AND (opposing_goalie) DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER TO CRY OR WIND HIS WATCH

I chatted with Mary Jo and Kevin about our weird mad scientist characters on MST3K. Two conclusions: 1) we can’t remember shit 2) still, we do know we had such a great time that we can’t wait to give it another go! With handy, user-friendly excerpts of the sketches we’re trying to remember.

Back to Kagan's question in CASA, if you're going to lose every case, what incentive do you have to appeal and risk getting circuit precedent preventing you from continuing to use it as an intimidation tactic?

The Greatest Films of All Time (According to Trans People)! I polled more than 40 transgender and non-binary filmmakers, film critics, and cinephiles to find out which films trans folks connected to most. Check it out below!

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Wise words

This week's "Fridays With(out) Fetterman" rally in front of his Pittsburgh office had people reading statements that Fetterman said when he was a candidate -- promises that he has completely failed to meet during his time in office.

Just a few days away from the Fight Ice with Dice charity auction! Come check it out! fighticewithdice.com

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

sometimes in ff11 you see something like this and just have to accept that you wont understand it for a few hundred hours

いちご鼻。がんぼるぞい。 translation: strawberry nose

INBOX: the police chief of Quakertown, Pa., led a group of plainclothes officers to disrupt a peaceful high school student sidewalk protest yesterday. They threw an underage girl to the ground, choked her, and disconnected all calls to the detention center where she and others are currently held.

If you walk by the University of Pittsburgh's Hillman Library, you can see the plaque marking where Bill Mazeroski's homer beat the Yankees in the 1960 World Series.

armored trooper rotoms

It is with a heavy heart that we relay the news of the passing of legendary Pirates and National Baseball Hall of Famer, Bill Mazeroski. Maz was a 7-time All-Star who hit the greatest home run in baseball history. He was a beloved member of the Pirates family and he will be deeply missed.

This sure is an interesting song to hear come on at lunchtime on a random Tuesday in a Red Robin in Pittsburgh, let me tell you

The Elder Millennial urge to move to the country and eat me a lot of peaches

"If I had a million dollars..." (If I had a million dollars...) "I'd buy you a green dress" (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)

WHEN TECHNOLOGY WAS WONDERFUL: a sausage vending machine in Berlin, 1954. Translation: "Warm sausages with bread rolls"

Rewatched Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence (2004) recently, it’s still terrific... the only anachronistic moment for me was when it assumed the rich would be embarrassed to admit they owned a sex robot... we know today they’d be posting constantly about their sex robot, and their sex robot’s insights

Magic band names Kid 'n Plague Rats

2026 basically

Read or Die

I mean all of these are acceptable but if I have to get rid of one it's the almonds

The Cabinet this week *RFK Jr. bragged about snorting cocaine off of a toilet seat *Lutnick acknowledged taking his family to Epstein island *Bondi “The Dow” / refuses to look at victims *Noem blanket *Hegseth loses to Kelly, tries to tweet through it *Bessent “tariffs don’t cause inflation”

I'm sorry ED GRIMLEY?

It's Groundhog Day... again...

I don't have a problem you have a problem

Be Okay

stop yelling she can hear you is way funny than it has any business being

Hey, it's the Republican National Anthem

Huh, I'm no political expert but "we don't want punish child rapists because the stock market is doing well" seems like bad optics.

Battle AND Get? In this economy?

BART SIMPSON IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IN VENOM

Your reminder that mahjong has been canon in Final Fantasy since VII

"I think this building should be condemned. There's serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard - it's completely inadequate for our power needs... and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone." "HEY, DOES THIS POLE STILL WORK?!?"

Being John Malkovich

Via @ftb1979.bsky.social and @katewillaert.bsky.social, digitised from a VHS tape of an August 2000 Daria marathon and uploaded to YouTube over Christmas... here, after 25 years, is Ulala's VMA appearance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HwW...

I Want You So Bad I Can't Breathe - OK Go

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

h2p i guess