I'd like to shout out Charlie Kirk for not saying any dumbass racist shit for 90 days. Congrats dude.

Conservatives have perfectly smooth brain mass. It's almost impressive.

Love when a 2 hour job becomes a 8 fucking hour job.

If your seat as a Republican was r+15 or lower your seat is now competitive and you will probably lose to a Democrat.

Waiting for the image gen ais to eat their own tails enough to where every image comes out as just an orange tinted square.

I still don't know what felching is.

I'm convinced that for every good thing that happens for me that a successive amount of terrible things must occur afterwards that build up like a crescendo towards the next good thing. Rinse, repeat ad infinitum.

23 states are in a recession. Right now. The economy is teetering right now. Don't let them get on tv and lie to you.

If you post a bagel in a biscuit thread they should launch you into the sun.

So like 2/3's of the maga accounts are foreign actors.

@support.bsky.team how many accounts are experiencing the jwt expired error right now? Spamming the try again button in the app worked to fix my account. You have a problem you need to fix.

So if you experience the jwt expired error on the app and on web apparently spamming the try again button just works. @support.bsky.team you have an issue going on with quite a few accounts having this issue on the subreddit. Look into this please.

Bingo.

Socialism and capitalism met in the white house today and socialism won. Lol.

Yeah the years keep coming and then the years keep coming and then the years keep coming and then the years keep coming....

I can't laugh harder at this. Like it's physically impossible. @fetterman.senate.gov you get what you deserve.

wait wait wait... Epstein was fucking Melania Trump before she got with trump.

Whatever is in those files is worse than you think. And then...even worse than that.

AHA! it is a hardware problem. Got your ass bitch! Damn do I need a new CPU? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..........

Guessing that scheduled maintenance cloudflare was performing didn't go as well as they hoped it would. Lol.

Cloudflare goes down and all the sudden you can see who is still spending a ton of time on Twitter. Lol.

Do we accumulate easy day points that cloudflare cashes in for all of us at once or? Lol

Having PC issues and I'm starting to think they are hardware related. Sigh.

Wait....Ghislaine Maxwell had a horse named Bubba.

Did you know 53 Republicans were charged with child sex crimes in October alone.

They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler

If you have ever imagined what it's like to get angrily face fucked just join the democratic party your senators will gladly oblige.

Schumer was mad Mamdani won in NYC so decided to throw all of us underneath the bus as vengeance. Fuck you @schumer.senate.gov. Rot in hell forever bitch.

Just got done watching Predator: Badlands. It's actually really good. Definitely an enjoyable watch.

@kaine.senate.gov do you have dementia or are you always this fucking stupid. Holy shit resign.

@shaheen.senate.gov you're a dumbass if you think Republicans are going to work with you. You're a double dumbass for completely selling out your entire base. Resign in shame you dumb fucking bitch.

Great messaging if the goal is to never win another election ever again.

A bunch of centrists are trying to keep their jobs this morning. There are 9 democrats that need to resign or be primaried. Chuck Schumer is at the top of that list.

@senatedems love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

putting chuck schumer where he belongs: thread

Fuck these traitors. Primary their sorry asses.

@durbin.senate.gov you are no longer a Dem. You fucking piece of shit garbage human being. Eat a whole bag of dicks you stupid mother fucker.

@durbin.senate.gov Fuck you traitor