but the fact is, I’m going to do when I want to. as early as I want to, and not a moment later.

I did not wake up planning to break my own heart today, but…here we are.

(why did my phone autocorrect “stronger” to “stroke her”? because it is of the devil.)

I don’t think I’ll wake up stronger, tomorrow. but definitely more certain.

I regret to inform myself that I am no longer able to do it for the plot. I’m softer, more bruisable than I thought.

I left and came back and yall are still discussing hair….WHY?!

I don’t think I’ve hated a character as much as I hate Louis Litt since Skylar White

Listen @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app brother I apologize and you good with me. Matter fact lemme find a horse charity to make a donation to.

I revisit this quote so often. it’s like a mantra for peace, clarity, and surrender.

Love my girl badt, like pls look at the material

I love that my name twin instills respect, reverence, and fear in men. 🙂‍↕️

Oh naw. Imma settle out of court.

Send all paperwork to my attorney, @alexandragg.bsky.social. You'll be apologizing by EOD.

“I’m not a nesting doll, I’m a snake—I shed my skin and move on.”

This is the America I want to live in.

Animal Kingdom

I wonder if snowboarding and surfing are…like, if you know one, you can easily pick up the other.

this better be in one of them Frankenstein films open.spotify.com/track/51c94a...

this is so random, is he mad at Vance? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/25/b...

my boss said she didn’t want to be raptured because she wants to be left behind with the heathens, and I think that’s such a weird way to say she enjoys working with me.

listen😭😭😭😭😭

100% of unknown numbers placing important calls leave a message.

Share your favorite black and white movie.

Would I be left behind in the rapture? Is leaving me down here unsupervised the best idea? Who can say???

Your reaction to getting left behind in the Rapture. *reviews skeets and iMessage*

apropos of everything, where is Anita Baker?

Rapture coming but not me. 😔

Yes. I do not work that week, and I am generally a menace for the entire month. …because my being born is very important to me and I aim to display my gratitude for that.

Related? Qui sait?🤷🏽‍♀️

I wish international law was taught in high schools. I fear people are going to misunderstand what a UN General Assembly resolution is, as compared to one from the Security Council…

I feel like it’s very lazy and, somehow, obnoxious…possibly inconsiderate, to keep making these biopics of actual serial killers. like pls write your own new and creative ways of doing crimes instead of…this. it just gives me the ick, I can’t explain.

This is when Jesus fought the Groys at a pub at the end of the world. It’s in the Bible.

so. my child got a (very mild) warning at school because Bohemian Rhapsody was stuck in his head and he couldn’t stop humming it. 😭😭😭 I’ll take it.

I ain’t opened this app in weeks.

since I can’t get into Lectures on Tap, @tatispumati.bsky.social and I will be at a bar and I’ll just make her rant about plants to whoever passes by

I would do something real strange to get into one of these Lectures on Tap things.

I love competitive energy. let the best one win🤍

Even if you do, I will

I’ve noticed it in people who’ve adopted being the main character in everything they do. They forget that the main character also needs to have interesting dialogue and a good plot.

I don’t think people are making an effort to not be boring, these days. and it shows.

If you want to see... paradise... ...simply look around and view it... ...docs who want you well, just you sit a spell... ...there's nothing... to it.

::I lead a group of neurodivergent people through a tiny door, whimsical music plays, a glockenspiel rings out:: Come with me... ...and you'll be... ...in a world of aided-regulation... ...no pre-auths, no rejections... if you need it.

my child is reading in bed, singing Under the Bridge to himself, and I just….what a perfect angel.

my love of Camus and my love for bringing 70s love songs to [my] life …my loves are doing battle.