Austin Mayse
@austinmayse.bsky.social
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Songer/Singwriter from Texas, Austin austinmayse.com
about 2 months ago
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I just remembered beepers! Holy moly, I feel old.
3 months ago
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Keza MacDonald
3 months ago
One fun thing about being old enough to have been around for the launch of Gmail is that sometimes, when you're searching your inbox for something unrelated, you find some heinously embarrassing fan mail that you wrote when you were 14 and have to take the rest of the morning to recover
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@vandoliers.bsky.social
#VFFV
3 months ago
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Vandoliers 🦂
3 months ago
Happy 10th anniversary the record that started it all!
#vffv
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Vandoliers 🦂
4 months ago
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Modern Christian Worship Music is basically using $5k instruments to play terrible songs.
5 months ago
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In Pflugerville, P Terry’s is just pronounced “Terry’s”
5 months ago
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There were more people IN the parade than AT it.
5 months ago
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This series is wild! Go Oilers!
5 months ago
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Amelia 🇨🇦
6 months ago
LETS GO!!!
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The Athletic
6 months ago
THE EDMONTON OILERS HAVE MADE IT BACK TO THE STANLEY CUP FINAL 🏆
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I hope Dan Patrick gets stuck behind lotto scratcher traders every time he goes to a convenience store forever.
6 months ago
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Let’s go Oil!
6 months ago
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Bruce Springsteen is bringing back Rock n Roll, I believe. Not just the music, but that spirit.
6 months ago
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Living in a shithole town (Thorndale, TX), you can’t imagine how terrible our post office is.
6 months ago
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Jason Benefield
6 months ago
I've got some music out, in case anybody gives a shit:
open.spotify.com/artist/7hqTD...
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Jason Benefield
Artist · 38 monthly listeners.
https://open.spotify.com/artist/7hqTDJ4IqeZKfuHquOrJ7S?si=3ZOSlP30TKar09iTkHgMbg
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Translator when the Pope switched to Latin
6 months ago
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What’s the reverse of Imposter Syndrome? I feel like I should be doing bigger things.
7 months ago
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Girl, you got me falling like the Stock Market 😍
8 months ago
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My favorite pastime is plotting on ways to sabotage my neighbor’s garden but never actually doing it. (He trapped and “relocated” our cat to the country last year)
8 months ago
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8 months ago
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J. Dewveall
8 months ago
Today is Transgender Day of Visibility and I’m so thankful for the handful of Trans friends who have come into my life. I will always work to be safe, and to create safe spaces. Love you all. 🏳️⚧️
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I can’t find the baseball
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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Y’all look prettier every day.
8 months ago
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Matt Derda & the High Watts
8 months ago
I just quit my job!!!!
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A little snippet from a demo I recorded today.
#songwriter
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8 months ago
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¡Órale!
8 months ago
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Is the rabbit at the dog track race baiting?
8 months ago
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Is “ground” really a better term than “land floor”?
9 months ago
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I just submitted for a music group’s grant program. Doubt I’ll get it, but they sent the nicest rejection letter I’ve ever gotten last year.
9 months ago
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Audie wood
9 months ago
If you had Audie slipping in the shower, getting wrapped up in his shower curtain, and falling backwards and hitting his head on the side of the toilet on your bingo card…you may now mark that box.
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Scott Collins
9 months ago
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The Belle Sounds
9 months ago
What the hell is going on? I support Ukraine. 💯
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I stand with Ukraine.
9 months ago
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
9 months ago
The Empire needs to strike back. Soon please.
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Will Payne Harrison
9 months ago
Sorry I’ve been neglecting you BlueSky. I just don’t get as many notifications here so I forget about it. Y’all keep blowing me up so I remember. Also, I have a new single out this Friday. Share if you’re adding it to your playlist!
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Bananalaska
9 months ago
Here is my Federal Employment Termination story:
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Evil MoPac
9 months ago
From this day forward, it shall be known as Lake MoPac
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I’m rooting for Taylor
#superbowl
9 months ago
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1,000% tariff on people telling me about their dream last night.
9 months ago
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That Gaga videomercial for Mastercard felt like when U2 released that album on everyone’s phone
#grammys
10 months ago
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Tough night for the country music police
#cowboycarter
#grammys
10 months ago
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Writing songs to fight against the oppression of people who aren’t like me. The truth is, we’re more alike than not.
10 months ago
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I’m the self-appointed President of Slim Thug Bluesky.
10 months ago
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Jeremy Erwin
10 months ago
Remember: 1) keep your wrist straight, and 2) punch *through* the face.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊
10 months ago
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FDT
10 months ago
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Audie wood
10 months ago
I genuinely enjoy this aspect of my job.
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It’s gonna wind up the Gulf of Texaco after they open up a naming rights bidding war.
10 months ago
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