Who knew the most dangerous hazard while driving is a rogue bottle of orange juice that keeps rolling underneath the brake since all my cup holders are filled with empty Wawa cups I keep forgetting to throw out. The second most dangerous hazard while driving is tweeting this.

This was done for a mermaid zine back years ago #abbagio

But nah, I think it’s crazy that Zea is deciding to end the genocide grift NOW??? Like wtf happened?? 😭 Is it because Erika Kirk is paying attention to Nicki instead of you girl? Is Fantasea pt. II FINALLY done??? Did you get back on your meds? This fucking timeline I swear to GAWD..,,,

One thing about former AB fans, we’re clever as fuck. People keep adding onto the joke and it works on so many levels.

ISRAELIA WEST BANKS Y’ALL ARE FUCKING KILLING ME STOP ITTTT 🤣😭😭

Doing some home renovations, what’s the horniest-looking shower head I can buy?

Yo I’m just saying if y’all wanna come invade the U.S. and come get these motherfuckers that are terrorizing innocent citizens and chop our nuts off like we did to Nazis after WW2, please fucking do. Make the Nuremberg trials look like an ice cream social. Fuck this place. Actually.

Spent the day driving around the entirety of my county delivering Oreo cheesecake to all the homies, how did y’all kick off your weekend?

I’m so popular amongst geriatric millennials in rural New Jersey 💅💅💅💅

Words of wisdom

The moon is certainly in Aries TONIGHT baby I been dropping so many bombs on unsuspecting people call me the U.S. government 😎🤯💥💥

Just told my therapist I have a daddy kink y’all what is WRONG w me todayyyyy 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😭😭

Y’all I’m talking to my mom again 😳 The enemy of my enemy really IS my friend 🙊

@ my grandmother’s bitch ass wife

*Amberlynn Reid voice* I’m so much better than all of you,,,, 💅

No jobless bipolar 60 year old lesbian burnout junkie who plays candy crush and watches TikTok brainrot content all day and runs through MY GRANDMOTHER’S pockets and stinks up MY HOUSE with her half dead animals and disturbs MY PEACE, ABUNDANCE, HEALTH, AND ENERGY 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Over the past year I’ve been on a spiritual journey and finding inner peace. It’s 9:12 AM and a bitch just crossed me, awakening some ANCESTRAL fury and now I’m about to undo all that progress for the sake of my bloodline.

ftr I’m not on Twitter anymore and I’m really not THAT into the beebles but this shit somehow slithered its way across my feed on Reddit and Tumblr and I just have to chuckle about the puritan dumpster fire I used to call home

THIS JUST IN ON BEATLESTWT: SEXUALIZING OLD MEN IS PROBLEMATIC NOW. NOTHING CAN BE SEXUAL ANYMORE. YOU’LL BE A POMPOUS EUNICH SEXLESS WEIRDO FILLED WITH TRAUMA AND RAGE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

what if I do some reverse Tyler the Creator shit and just start rapping about my mom? maybe that will fix me.

Charlie Kirk is to mid 2020s shitposting as XXXTentacion was to mid-late 2010s shitposting if that makes any lick of sense

#jjba イカサマ親子衣装チェンジ　 ジョセフ⇄仗助 仗助⇄ジョセフ

I’m gonna fucking throw up, 18+ people born in 2008 are allowed to follow me now this is madness

imagine getting hit in the face with it

bro I’m so fucking funny when I’m hurtin

Y’ALL BETTER BELIEVE I’M COMING STRAIGHT OUT THE GATE W MY DICK SWINGING THIS GLORIOUS NEW YEARS DAY 🗣️ PRAISE THE LORD 🗣️ GOD IS GOOD 🗣️ WE GETTING MONEY 🗣️ FUCK THE LOW VIBRATIONAL DUMB DUMBS 🗣️

Netflix and chill is done, it is now the era of Plex and sex

Nicki is really on her loser shit bc WHAT TF YOU MEANNNNN SHE’S AT A TP USA RALLY WITH ERIKA KIRK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 HELLLLLLOOOOOO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

bitch i’ve had 6 burgers in 4 days since i got back to the states what the actual fuck is wrong with me and my gluttonous ass

I am very fucking anxious and procrastinating doing important shit because I realize I have to get on a fucking airplane tomorrow and this is making nothing better, now I’m just high and panicking and maybe a little horny too idk I feel like I’m gonna vomit

Sends me into hyperspace when I see her pretty face

smoking weed is good because it helps me figure stuff out

Hey can someone in the subliminal community please make one to manifest hairy sweaty DILF tits in your mouth instantly please and thanks it would be so swag

So apparently some vapid 2010s female rap beef got stirred up again that I could [now] care less about and someone said it’s Israelia Banks vs Nicki MAGAJ 😭😭

youtu.be/4VUnAZAtlA0 new video!! :D

today’s my birthday, so please support my art! #digitalart

ovulation cravings be crazy bc why am i so down bad for this mf

British people on Reddit are the bane of my fucking existence

Lorde did nothing wrong btw

guacamole.

Thank god its not just alt-right podcasters that try to pedojacket everyone, we don't want them to be the only ones spreading misinformation and bigotry! Buddy gfy.

really tired of this new type of person who is just really bad at things but somehow blames trans people for it

this is absolute shit btw

Lorde sweetie you did nothing wrong and you can come sit w us rainbow meaties it’s okay 🫶

I’m getting real sick and fucking tired of people who haven’t healed their sexual trauma going after other survivors of rape/incest/pedophilia who have and choose to deal with their issues through transgressive and taboo kink. Stay hatin bitch while I fuck my bf in the ass and call him “Dad” lmao

Reached into my pocket and pulled out this random ass shooter I don’t even remember buying so one can only assume the alcohol fairy visited me last night. Should we partake in a little 11 AM day drinking or nah?

Time to play America’s favorite game: Am I Having a Seizure or Is It Orthostatic Hypotension! 😃