a delivery driver just innocently walked up to my house and back to their car while whistling a pitch perfect rendition of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" right under my bedroom window and I've gotta tell you that's fucking creepy if you're not expecting it

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

long read but a fantastic articulation of very important things I've been saying far less cogently for ehhh about a decade

just got recertified to Get Crunk prn for another year

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Watched the Kneecap movie the other night* and learned that I absolutely love the sound of name Naoise. Would put it on the short list in the unlikely event of baby *without subtitles, bc if you want a peek into someone's life, it's only fair that you do it in their language. Subtitles next time

Goths For Summer demand warm nights! We reject solar dominance and demand gentle nocturnal breezes. Labor no more in winter's chill, you goths, but embrace the comfort of dying warmth upon the daystar's evening surrender!

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Lawncare Perverts Go Inside

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Doctor Biscuit

This morning, my cat woke me up out of the worst version yet of my recurring nightmare And she's done it before. She walks on me and kneads on my arm or chest until I wake up Rescued once again by Doctor Biscuit

if I gotta drag these plants back inside one more time HERE AT THE ASS END OF SPRING then i shall go CLINICALLY BAZOO my dream house has a big lazy-susan carousel that I can use as a revolving door for plants depending on weather conditions (ideally, it'd also water them when I'm too depressed)

Je regrette.

put on some random instrumental playlist in the background so that the Disco Elysium music doesn't bum me out and--

Touching grass is not enough I need to share a sunny log with five or six turtles

It's amazing how many problems a couple of decently fried eggs can solve

i am anxious like a motherfucker, full on existential crisis, and only one thing is making me feel better: night in the woods mae gets it nightmare eyes

imagine I photoshopped Truth Coming Out of Her Well into a shower-bath scene and maybe replaced her whip with a luffa, one of those ones on a stick

You ever been so angry you had to shower twice bc you couldn't remember what you did? I have

"dual-wielding zweihänders" i spent zero hours learning the blade but still incurred psychic damage from reading that

100% human fuckups 0% ai

Hey! Do you want a bunch of cool ttrpgs? What about doing something nice for some displaced children? You can do both for as little as five american dollars with this bundle, you'll get my games Busty Wizard Fight and The Goat Must Burn, plus 77 more games and a warm fuzzy feeling. Go on, do iiiit

oh my god i just realized that all these months when I've been trying to fake a cheerful good morning "hello “ I've been doing it in Cyril Figgis' voice

have any of you ever experienced a *decrease" in the effectiveness of your antidepressants while taking antibiotics? just looking for anecdotal evidence here

Disco Elysium requires a lot of patience but at least it's not Borderlands 4 BL4: No Sleep 'Til Ragequit BL4: Minimaps Are For Casuals BL4: We Wanted To Do A Far Cry BL4: Oops! All Grinding BL4: Real Fault Hunters Of Beverly Hills BL4: Because Fuck You, That's Why

it's such a nice feeling to kick back and just watch your mutuals being Friends Online just a bunch of folks you already like being nice to each other about stuff not to be sentimental but y'all really do bring something good to my life

Young Adult arrives home tomorrow for the first time after achieving several milestones in totally unrelated news, I hate and am bad at hanging creepy paper

wehhh i've wasted the whole morning, i planned to play video games but my stupid brain hijacked me and instead i made a grocery order and a pharmacy order and the outline of a very fair distribution of household maintenance tasks wehhhhhh what a waste of time

grocery order came out to exactly $100.00 these are definitely tears of joy

he set off the smoke alarm again last night and then again this morning. this is at least 5 times we are going to have A Talk about how the rest of us vape out the window or smoke outside. yet again begging a man to give a shit about others I've gone mental, utterly "we live in a society" brained

"Listen, you fuzzy little shithead! I've been fucked around in my time by a fairly good cross-section of mean-tempered, rule-crazy cops, and now it's my turn. So fuck you, Officer. I'm in charge."

i need someone to write and record a song called "Karl, Get A CPAP (Wear Your CPAP, Karl)" so's i can play it real loud through the hi-fi speakers laid down on the living room floor

my apartment looks so good right now. you could safely eat off any floor in the house. looks like someone really loves this place and if my spouse ever leaves me with this much housework ever again, i will piss in his shoes like an angry cat

A trans friend says she always prays towards Transylvania and I’ve decided I’m back into religion.

nothing says "I'm mad that I'm not allowed to abuse you freely" like "yOu liVe iN a BubBLe" I can't be forced to "participate in lively conversation" with people who only want to abuse and mistreat me, and abusive people can't tolerate being told "no" NO. shove your "debate" up your ass. thanks

help I combed out the targles but I can't get it to towel clry

guess what sound i just woke up to

it is 2:30 in the morning new downstairs neighbor set off his smoke alarm. false positive, happens all the time but this grown ass man JUST TOOK IT DOWN AND PUT IT OUT ON THE SIDEWALK WITHOUT TURNING IT OFF and then hid behind his door when I went down in the pouring rain to stop it chump

When Young Adult was 4 years old, I told her dad, "she's one of mine. I can tell. She's gonna be goth." Today she graduated in a long black wig with a sideswept bang & barrel curls, a perfect smoky eye with lashes, white lipstick, divers piercings & tattoos, and a little black dress Called it!

does Disco Elysium ever get interesting or is it all confusing and uncomfortable? I'm on day 2 and I fucking hate this game but everybody says it's right up my alley, top recommendation What am I missing here?

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

the last 6 days of my life have been absolutely horrible with no reprieve or relief and i am seriously running out of endurance these abx are making me want to do the thing. i have ideations all day every day anyway, so that's not new, and i know how to ignore it. it's just really intense right now

sure glad my kid's graduation livestream is frozen 40% of the time it's not like we all waited 18 years for this

I've spent my whole vacation at the doctor's office, running errands, fatigue-sleeping, having anxiety attacks, or excising unforgivable housekeeping crimes from my home, and it is going to rain for another week straight I want to walk into the wilderness

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Christina Applegate's memoir, You With The Sad Eyes, is devastating The audiobook is raw. Her voice wavers; she breaks down crying several times. I had to take breaks. It's such authentic narration. My heart aches, I wish I could offer any comfort to this cool, spunky woman who's just. so. sad.

In related news, the doc says my leg looks much better and discharged me from care Onward to the next gravity attack