ICE is advertising on LinkedIn, so I reported the ad.

I can't believe I can't trust an MTV doctor. Bet he will be RFK's successor.

Someone just poked me on Facebook. Is it 2010? Did I just time travel?

Fuck my savings account got raptured

I need a new job that works with my insomnia schedule. I can't sleep past 3AM. As a result, I'm crashing by 2PM. I would totally go to sleep at 9 if I got home earlier than 6:30 every night.

omg did Tylenol say something bad about Charlie Kirk?

Release the epsteinaminophen files

Selfie vs. real life

Yeah, I know.

Facebook: How about a "then and now" with the Mothman's ass? Way more cash up there this year vs. 2024.

Being a vegetarian with a dairy allergy means there is basically nothing but fruit and bread at a hotel continental breakfast. They "didn't know" if the scrambled eggs, which come out of a bag, contain milk but a quick Google search says they probably do.

Something to confuse my younger friends:

Cable wouldn't still exist if hotels weren't keeping it in business.

Mothman margarita!

Traveling to the Mothman Festival and witnessing the beauty of Ohio on the way.

The future I envisioned as a child was just a cursed wasteland full of deadly quicksand and mysterious Bermuda triangles and anvils falling from the sky at all hours of the day and murderous cloned dinosaurs roaming the earth, and in case you're wondering how it's going, I'm sad that's not the case

Headed out for my annual trip to the Mothman Festival in WV, and this is directed at anyone who can somehow make this happen: DOWNTOWN POINT PLEASANT DESPERATELY NEEDS A BAR.

Michael Scott: [says something stupid or borderline offensive] Jim Halpert:

Is anyone in a ska band unattractive? Because I have never seen this.

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

This is longshot, especially here where absolutely no one sees my posts, but if anyone knows a ska-loving couple from the Akron/Cleveland area named Amber and Drew that were in Columbus last night, I would love to keep in touch with them

Anybody asking what anybody else’s five year plan is right now needs to prosecuted

Rodeo Boys are on tour with Catbite and Flying Raccoon Suit, but they're decidedly not ska. Cool as hell, whatever this genre is. Some stuff is kinda 90s alt garage, some is straight up punk. All of it was really good.

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

Ska being dead part 2, featuring @catbiteband.bsky.social .

Ska being dead, featuring @flyingraccoonsuit.bsky.social .

Waiting to get inside to see @catbiteband.bsky.social and the guy behind us said this is his first ska show. Hell yeah!

Had to go to court for work today. As I'm about to go through security, the guard hands me a basket for stuff in my pockets. Sir, I am a woman in dress pants. Sadly, I do not have pockets.

The clear winner here is @vandoliers.bsky.social. If you call being the favorite band of a random middle-aged woman in Ohio "winning." 😂

Fell asleep during shavansa at yoga and dreamt up the worst business idea ever: a combination tattoo studio/Jiffy Lube called Tattube.

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

He died like he lived: grotesquely

Finally it's my turn: THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, MAGA.

Guys, learn better comebacks. This lady at the bus stop yelled at a guy who parked blocking bus lane. He shouted such fine responses as "Ride the bus, bitch!" and "You want this d*ck!" Sir, yes, she's about to ride the bus and, no, she has zero interest in your d*ck. Do better, man.

I love having to tell someone who is many, many rungs above me that religion is an inappropriate work topic.

Get Dave Matthews outta this list and it's just about perfection. www.instagram.com/reel/DLFHUf4...

I hate that it’s so hard to wake up in the morning now but I understand it, like my brain is trying so hard to be like “trust me man you don’t want any part of this”

Just got back from seeing Weapons. On our way out, I stopped into the bathroom and there was a woman with a bowl. Like, a glass bowl she brought from home. RAN outta there.

I don't understand what's up with the logic of Florida legislators. They won't vaccinate the kids and they won't give them lunches. How the fuck do they expect these kids to work a full time job under those conditions!?