Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move. 1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year. Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

Congress wants to mint 400,000 silver coins honoring Charlie Kirk as a “faithful servant.” Hell NO. This isn’t honor...it’s idol-making. We don’t glorify extremists with national currency.

BREAKING NOW: Jame Comey has been indicted. 1. False Statements 2. Obstruction of Justice Trump is a small and bitter human being.

I don’t even like James Comey, but this is so wrong. Let’s start indicting Supreme Court justices who blatantly lied to Congress

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If you submit to a bully, expect him to return and demand more. To believe otherwise is naïve AF.

Whoever decided “colonel” should be pronounced “kernel” needs to be banned from Scrabble for life.

I’m starting to think that Megyn Kelly and Candace Owens are in a race to the top of Batshit Crazy Mountain…

I need to vomit.

Morning, it's time to release the Epstein files.

👏🏻🙌🏻👏🏻 Congratulations to Gov Newsom who cracked the code!

The Dallas shooter was NOT anti-ICE. He was a right wing 4chan video game addicted meme-lord who was anti-immigrant. FFS! The left doesn’t do high powered weapons to kill people from afar! Mass shootings of innocent people is a power trip for WHITE DUDES!

Flower Mound TX, who is she?

UPDATE: Trump wants U.N. Escalator AND James Comey arrested

Ah yes I remember Twitter.

Glad Kimmel is now calling out Brendan Carr and Donald Trump, and, specifically, laughing at these weak men. Always mock bullies. They have the weakest chins.

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

Morning!

Trump suddenly says Ukraine can win back all its land…but don’t be fooled. This is rhetoric without teeth. No new aid…no concrete plan…no sign of real policy change. His words shift like sand. Trusting this “flip” is like betting your future…on a mirage.

trump is slamming liberals for seemingly paying for a statue of him holding hands with Jeffrey Epstein 🤣 Love this for him!

Jimmy Kimmel: "A government threat to silence a comedian the government doesn't like is anti-American."

Stephen Colbert tonight: "I want to say thanks to everybody in here and to everybody watching from home, which might be just my wife Evie. Because everybody else is probably watching ABC. "

Fuck you Sinclair and KOMO TV in Seattle. YouTube still allows us to watch Jimmy Kimmel. We are coming for your monopoly deal. 39% ownership is the max, not 70% you’re gunning for Love seeing Robert DeNiro and Kimmel not holding back #FreeSpeech m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Fascinating how Tyler Robinson, Charlie Kirk's killer, is no longer being talked about by right-wing media, Trump and MAGA. I wonder why... Can't qwhite put my finger on it... (Also, he's not "leftist" or "Antifa.)

Nothing like watching free speech give censorship the middle finger.

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Justice Kagan warned the Supreme Court’s rulings give Trump “full control” over independent agencies, undermining their independence by allowing removal of officials without cause, overturning long-standing protections and concentrating power in the executive branch. newrepublic.com/post/200761/...

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Masked Federal agents pepper spraying members of the clergy. This is America under Trump.

I’ve never eaten kale and I don’t have autism, so clearly kale causes autism.

What’s the difference between Trump and Tylenol? Tylenol isn’t in the Epstein Files.

Fuck Tylenol. What scientists should really be doing is investigating the link between fake tan and malignant narcissism.

I’m not taking medical advice from a man who can’t pronounce an over-the-counter drug…

Some of them took livestock medication, and it shows.

Tylenol: take two and you’ll still make more sense than a Trump press conference.

Morning! Happy Tuesday.

Tylenol is about to be rich from the Fed govt after the ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit

The most important thing Kimmel can do when he does his monologue tomorrow night...is humiliate the hell out of Trump. DEFIANCE is paramount.

fun to watch RFK in these press conferences and see that he is even more deranged than the president

Karoline Leavitt says Trump saved the Ryder Cup golf match between the US and Europe. He said it would not be happening this weekend without him even though it has been played since 1927 somehow without his involvement.

Playing with people’s livelihoods, ripping away hardworking parents of US citizens from their families — is that just all “collateral damage” to you, Donald Trump and Stephen Miller? Is this heartlessness really the America you want to live in?

Trump & RFK Jr’s unhinged autism presser, Homan bribery denial vs leaked FBI docs, Disney caves on Kimmel, Miller channels Goebbels at Kirk memorial, & Trump bails out Argentina. All and more in today’s Bulletin.

Shana Tova! Gwen and I wish all those celebrating Rosh Hashanah a happy, healthy, peaceful, and sweet new year.

Fact-free junk science! apnews.com/article/tyle...

Trump is suing and threatening to prosecute every company and person that says mean things about him, then comes out with his most senior public health appointees and tells everyone to stop taking a product that generates billions in sales worldwide for many companies.

This is Biggie. He can't believe this was your pick for movie night. Gonna need a cartoon before bed so he doesn't have nightmares. 14/10 (TT: x_gzm0714)

my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter