A happy bunch in the Palm at half time #UTV

Didn’t realise it’s 13 years today 🎵Ding Dong the witch is dead 🎵@benidormbutcher.bsky.social @emmagee.bsky.social

Seen this @benidormbutcher.bsky.social 9000 + pieces

Yes, stop rolling out the red carpet when our fans are treated so badly.

Second half to come, we need a goal or 2 please Villa

One for you @dannygav.bsky.social would you get involved in this monstrosity

Last night in Ibiza before the insurance company taxi gets us home

@julie-bayley.bsky.social can you help Dave?

Neither is Ibiza

Go to Ibiza we said, take the car and explore the island we said, one can drive the other drink we saud, local driver before we even get to the apartment to check in says no...

Just seen this on twitter @dannygav.bsky.social some have good memories

In Alicante for our anniversary, so capital city prices @mscarolkitch.bsky.social

Happy with the Barcodes at VP?

Villa Twitter summed up with today’s stadium announcement #UTV #AVFC

If BCFC’s new stadium doesn’t have you singing tamperer then you are better than I am 😂🤣 #AVFC #UTV @bigdaveg.bsky.social @benidormbutcher.bsky.social @jpmsandie.bsky.social @dannygav.bsky.social

Saw this @dannygav.bsky.social and thought ideal for you to build your retirement house in the sun watsonsrealestate.net/property/157...

The meltdown by some of Villa twitter about the maccabi fans being banned is epic...

Farage, in his bubble of media-shielded hate, has been made to feel invincible. This is a rare breach of that bubble exposing his crybaby weakness. If he loses from here, it’ll eat him up. If he wins, he’ll have to govern and be held to account. He’ll be shit at it and end his career in disgrace.

@benidormbutcher.bsky.social have you seen this. I know one “special”villa fan will explode it this happens

For those that left the other place, someone tagged Damien Vidagany in a post ⬇️ and he actually replied so enjoy his answer #UTV #AVFC

He we go after yesterdays result, old Gould’s burner wanting Emery out #AVFC #UTV

Next seasons UCL final will be at Atléti’s ground in Madrid, now come on Villa we need to get there

Breaking Mandelson is sacked as American ambassador. Did Starmer not know about his relationship with Epstein?

Hey a @dannygav.bsky.social were you secretly in Spain

Hey @benidormbutcher.bsky.social have you been sent a text from Benidorm council saying schools are shut tomorrow, Elche have sent them out tonight. 1 day back…

Hey @benidormbutcher.bsky.social have you heard the latest Victor Lindelof is having a medical to be our back up CB/RB on a free transfer…

Week 3 of the #ShitBetClub, returns still zero,”wor role are sleeves up n go again” @jpmsandie.bsky.social @bigdaveg.bsky.social @calymeneavfc.bsky.social @benidormbutcher.bsky.social

Who’d have thought that Ryan Reynolds #HollywoodFc would fuck this up for the #ShitBetClub to have a flying start to the season

Here we go again #ShitBetClub week 1 drew a blank. Here's my over 2.5 goals @jpmsandie.bsky.social @bigdaveg.bsky.social @calymeneavfc.bsky.social @benidormbutcher.bsky.social

A wonderful Vet, who fortunately deferred to his daughter when he wasn’t sure about my Belovéd Phooka’s illness, thus saving her from a horrible death, is running the Bute Highland 10k tomorrow to give something back having recovered from #ProstateCancer www.justgiving.com/page/duncan-...

Will we have any right backs in the squad left?

Looks like a hot one today 😰☀️🇪🇸

First matchday of the season so it’s time for the #ShitBetClub to go again Here are my over 2.5 goals @jpmsandie.bsky.social @benidormbutcher.bsky.social @bigdaveg.bsky.social @calymeneavfc.bsky.social

@kieronocall.bsky.social Happy birthday K, hope it’s a good one 🍻🍻🍻

Tickets booked for the Villareal game next to where the villa will be #UTV #AVFC

If you are interested in joining in, I can give you his mobile to WhatsApp for teams by DM, with his permission of course.

I know a lot of my friends here know Dave, he has had a stroke, and is running one of his football raffles. If you’re still in the other place drop him a message to see what teams are left #UTV #AVFC

Hi @benidormbutcher.bsky.social just saw something on twitter with Conrad asking Grok who was his most famous followers and he had Laritaria and Linton arguing who was the most infamous...

With some marketing, I think I can easily double this number. 🤣 Seriously though, if you don't like Trump you'll relate to the lyrics- plus it's a bit of rock and roll! What's not to like? open.spotify.com/track/5NJUnT...

Been white water rafting all day, home in time to get to Woodstock for the 2nd half of the Friendly and a couple of beers

Cheeky late lunch with @mscarolkitch.bsky.social at the "Lebanese Lounge" on la Mata beach front, 10 mins drive from home

For all the non believers, finally a picture of the Maccies at Villa park #UTV #AVFC

Friday so Woodstock and it’s aircon with the test match on #Better

And a post physio G&T for Dad and Brandy n Coke for mum n sin alcohol lager for the designated driver in the palm 🌴

Friday so beach bar with mum whilst dad has physio

That’s the hotel booked with free cancellation, now just to get tickets… #UpThePlastics #UTV #VillarealvsVilla

Chippy tea for the folks, my Dad has a pot of gravy to go with his steak n ale pie

Friday so coffee at the beach with mum whilst dad has physio