daughter, one of the qualities I looked for in infant formula was existence, which was an aspect my breast milk lacked

University of Nebraska, as part of its budget cuts,eliminated the department of statistics, including "the BS in Statistics and Data Analytics, BS in Data Science offered through the College of Agricultural Sciences and Natural Resources, the MS in Statistics, and the PhD in Statistics."

It's over. Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut. www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...

who will help me invent the universal browser extension that adds “-ai” to every possible search engine and directory search, I would like to make a billion dollars with you

@profanity.accountant well? How bad could it be?

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally acceptance. The 5 stages of academic dishonesty.

Big news for craps players. Copilot says the probability of rolling an 8 is the same as rolling a 7!

Unless he's going to take a stand on reclining I have no interest

I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.

Being a teacher during this phase of AI/LLM development is absolutely fucking exhausting

Has the new Lizza post dropped yet?? I'm not usually into such personal drama, but that part 1 was great content. 😂

I'm beginning to think some of these guys that Trump pardoned aren't good people...

As a metalhead of a certain age, this was my introduction to @flavorflav.bsky.social and still kicks massive amounts of ass. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1h...

5 years ago today

A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women 🧵

Lydia Jennings, PhD, is a soil microbiologist and environmental scientist. Her research focuses on soil health, cleaning up mining waste, and restoring ecosystems. https://awis.org/historical-women/lydia-jennings-phd/ #WomenInScience #NativeAmericanHeritageMonth Lydia Jennings, PhD

"Heart disease as a hobby.“ Such a great description of baseball when at its best. defector.com/toronto-will...