Queue the tiny violin 🎻

Back in my day, only old people made back in my day posts. Fuck.

Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore. You can literally just watch a Muppet Christmas Carol and eat mashed potatoes in your pajamas whenever you want. Be free.

Idiots. Learn to analyze data pertinent to your position without AI. It's not tough. If you don't know how, ask your boss or a peer. If you still can't, you shouldn't have that job. You shouldn't need to rely on some data center to give you the answers. Learn to think for yourself

Patrick Bateman would have 20 million followers on TikTok from his morning routine videos alone

My wife: "Matt, did you clean the litter box?" Me: "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HIGH THE DOW IS RIGHT NOW!?"

@weratedogs.com doing some great work for people. #FuckICE

Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."

Some days I just really feel this 30-year-old song. open.spotify.com/track/3YgkTp...

Trump’s remarks calling me a moron doesn’t bother me! But losing my life is worrying me! #nycacc killed 4 of my friends yesterday! Don’t let them kill me! Please repost!

HAPPY BANDCAMP FRIDAY! if you buy any digital skatune network covers from Counter Intuitive records, we are donating the money to the immigrant law center of Minnesota Counterintuitiverecords.bandcamp.com

If you see this, WE IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Look, all I want is for us to grow a home of endless love and support together, and to knit our two separate lives into one single unbreakable existence while also leaving room for both Mulder AND Scully should the opportunity arise, is that too much to ask?

Jobs are so crazy. "Did you do the job we pay you to do?" Yes. "Did you do it well?" Yes. "Did you kiss our ass while doing it?" No. "Well then you failed and are bad at your job. We shall now talk shit about you in the office while we drive you away and/or find a reason to fire you."

Look I can offer you awkward silence or awkward conversation the choice is yours

I hate winter. I lost my job twice (for bullshit reasons) in winter. Two of my dogs have passed away in winter. I've had two injuries from snow and ice that will always give me some intermittent pain. And now I'll always associate it with ICE raids. Fuck this entire time of year.

Wise words. Be prepared. youtube.com/shorts/z4dy0...

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CHICAGOANS!!!! Voting is open for the annual snowplow naming contest. And “Abolish Ice” is one of the options. You know what to do (vote): chicagoshovels.org

I see your "should be removed from their jobs" and raise you "should be prosecuted for murder."

Just learned of the existence of an X-Files-ish show from 2000 called FreakyLinks starring @ethanembry.bsky.social. How the hell did I never know this existed, and is there anywhere else other than YouTube where I can watch this? It looks like a VHS copy of a VHS copy recorded on a camcorder.

SOUND ON. This is doctor's office music now.

So, apparently META doesn't want people to be aware of this list... wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Ca...

CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”

I'm unemployed and starting to get desperate, but not desperate enough to do a recorded video interview.

#ProsecuteICE #FuckICE #ProsecuteThisEntireAdministration

We have strayed so so far from reading books for pizza

I told you not to feed the government after midnight

I saw someone ask what obama’s last name is and I can’t believe how dumb people can be. OBAMA IS HIS LAST NAME! His first name is President 🙄

"WHEEEEEE, WE'RE MAKING SHOW ANGELS, MA!!!!"

Columbus friends: I shared my employer's compassionate response to ICE in our city on Facebook and someone on my friends list sent it to them. They interpreted it as "disparaging" and FUCKING FIRED ME. So now I'm unemployed in the worst job market in my lifetime. Any help is appreciated.

DEMS: "Affordable child care" GOP: "Murder people" IDIOTS: "Both parties are the same."

I am so sick of not being able to eat anything at these mandatory work meetings, even when I tell them in advance that I need something vegan. Apparently it's too hard to make the exact same sandwich except just not put meat or cheese on it.

You know what? This year has actually gotten off to a pretty low-key, no breaking news, stress-free start wait nevermind

I needed this today.

Being a human in America right now is fucking depressing.

People: Got big plans for New Year's Eve? Me: I'm in a Ghostbusters sweatsuit, so the answer is OBVIOUSLY yes.

Was hoping to make it through the work day without anyone saying "See you next year!" to me but I only made it to 1:00. Dammit, mail lady!

Vecna is a singer in a hardcore band. youtu.be/P3Nh_H9oSg0?...