We need to take away phones from old people in waiting rooms because they cannot be trusted.

Only children enter on the first shap

amazing that i can show the same picture to my trainer and my barber

I thought the premise was lovely.

Would you rather fight one Mumford-sized son, or one hundred son-sized Mumfords?

Completed scene commission for @gassyfox.bsky.social and @aatrox0.bsky.social !

Happy Valentine's Day to my @blueeyedbabe.bsky.social I'm not always the best husband, but you're the best wife I could ever have

I don't have an "ascending testicle", I have a wandering nut

this was an older one but I still think its relevant

Hormny

It's really more like Chaotic Neutral Will Hunting

Just freaked out a little bit because I brushed the excess dental adhesive out of my front tooth gap and thought I broke my tooth

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech. Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

Growing up touch-starved and becoming an emotionally repressed adult has me wanting to cuddle and be cuddled by every one of my friends

I'm reading The Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac (my favorite book) for probably the fifth time Solitude is a gift

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.

Sometimes it's just one of those mornings

2023 - An unnamed Black & Chestnut Eagle character I drew up. I'll make him a proper OC eventually... #VargosseArt #furry #furryart #avian #birdfurry #anthro

Why do I leave things like this unfinished so often?

It kind of feels like I'm falling apart

I really wish this site got through my work's content filter. I really could've used the interaction the last few days. I want to be more active here.

When I reach 400 followers, I'll do a giveaway! I'm 10 followers away

Me oh my! Nothing quite like a horny Thanator to spice things up… Commission for @aatrox0.bsky.social and @blueeyedbabe.bsky.social 🔥

@louraccoon.bsky.social made me a bi burritowl

Fullshaded commission with background for @theshrimplord.bsky.social & @aatrox0.bsky.social

Got @paws4hire.bsky.social to do my banner feat. me and @blueeyedbabe.bsky.social!

Thanks to @ishtarofthefall.bsky.social telling me about emoji kitchen I can make this dream a reality

Update: going well!

At my long-time job we had a wall where we cut and pasted all the box labels that had a double entendre

🎉 400 Followers R a f f l e 🎉 RULES: - Follow + share - Comment your fav dino - Follow my telegram channel t.me/KibaCreations - Comment your ref - you will maintain the details and colors, but some things will change to adapt it Ends 05/02! Good luck to everyone ^^ THANK YOU SO MUCH

The Patreon Exclusive Easter Egg hunt was a fun one! My patrons requested space, so space they did get ✨ Consider joining my patreon! I’m happy to take suggestions for YCH scenes, and there’s always a Patreon exclusive YCH for every public YCH I tweet!

An Easter YCH for 2024✨✨ Lou likes to make them pretty whacky, so I hope you’re not afraid to get wet!🐠🐬🌊 To join this one, please fill out this Google form: forms.gle/vJusf5KtyCEJ...

What is even the point of playing mine rogue in diamond? Clearly you aren't winning enough to make playing the most mindless deck ever created worth it. Watching paint dry get too exciting for you?

If I were Jesus I would return as entrant 30 in the Royal Rumble

Okay, time for me to get my shit together and grab life by the balls again. I've worked my way out of depressive states and found joy before, I'm going to fucking do it again.

Could my brain just not?

As usual, prices change every beginning of the year. You can find the information at this link: www.furaffinity.net/journal/1077... On the other hand, on Tuesday I will start working again as usual (because on Monday I have a medical appointment)

Gotta set up a tapas account today for Fathom

Can't believe the devs made me fall in love with my wife without even making her complete my backstory quest

There are too many squirrel nests, tired of looking up at a tree and getting excited to maybe see a bird only for it to be yet another useless pile of leaves left by some mammalian freak

Digital smooch to anyone who correctly guesses all three spaceships (at least partially) visible in this picture. Hint: one is only identifiable of you can match the proper warp nacelles.

Feeling 🔥 today!

Watching Puka ball out for my eliminated fantasy teams

Having a really lovely day off work so far. Sunlit reading and doggy snuggles.

Join us on Virgil's journey! I'm excited for you to come along.

Still doesn't quite feel real!