check out my good personal friend's stuff and please consider supporting them! they are very cool & funny & attractive. don't sleep on that slow wave ep

Dad told me that we watched it together. He said I looked up at him and asked, "Are they still alive?" He replied, very sadly, "Probably not."

are you implying that the kind of man who would expect a woman to stay in the house doing domestic labor for free and then spread 'em w/a smile every time he wants sex DOESN'T actually respect women?? we KNOW men hate us. the data back it up, but women already know. THEY'RE people; we're just women

i made this

[at work] Youth: hey, are you doing okay? Me: why, do i seem different? Youth: you just don't seem like yourself Me: that's probably accurate. i appreciate you checking in. that's very kind.

it was so nice of our coworker to bring in homemade Easter cookies-- chocolate chip with Easter m&ms! mmm, delicious! i hope everyone else enjoys them

I am never going to be able to eat grapes comfortably again, ever in my life

never not amazed at how a C-130 seems to take up the whole sky when it flies over also i hate that C-130s fly over my fuckin house

check out my good personal friend's stuff and please consider supporting them! they are very cool & funny & attractive. don't sleep on that slow wave ep

i don't know how happy this Trans Day of Visibility is for trans people this year but it's important that my trans siblings hear it one more time: thank you for sharing your true self with me. thank you for following your heart. i love you & I'll fight for you. I'm so glad you're here 🩵🩷🤍

hello this is tbi speaking if a vehicle can do 20 miles per hour and needs to go 4 miles how long will that take? i am embarrassed and ashamed that i need to ask! 😀😃😄😁😆

It's 4:30 a.m. on a Tuesday It doesn't get much worse than this In beds in little rooms in buildings in the middle of these lives which are completely meaningless 🎶

you know how sometimes you expect somebody to be mad but instead they just get real quiet feeling real quiet right about now

Lady in front of me was collecting her change but Random Dude's off to the side waving me in frantically, "go ahead ma'am, go ahead ma'am, GO AHEAD MA'AM MA'AM GO AHEAD--" I wouldn't normally respond, but "IN A SECOND, SIR." So of course he stood behind me & tried to instigate a scrap 'til I left

i got yelled at by an unhoused dude before i had any caffeine this morning, and the day has not improved

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

showed this to Spouse (A History Major) and he started grinning and twitching and grinding his teeth, making the cutest little distress chirps now he's rocking and mumbling something about personal bias and scope of vision?

it's kind of a good place to bank your intrusive thoughts tbh, some of them are funny later on

hey, a good personal friend dropped a surprise album this week, and it would be super cool if you gave it a spin or a follow on your platform of choice. it's real good, obviously

just look how she puts her glasses on ffs, is it warm in here??

"Oh will it appeal to men" It will appeal to carnivorous fungus which I feel is practically the same thing

my friend joked to someone this morning, "don't worry, we're not feds," and they replied "nah you don't look like feds." my friend was so touched. her face lit up and she blushed. "that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day!"

Went to sleep in my Murder By Death t-shirt and woke up alone in a room full of life, stealing a few extra moments and fighting against time

fuuuck, y'all i think I'm finished with these big liberal protests it's not worth it to "get the numbers up" anymore the organizers had merch MERCH

Hitting the streets, see you later

I love the feeling of starting a new @tkingfisher.com book, because I can be fairly confident that any animal companion(s) will probably be just fine in the long run, and also that I will be decidedly not-fine, possibly also long-term That's what I love in a book: healthy animals & psychic damage

a funny thing happens when you don't leave people a way out not always immediately, but inevitably

Butlerian jihad tonite 👀 Butlerian jihad tonight queen?? Butlerian jihad tonite 👀

screaming crying throwing up

leaf blowers are like if a Captain Planet villain went "what if we could outsource ecocide and pollinator collapse to ordinary Americans" and ordinary Americans were like "fuck yeah I love noise and fumes and pointless busywork!"

SAME we've got 2 leaf blower guys right next door to one another, and sometimes it's like dueling banjos out there sometimes I watch them working *backward*, which renders the leaf blower useless or worse, and i marvel that these men are allowed to drive cars or handle sharp objects unsupervised

Guess what's playing at work RIGHT NOW?? Mr. Blue Sky is trying to kill me CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

no. i refuse to have nightmares about finding cars abandoned during ice abductions. unacceptable.

Name a film with a wizard

ATTENTION, OUR FRIEND HERE FOUND THE AWFUL SONG

HELP HELP I CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE NAME OF A SONG I HATE it's one from the 70's that plays on my boss' yacht rock playlist and it's like Supertrampy but Beatley, and in the middle of every chorus somebody bangs on a pipe or an empty keg or something CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK what song is it please

oh shit, I didn't know Lady Sov did a track with Rick Rubin

wym it's fucking thursday: Tarot of Vampyres silent flip through youtu.be/l_IYFYIEq3o

I have no idea what prompted me to start listening to Zep, For Girls! but it's going fine. I had no idea Heart cranked out so many albums between 75 & 90 Dad tried so hard to make me like Led Zeppelin but my resistance was just too strong. You cannot make me. But I bet we could compromise on Heart

it's fucked up when my friend are funnier than i am

sometimes I miss my mom so much that I lose my breath

It’s actually necessary to sit with “I hate what I’m feeling right now and I don’t want to feel it again, so I AM NOT GOING TO DO THE THING AGAIN.” That’s how we learn. And also, that’s how we develop enough distress tolerance that shame is a calibration tool and not fuel for self-loathing.

TWENTY-FIVE of the people I follow are also following Hend Amry, who posted a ratty, hook-nosed caricature of a Jewish man today and will not take it down I just want to know, from those 25 people, does this pass the Harry Potter test? Are you okay with being associated with this, at all? I'm not.

I am literally in love with this version of Mary Shelley

Growing up in an abusive home does a lot of interesting things to you. I really have a hard time cleaning unless I'm alone in the house. I turn knobs all the way before gently shutting all doors so there's never an audible click. I'm a night owl because that was the only time I truly had for me. >

i have a brain injury that can make verbal recall challenging. it does not lead me to make up events out of whole cloth. i do not fabricate or prevaricate i don't appreciate the number of times i've been told "that's not what happened" lately "diminished emotional control" has entered the chat