This machine is antifa 🎸

Last American show of the year…

I hope they do You Can’t Party With the Lights On

Been watching cooking videos all day. Bout to put some spam into some ramen 🧑‍🍳

Watching cooking videos on my phone while watching cooking shows on TV only to get up and make a ham and cheese sandwich during the commercial break

Updated gas station rankings 2025: Kwik Trip Wawa Sheetz Quick Trip Casey’s Loves Maverick/Kum & Go 7-Eleven Allsups Wally’s Stuckey’s TA Racetrac Pilot Sinclair Circle K Mom n pops with good bathrooms Shell Mom n pops with bad bathrooms Mom n pops with no bathrooms Buc-ees

Last US headlining show of the year. Catch us in Appleton tonite or find us in Europe this winter. #vffv

Private party

Des Moines peeps, go see the Vandoliers tonight at xBk!

Gonna be the best show of the tour. Trust me you don’t wanna miss this one 🤼‍♀️

Tag a friend you’d poop here with

Ask us anything No. 3 is live open.spotify.com/episode/5enA...

Why design bathroom doors that don’t close all the way. Nobody wants to see what’s going on in here 🤦🏼‍♀️

Can’t fuckin wait 🍾

@vandoliers.bsky.social #VFFV

On their fifth album, @vandoliers.bsky.social explore life behind bars. The Fort Worth cowpunks play tonight at Sagebrush.

Normalize throwing Bitches Brew on the TouchTunes to clear the riff raff out the bar

Bout to make this new hat my entire personality 😎 🐮 👩🏼‍🎤 #cowpunkAF

Your favorite musician has definitely shit their pants before

It’s ok to poop on the headliners bus if they’re on stage and there’s no shitter in the green room

If it ain’t one thing it’s another 🤦🏼‍♀️

Being the opener is like if you had a regular job and you clocked out for the day and then the boss made u sit in the office for 2 more hours before you can go home

Microdosing tummy aches by switching to 6mg Zyns 🤢

Happy 10th anniversary the record that started it all! #vffv

Another mass shooting. Here come the thoughts and prayers and lack of any action. @vandoliers.bsky.social open.spotify.com/track/2BdpdY...

This, a false fall, and The Price of Admission on the turntable

Back to Tulsa TOMORROW!

Send our new record to one friend today challenge

Let’s do another ask me anything episode of the podcast soon. Drop us some questions below!

Let’s do another ask me anything episode of the podcast soon. Drop us some questions below!

What’s got two thumbs and horse shit on both of em?

Damn why nobody ever feuds with us?

One of my dogs watches a lot of TV and I really think it might be possible to teach her to mute the commercials

They should make a Diet Coke that’s not diet

Today’s earworm courtesy of @vandoliers.bsky.social. #SupportTransArtists #AndTheirBandmateAllies youtu.be/uxpTU2uMb80?...

What’s your daily average screen time? Is 12 hours on a bed rot day off healthy?

Amerikinda fans at the merch booth be like

It’s good to be home #vffv

🚽 👀

We’re baaaaaack. Hometown album release tonite. Gonna be pretty insane. Swing through Kessler if you see this and you’re within 69 miles

You need to go see @vandoliers.bsky.social tonight. We even recommended it! www.dmagazine.com/guides/thing...

Sister Christian oh the time is cum

Britney, I’m sorry

And some face ones too 😘

New patches and stickers finally arrived

The most famous girl in this Loves Travel Stop