@drumcorps.bsky.social remix of our song 'magnetron' - the music video made finalist at filmhaus! the brutal gift that keeps on giving! more on the way www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtPH...

Intense Little Pleasures: successfully repairing your vehicle without assistance Spouse is aware that I'm a grown-ass woman but he's always skeptical when I claim a mechanical task. And then I crush it! I've always been good at low-stakes electrical stuff in particular. Independence: Now for girls!

🌵cactus report🌵 Fuschia cactus blooming a riot. White cactus also bursting into bloom, and it's gonna be huge AND, best of all: my tiny, battered, survivor cactus, the very first one I brought home 2 years ago, is growing itty bitty flower buds. They'll be peach Most satisfying hobby yet 🥰

do not speak to me about saltwater taffy i would rather receive a bag of saltwater crocodile

For five absolutely batshit minutes this evening *I did not know what my mood was* I don't know how to explain that completely unmoored, open-water feeling to anyone without a mood disorder

Her hair is PERFECT.

"I'm grateful that you gave me a heads-up"

if our corporate overlords actually wanted us to work harder they'd put shit like holy diver on the playlist (follow it with ain't talking 'bout love and I'd blast through production quotas)

the cure for late-night impulse shopping is to put a bunch of book holds on your library card it soothes the acquisitive urge and it's free, so no buyer's remorse (my library has books, audiobooks, movies, TV series, tabletop games, tools, gardening implements, free museum tickets: SO much stuff!)

Question for people who make a statement and then ARGUE when someone AGREES: what the hell is wrong with you?

no amount of propaganda is ever gonna convince me to financially or socially support [CENSORED] call it whatever you want: it's my money and nobody can make me spend it on [CENSORED] products evil acts are evil acts, it's very simple

TL;DR Violent J for Senate

[acknowledging King Minos] A stepfather who feeds & shelters his stepchild well into adulthood-- well, that's just what a good dad does.

the 4in (10cm) second-degree burn on the soft part of my forearm is doing healing things like drying out, being warm, and hurting like hot buttered fuck i got stabbed in the foot bones last summer & that was worse. stab is 3x bigger than it looks gonna need a new tattoo to cover the burn scar tho

Watching a movie: "Joseph Gordon-Levitt's character is like a penny-ante Jesse Gemstone" who the fuck says penny-ante, why am i 89 years old

One of the girls at work keeps sniping my calls, and she's about to find out why that's a really bad idea We're gonna scrap if she doesn't stop intercepting my orders. I'm a consultant: I earn commission on my sales. She does not. So when she steals a call, she's taking money out of my pocket

hops, cannabis, figs, and mulberries are also order Rosales (but not family Rosaceae). Zoom further out and legumes, nightshades, brassicas, and gourds are all Rosids. Basically we eat mostly roses and grass. Also trees are a social construct.

sorry WHAT

perfect night to make esquites, tangy & sweet & spicy

you can just listen to or watch the full concert of The Black Parade Is Dead! on the internet. no one can stop you. you can just do it

gonna log off for the day, this is really unsustainable dm me anything fun or funny xo

Periodically I experience moments of rage because some asshole musician stole my 25yo self-invented handle and used it on a song and an EP Sugarblind was not a word before I created it, fuck off, invent something yourself, hack

A note on aloe:

you need an aloe vera plant in your home. not a bottle of goo, not "with lidocaine," an actual plant that requires bright indirect light & a small amount of water every week or two (don't overdo it) bc i have a 2nd degree burn right now that would be a catastrophe without the miracle of fresh aloe

i used to feel weird about looking in the mirror and seeing my mom, but that wasn't half as weird or horrible as seeing my stepmom in the mirror. why is my awful brain doing this to me

Platner's Tattoogate is proof that AT BEST he is too dumb to be a senator

I like how Rachel Harrison's main characters lean into being flawed people, imperfect people... maybe even bitches I represent the bitch demographic and I'm here to say that we approve, as much as we approve of anything

Misread "demonologist" as "dermatologist" I would watch that wacky body-swap comedy, absolutely

uhh... the door is open, the horse is gone, the barn is on fire, and there are nazis in the yard

Maybe I have aphantasia I often get frustrated when authors lovingly describe the visual qualities of every place in a story. I can't see it! It's words! It's still words when it's inside my head! I can't create a real image from the word picture. Please just tell me what's important about it 😭

"I'll just head up to my cozy little attic full of plants & fairy lights to read the new Kingfisher novel. How scary could it be?" [one hour later] 😱😭🤮

my cat is curled up against the small of my back where the blanket makes a little tent. she is warm & soft. her tiny feet are twitching.

"if you want to [do creativity], why don't you just go [do creativity]? i don't understand what's so hard about it. if you want to [do creativity], just go do it" sure, captain interruptus, i also would love it if [doing creativity] were like taking a shower but it's actually more like focused work

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TFW the deep-discount dispensary restocks your favorite product that's been unavailable for months TFW it's like 20 miles away & you find out your vehicle gets WAY worse highway mileage than local mileage WTF how is that posisble FTW i'm gonna go use this product

I have a couple of bad tattoos too, but none of them are racist, let alone nazi symbolism. I got at least one tattoo while out of my gourd on pain meds but I must have done it wrong because I just got an animal I've also never had a "nazi phase" bc that's not a thing that regular people experience

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forgot to apply mascara after doing poorly-balanced wings w/liquid eyeliner this morning & also didn't tightline so I looked like an alien all day plus my hair wouldn't cooperate and i saw my reflection under fluorescents anyway that's why I'm eating this whole sleeve of chocolate mint cookies hbu

once again, i offer you a song that is arguably wack but definitely a bop

judging by history it's unlikely but maybe the laborers who construct this part of white house will actually get paid

stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

love to see cops on the block with shield, battering ram, and the biggest goddamn gun I've ever seen so cool, so relaxing, totally feel safe in my community

shut the fuck up about jesus he didn't even want to be king he just wanted people to be nice to each other what the fuck Is wrong with americans it's so embarrassing to be from here

All the traffic lights on the north end were blinking red this morning, turning every intersection into a 4-way stop, and I have NEVER seen everyone drive so responsibly It was a beautiful thing, and it actually cut my commute by about 5 minutes

bought all the stuff to make brownies and, separately, tuna noodle casserole, and only afterward did I realize that I'm trying to reconstruct my late mother's love from her comfort-food recipes in case you weren't already slightly bummed out, yw

Or they'll makeout with each other and order Chinese.

all you need to know about me is that my clean clothes come out of the dryer smelling faintly of perfume and weed

The saddest cactus in the whole wide world is blooming