exactly. and am.

If an angel who looked like that era of Denzel approached me? I’m on that heavenly pole in act 1.

it’s called stuffing. STUFFING. the answer is right there in the word. you stuff it inside to cook.

dressing is prepared on the exam table ☝🏿

oh no I want him🥹

in prenatal yoga teacher training, we held an awkward pose while holding ice cubes and did it twice. the first time, someone said encouraging things; the second time, discouraging. and guess what? it’s easier to manage anything if you tell yourself you can. …so…apply that to whatever.

it’s all just…sensations and the reactions you experience. that’s it.

watching this man fix the snow blower as if I didn’t come here specifically to be snowed in…

tasting what??? that’s how you contract strep throat.

now, me rapping? that’s totally different.

I think it’s really sexy when a man is silent. hope that helps.

but someone wrote and performed one (1) rap song for me “as a gift” and I’ve never hated a moment so bad before.

why would you do hours of freestyling at someone? did he think she was gonna sign him? why would he do that?

I’m just gonna have to publish my autobiography under a pseudonym, is all.

I have incredible lore, and am only alive by the grace of big sandals and my grandma’s prayers lmfao

Okay but while I have you here: my site is 25% off and I’m a real person making real spiritual tools that really work 😭 Slide on by www.thelavenderiya.com

I don’t think they told me anything about it tbh. despite being married for 43 years now, my parents never mentioned marriage to me as a goal. just education and money. and now look!😭

that’s a fact. 72 hours go by and I don’t want to be in your skin? there is no coming back, pack it up.

In the relationships I've been in, I knew it was time to go when I didn't want to smash anymore. I know you might think really? That's it? But yes. My desire/drive/libido/arousal is VERY directly correlated to several core relationship satisfaction indicators. If I don't want to f*ck, it's dead.

matter fact…night yall!

have a plate or two, nap together, wake up for a lil stuffing and what not. repeat. a beautiful time.

ain’t.

Mad Men was brilliantly written. it never gets old.

okay I’ve given this a lot of thought: I think this can be salvaged. people who don’t want crust don’t waste it. and now you have 13 slices instead of 8!

"fuck" Most flexible and useful word in the English language

erotic. something about the word would be completely profane if it weren’t so true and alive.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen: Al Green Sade Radiohead Beyoncé 21 Savage

#TeamCannedCran for life

If you can feed someone in need today, please do. Those leftovers don’t have to be wasted. Have a beautiful and safe day of love and family ❤️

I love that there’s a Spotify lofi for every occasion—love, gothic horror, lust, Thanksgiving, yoga, murder. whatever you wish!

I was told “pee-can” is where you go to the bathroom and “puh-cawn” are those nasty nuts

……this spread is a little light.

“all three + more” sounds like a porn title

lmao y’all’s responses to being called a BAN have me screaming omg, yall need help😭😭😭

entirely different, I swear😭

Idk man...i think we be having different sex.

okay wait…

that said, I’m not sure it would land on me, these days. I’m simply not sure. but in another chapter? did.

lots of things, said affectionately, sound like…affection.

When you don’t think slut is a negative.

I can do anything I want to— change my mind, stay, soften, give, receive. absolutely anything.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…

at complete random, I got a job as a legal secretary for a solo practitioner and I admire that man so much, I wanted to be just like him. he is the ONLY reason I’m a lawyer.

a white kid in my sophomore neuroscience class said that the reason there weren’t a lot of black or female professionals in the field was bc it was “too ambitious for minorities”. so i got my doctorate in it. bitch.

I LOVE THIS SONG