This post by the USLPA needs to be seen and read. The league withheld the materials from the USL Championship trophy celebration in retaliation for the players walking out in their USLPA shirts along with cutting out broadcast angles with that message. www.instagram.com/p/DRcyNEdkhPs/

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I think I've been to 31 stadiums. Obviously I love Müngersdorfer in Köln. I also really liked Providence Park in Portland, Breese Stevens in Madison, and Highmark Stadium in Pittsburgh. For this I'm gonna say Grünwalder Stadion in Munich. Very cool environment in the middle of a neighborhood.

but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain. but at least I did not have to worry about the worm that was not a worm in his brain. BUT AT LEAST I DID NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE WORM THAT WAS NOT A WORM IN HIS BRAIN.

At this point I would be embarrassed to bring the Pope a sports jersey. It was funny when they brought him a Cubs jersey, but at that point it was over. Please stop bringing the Pope jerseys. It's played out.

Best yet, we got video of Luis Rubiales getting hit with eggs by his uncle, Luis Rubiales 📹 by 3cat www.3cat.cat/esport3/ataq...

Here's a super quick sample schedule I whipped up for MLS in 2027-28. I'm sure MLS will do something stupid with Leagues Cup, they'll do some convoluted playoff system, etc. But this should be a good basis to look at for visualization. Much better than the weird month blocks the teams keep sharing

I can also now confirm a question a lot of people have been asking. Yes, MLS season ticket holders will get Apple TV (and all of its content) for free. www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

Its time. MascotMania 2 semifinals and Finals tomorrow. Freiburg and Hamburg still have to fight for the right to fight Duisburg for the title. *Birdman voice*: BURG 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

QAnon claimed there was a big pedophile ring in DC that the elites were hiding from us. And only Donald J. Trump could expose the TRUTH! Little did we know how accurate that was (aside from every other detail)

MLS owners are *expected* to vote on flipping to fall-spring calendar at Thursday's BOG meeting. Changes to competition format also expected. Let's see if it actually comes to a vote, but implications are enormous. Exclusive details with @tombogert.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party. I promise you: you are not.

Steve Goodin finishing 15th and Chris Smitherman finishing 11th in the Cincinnati City Council race where the top 9 candidates win a seat is delicious. I know almost no one here understands what this means, but hell yeah. This feels great

My last Halloween as a Controller. Time for a (Nintendo) Switch.

go(at) team take care of your people

Absolute goal fest today, and they didn't even realize it was for a good cause.

Maybe the lesson isn't that Zohran's liberal arts degree indoctrinated him into leftist ideas, but instead taught him how to empathize with people, understand their issues, & find a way to connect to them on a personal level. Maybe we should have fewer lawyers in politics & more liberal arts grads

being on here for the 18 inning game was one of the high marks of sports bluesky, it really gave old twitter vibes in a complimentary way

You should subscribe to @wired.com ! It's very affordable and provides quality content!

Attention @sickoscommittee.org Rematch of this US Open Cup qualifying match because the ref in the original matchup was involved in the winning team

Feel bad for any dodgers fans who chose to go to game 4 instead of game 3 haha

East Coast sickos

15!

14th inning stretch time. Fans haven't had concessions since the 9th inning.

This is the most postseason baseball I've ever watched, and it's a lot of fun

Thought Evander was kinda flat today for #fccincy. Almost every time he had an opportunity for a key pass into the final third he gave it away or missed the look entirely. Overall it was a solid team performance & we only gave them a few opportunities building from the back. Roman came in clutch

you know what would really boost voter turnout? Let people vote FOR a candidate, but also let them vote AGAINST someone. Let people subtract votes from a single candidate in each race, and you'll see a boost in turnout from all the Haters

About time Vancouver scores. They've been dominating

As the only person watching the Vancouver Dallas match during the penalty shootout in Philly, the broken ad boards flickering are driving me nuts

I'm personally shocked Fox aired the Reagan commercial again lol. Go Blue Jays.

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Let's gooooooo #cf97

FC Bayern ultras this evening: "Against abuse of power and physical & psychological violence in relationships" Background below. 📷 @pep379.bsky.social

NEW — I'm suing DC Metro Police for the full body cam footage from the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace back in March. The public deserves to know why MPD chose to sell out the people they’re tasked with protecting in order to bend to Trump's will. I'm repped pro bono by @rcfp.org. Details:

Daaaaaang Blue Jays

Monday?!

30 more minutes until we see a new mascot crowned as MascotMania champion. We are joined by VoiceoverPhil and @crunkchocolate.bsky.social of @shadesofbluenw.com fame for at least a little bit before their show tonight.

Today is the day The most exciting Bundesliga mascot wrestling event of the year. Ennatz, the mascot of Duisburg, has a title to defend. Will he? Or will one of our new contenders dethrone the zebra king? Find out tonight at 6pm Central www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner www.youtube.com/channel/UCYn...

This is insane. Just buy a used Camry, folks.

It's going to be very funny when Bari Weiss has CBS News sign the press agreement with the Pentagon and Newsmax doesn't.

Those sleeve ads in the ALCS are very distracting. Do not like it.

Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:

I don't think I've seen anything as desperately embarrassing as the coordinated campaign by Trump loyalists to get him the Nobel. Just total loser energy. And the committee essentially awarded it to the anti trump in Venezuela? 🧑‍🍳💋 The only thing funnier would've been to award it to Obama again lol

Show this week. We look at the upcoming weekend of Frauen Bundesliga, and then make Soccer Tinder profiles for Bundesliga players, but for scouts instead of romance. Come watch if youre looking to swipe right on your teams next striker. 6pm Central this Thursday www.twitch.tv/50plusdoner

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET. Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!