What conspiracy theory do you believe? I believe Epstein is alive.

A reminder to self that someone emotionally intelligent may not be emotionally available

Netanyahu funded Hamas, UAE literally has the receipts.

My daughter was so cold at soccer that at 8 years old she had to be moved to the boys league to grow. I could not give her further development because I could not afford it. Club and travel was not in the budget for a young single mom.

PTO until Monday. One like and I’m drinking. Enable me.

Kill your masters

I would lose my mind

Yea nasty with them there

Who’s left to cheer for in soccer ball that’s never colonized anyone?

Ok last one. I promise.

Tony is a habitual line stepper. Perry is just pure chaos

If you remember these versions of me, you’ve been down for a long time 🤣

You better say my name

About to be live in 30 min. Don’t wanna miss me make this grown man cry

That shit got be hot not gonna lie. Joy is a demon but not that kinda demon ok

Yall follow some ditzy ass people

I have never seen anyone use the term antisemitic accurately. Just say you’re a Zionist.

Imagine being called to lead, doing the worst thing imaginable to a woman and expecting the citizens to trust you. Oh wait.

He will lose in November and it will hurt because Susan Collins is a devil. But imma take a page out of the white left’s book and say yall should have got a better candidate in. Sorry not sorry. Anthropomorphic Beethoven the dog is a fraud

yes, this is actually why kids pajamas are required to be fire resistant

Crazy what happens when the system adjusts and enacts laws that benefit the people. Such a foreign concept that it left me.

Well shit. Today I learned.

Breast easily

Being an adult of a certain age now, I imagine it went something like this: Citizens: There are PDFs in churches and schools. There’s too much lead in products. Protect children! Politicians: Companies, you must do something about the harm Companies: Here are PSAs for children.

PSA's from the 80's: To survive a nuclear bomb get on the floor and put your head between your knees If you ever fall in quick sand stay perfectly still so you sink slower and wait for help Don't take the free drugs everyone is trying to give you And yes, stop drop and roll if you're on fire 🤷🏾‍♂️

Did people catch on fire a lot in the 80’s and 90’s? Why was stop drop and roll embedded into our brains

contains THC

Brad Pitt and J Lo being guests at Taylor swifts wedding just confirms who she is.

Never met an Aries I ain’t love real bad

My son won’t let me play trucks and construction time so I’m just sitting here. He said “it’s dude time”. What in the patriarchy

Been at this age

😭😭😭

Yall not my friends for real

Sounds like we in another revolutionary war outside. You know we could use this energy elsewhere right.

Three presidents have died on the 4th of July, more than any other single day in history.

Yall scaring my dog with these fireworks !

I can feel myself sun burning. I’m about to get the fuck home cause no

Every Tony I’ve ever known has loved me and also been the biggest whore I’ve ever known.

I see

I have the cutest red and white lil romper for today

I don’t eat pork no more though

5

That wasn’t even what I meant but now I feel I have to reply with disrespect a bit

250 years of oppression

Caption with the pic has me crying 😭

This land was made for you and me

Happy 4th settlers were not freed from oppression they were free to colonize Native American land. Go America