Can we all agree that Mike Johnson is perpetually full of shit? #inners

Speaker Mike Johnson laughs off Grindr rumors, stating he’s got his hands full at home focusing on his faith and family since the addition of his newly adopted sons. 😂 #cdnpoli

Press Secretary L3AVITT breaks it down for the Dems! #StephenColbert #KarolineLeavitt #GovernmentShutdown

Does anyone else wonder why so many of Trump’s advisors and friends turn out to be pedophiles? 🤨

Another working dinner at the Naval Observatory on what to do about the Epstein files?

“They asked for a sword, and we said, ‘Well, we do have swords, but we can’t give them away because they’re museum artifacts,’” said Todd Arrington, forced to resign as head of Dwight D. Eisenhower Presidential Library.”

Can you get baby oil at the prison commissary?

Breaking on MSNBC: An FBI agent in the Washington field office has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey. This news was first reported by Reuters.

BREAKING: A federal judge finds that there is evidence Kilmar Abrego was VINDICTIVELY PROSECUTED. The judge GRANTS Abrego's motion for discovery and a hearing, and the government must now PROVE it did not vindictively prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/

Judge rips Jeanine Pirro's office for 'literally unprecedented' number of shelved cases www.rawstory.com/jeanine-pirr...

Mike Lee said "This has been Russ Vought's dream since puberty," which I thought was a little weird. Like, did he have wet dreams about RIFs? Probably yes.

Fat Satan has a healthcare plan — in about two weeks. 🙄

Wow. This really says it all.

Trump’s #MassDeportation agenda just killed good-paying jobs for Tennessee. This is a company Gov. Bill Lee recruited! Are we great now, GUV? tennesseelookout.com/2025/10/02/e...

Hmmm 🤔

Jack Ciattarelli: “I’ve been advocating for an increase in the gas tax since dating back to 2012.”

There are tapes, and I bet I know one guy that was filmed. Bigly.

This was always the plan. Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.

On Monday, RFK posted a rambling video on the HHS X account showing a series of graphs and directly stating that vaccines have had minimal impact on human health and saving lives. Today, in response, we brought our own graphs. We will not let his dangerous nonsense go unanswered.

Dean: The president is unhinged Johnson: A lot of folks on your side are too. I don’t control him Dean: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals. Johnson: I didn’t see it. Dean: Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing.

Precisely

Like other countries before us, revolt! We ALL go to the WH & Capitol & block entrance on a Sunday while he's golfing. We don't leave, shop, work, watch tv until all the traitorous MAGAs are removed from OUR house. We need to do it before the military is down to illegal order psycopants.

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BINGO!

What a "Normal Peak Halloween looks like" ...

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

Sure. Left wing terrorism is at an all time high, going from 3% of domestic terror fatalities to 4%. Right wing terrorism on the other hand has dipped to an all time low of 95% So technically, yeah.

Secretary Whiskey-Breath: 🥃 No fat soldiers 🥃 No fat generals 🥃 No fat commander in - uh wait. 🥃 Yeah, never mind. #TrumpFreakShow

Stephen Colbert - Senior Alert System

Meanwhile, Trump is pushing for more private-sector usage of AI and fast tracking permits for more data centers after Big Tech companies donated huge amounts to his inauguration.

People act like getting kids places without a car is Herculean. I biked three (one not mine) to the Kingfield Farmers Market, 95% on bikeways. No car seats, no stress, just laughs. The challenge isn’t moving kids, it’s redesigning cities to work for people instead of cars. #StreetsForPeople

Mike Johnson cancels votes, locks doors to U.S. House as he has refuses bipartisan negotiations to keep the gov't open

NEW: Rachel Maddow drops unseen bodycam footage of feds coordinating the arrest of Newark Mayor Baraka. I REPEAT: the feds ordered his arrest even though he wasn’t breaking any laws. Federal agent: “We are arresting the mayor right now per the Deputy Attorney General of the United States.”

So he's also in the Epstein files ...figures

Why any tourists are still going to the US is way beyond my comprehension...

Please...please...please...

Excellent insight in tomorrow’s Trump meeting with 800+top brass. It will be a shit show, and a lot of resignations, if they are asked to do the unthinkable-transfer their allegiance from the Constitution, to this failing, dementia addled, 👇👇 open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...

Javier Milei ‘El Loco’: “All I’m asking for is $20B—less than half what Elon blew on Twitter. For that, you get Trump Tower Buenos Aires, plus a 24k gold chainsaw.”

Contemporarily significant film - and a damn fine one at that!

Trump wasn’t supposed to be there. Now, the Quantico meeting has become more than discipline or ethos. It is about democracy itself.🔥👇 www.jackhopkinsnow.com