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ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

In a conversation with a fellow Ohio native, and her husband from Syria said Cleveland is the worst place he's ever been

I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.

If I were in that room Trump is speaking at I would simply leave. Just walk out. He's not going to say anything of value. You have free will! Just leave

I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.

The big night is tonight. We've got musical guests, we've got a possible show crasher running on to stage, we got awards for people you know and love. Yes there will be a VOD but why not watch the chaos live. We will be on Twitch AND YouTube to commemorate year 2025 of German soccer

Were you watching the Golden Globes last night and thinking "why is nothing unhinged happening"? We got the award show for you. This Friday the Dönersalats will be back for our 4th year, we were visited by Don Garber on the last one, who will visit this year?

This is just what you like to see on here

Fantastic read, definitely give this a look

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

She's really leaning into it isn't she?

Israeli forces raided Birzeit University in the occupied West Bank, firing live ammunition to disperse students during a protest and film screening. At least three students were injured as troops entered the campusand classrooms.

FIFA Announce That All Venezuelan Players Are Now Eligible For USMNT www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

Fuck this.

Anyone got any favorite albums from 2025? In The Pines (a local Cincinnati band) released their album Sunbeam Dream this year, and I can't stop listening to it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRR3... inthepinesmusic.bandcamp.com/album/sunbea...

Happy New Year! Let’s raise a glass to 2026…

🚨 RED WINGS WIN! 🐙 SIMON EDVINSSON WITH THE BEAUTIFUL OVERTIME WINNER! #LGRW

2026 predictions: - Trump uses obscure slur for people from very specific European region at the UN - Man starts AI funeral home service, subsequently arrested for improper disposal of a body - Walmart sports betting app - State attempts to secede - Right winger tries to 86 the Pope, fails

Never seen my exact thoughts about Bari Weiss summarized so perfectly before.

NWSL Players Association Statement on League’s Unilateral Implementation of the High Impact Player Rule:

One hour until kickoff! Find us in #Cincinnati at @rhinehausotr.bsky.social for the final match before the winter pause! @fc.de vs. Steffen Baumgart's Union Berlin. Come on #effzeh! #KOEFCU

In the most MLS trade of all time, Toronto FC traded their first round draft pick to Colorado for a video analyst/assistant coach. Colorado then used that pick to select a player already under contract at their club for 2026.

Anyway happy Hanukkah

THREAD OF QUARTERBACKS WHO LOOK LIKE THEY’RE HEARING BAD NEWS: Eli Manning looks like he just got an outrageous landscaping estimate.

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We're back at @rhinehausotr.bsky.social tomorrow for the @fc.de match against neighboring Leverkusen! 1230pm kickoff! #effzeh

Beginning in summer 2027, the VAR centre will cease to be in Köln-Deutz (the so-called Kölner Keller) & will move to the DFB-Campus in Frankfurt.

Show this week. We are nerds and will be doing our show early so we dont miss the Game Awards lol Well do table updates for multiple German soccer leagues, look at the game day coming up. For fun time, Bundesliga teams as Pokemon. 5pm Central on Thursday www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

Cars peeling out happens way more in movies and TV than it ever does in real life.

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

Whenever anyone starts talking about parlays

Since we're all paying for Messi's salary, it's kinda like we all won MLS Cup today.

MLS got the result they paid for. Congrats to Don Garber for his team winning MLS Cup!

If you go back a few minutes, you can see the camera get hit by debris and stop working. 🥹

Dang, Miami fans putting up some Leverkusen Pokal Final effort into their championship game tifo.

It's very funny that the FBI heads originally leaked that the alleged DC pipe bomber had "anarchist" views. Now every news outlet is reporting that he was a Trump supporter who thought the election was stolen.

hey soccer people, you don't need to watch the world cup draw. you really don't. unless you're a reporter. my condolences to the reporters

Foggy is ecstatic about the new color of the year, Cloud Dancer.

Welp, guess I'm not watching the draw.

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

My favorite thing is news organizations saying something was released, and then not showing the things that were released and not linking to the original source. What's the point?

This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read. The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message. www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I think I've been to 31 stadiums. Obviously I love Müngersdorfer in Köln. I also really liked Providence Park in Portland, Breese Stevens in Madison, and Highmark Stadium in Pittsburgh. For this I'm gonna say Grünwalder Stadion in Munich. Very cool environment in the middle of a neighborhood.

but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain. but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain. BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.

At this point I would be embarrassed to bring the Pope a sports jersey. It was funny when they brought him a Cubs jersey, but at that point it was over. Please stop bringing the Pope jerseys. It's played out.

Best yet, we got video of Luis Rubiales getting hit with eggs by his uncle, Luis Rubiales 📹 by 3cat www.3cat.cat/esport3/ataq...

Here's a super quick sample schedule I whipped up for MLS in 2027-28. I'm sure MLS will do something stupid with Leagues Cup, they'll do some convoluted playoff system, etc. But this should be a good basis to look at for visualization. Much better than the weird month blocks the teams keep sharing