Just realised we can go back to this tomorrow.

Three new members for the IDGAF lounge. Pull up a seat and have a drink, but please remember I am all out of fucks.

Popped into Benidorm this morning for essentials ( Mother's Day cards). Fuck me idiot season is back with avengeance. I've seen 4 black eyes, a bloke doing sniff and someone swigging vodka from a bottle. All before 11.30. Proud to be British. Qué dices

So it's officially 30 years since we last won a trophy. Happy Savo Day to all that celebrate.

Strands #741 “A math teacher's favorite dessert” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🟡🔵

Connections Puzzle #1007 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,729 4/6 Flat Back ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I solved the 3/14/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 2:45! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

I solved the 3/14/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 3:29! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

SAGA and TUI will be going there next...

Strands #740 “Mountain band” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #1006 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,728 5/6 Olympic rings ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I solved the 3/13/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 3:22! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

I solved the 3/13/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 4:52! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

This morning at 6.45 a nob wearing sunglasses was remonstrating with the main door as it wouldn't open. I went out to see what his issue was as he couldn't open the door because it's "the wrong key". Upon inspection it was because there was solidified coke in the grooves. Tosser

Is Villa the only English team to win in Europe this week??

Was asleep. How did we play?

Strands #739 “Out-and-out” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #1005 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Wordle 1,727 3/6 Is family ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Well back at work and it's Cheltenham week. Last night just as I started a lad came running to reception... My mate has just fallen over. There he was pissed as a rat face down and covered in claret. These two weeks signal the start of window licking season. Yay.

I solved the 3/12/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:34! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

Stupid I solved the 3/12/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 9:02! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

Sees less than Wenger

Brilliant

Strands #738 “Survival mode” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵

Connections Puzzle #1004 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 1,726 5/6 Didn't get over excited ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I solved the 3/11/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:34! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

I solved the 3/11/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 5:07! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

@LBC Ian Huntley should be buried in Soham so the residents can p*ss on his grave.

The new American Pie movie has taken on a bit of a different slant...

Lads, if you've made a cluster fuck recently... ahem. Here's an idea for you.

If this isn't worth sectioning I don't know what is.

Strands #737 “Hey"” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🟡🔵

Connections Puzzle #1003 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Wordle 1,725 3/6 Amigos ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I solved the 3/10/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:10! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

I solved the 3/10/2026 New York Times Midi Crossword in 3:58! nytimes.onelink.me/IM32/7owuagxr

These four fucking idiots have the world's future in their hands Fuck My Life

Back to work at the start of Idiot Season. Woo hoo. FML

Roll up roll up. Requote with your best final words. I'll start... That bull hasn't read the script.

Show your auntie your collection of Right Wing comedy caps

I'm sure there's a Jasper Carrott joke here somewhere.

What's Pam Bondi saying now.

What's your sign?