Still sleepy. Good morning, friends.

32 sketch cards and counting! Got another twenty on the list. Still taking commissions for any TF character - £10 each delivered, only in October.

Sketchcards still available:

Ok, I'm ready t'Monday. Sort of. I love my job, and'm excited t'see what I get t'learn t'day, I just.... feel like I could do with another ten or twenty hours of sleep. But we'll get there! Happy Monday! #MonochromeMonday #SilverScreen #SilverSelfie

Happy Monday, my lovelies! Crazy shirt for crazy times...

😂 Appropriate for this time of year. Credit Tom Gould

Lemsip in bed ready for my late shift. Anyone wanna come join for cuddles and to stroke my chest?

And so off to work xx

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@blametag.bsky.social has been summoned.

Portugal is taking a decided leftward trajectory - even the orcas are stepping up their game www.portugalresident.com/orcas-sink-y...

An interesting thing I can say is that being locked by Sir has been an interesting exercise in consent; I get a lot of “oh he’s on the other side of the country” or “what he doesn’t know…” Wow. Just wow. At this point dudes are just taking themselves off the “list”.

Let's cuddle? 😘

Good morning gorgeous people! 🌞 Have a marvellous Monday! 😘😘😘 No morning walk for me today- got to head into the office later

Morning All 💜 CBA with work this week … But needs must! Hopefully it’s a quick week. Bring on Pokémon Z-A 💚

I made apple cider cookies, and my entire house smells like autumn now.

Just in case anyone isn't paying attention, or needs it spelled out fer you: #ICE are #DomesticTerrorists. #FullStop

I'm no longer a #Chicagoan, or a resident of #RogersPark, but I both grieve for their recent losses and celibrate their solidarity in the face of the current #gestapo & the #DomesticTerrorism they're waging on the community. May they weather this storm. #RPStrong #ProsecuteICE #ShameICE

Normalize finding normal bodies sexy and attractive.

Currently on the, "I am exhausted & overwhelmed but can't sleep cuz I'm exhausted & overwhelmed" train, & I really wanna get off of it.... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

There are some podunk deep red towns around me having no kings rallies!

I'm either too stoned or too tired for this phone.

The last thing ICE sees before collapsing of a panic attack:

Also I did a noir jockstrap horny shoot, IF YOU EVEN CARE

No undies Sunday. Gotta unzip the fly and let that #locked cock breathe! #locktober #pierceddick

If you see this, QRT with a game that released the year you were born.

A big ole softie but thousands of feet in the air

More than one way to wear a jockstrap!

Oppulance! #Transformers

Dinner last night was absolutely scrumptious. #FoodPorn #HomeCookin #GitInMahBelleh #Nomnomnom #FoodOverAbs #LifeIsShortEatTheCake #FoodIsLove

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: "Ummmm..... that's not good"

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: "Cthulu is NOT real"

I love having friends that send me snaps of them getting off to my content. It’s so hot, it makes me hard.

Jockstrap Sunday! #jocktober

Today and every day, we recognize the hardworking Illinoisans who work around the clock to put food on our tables and carry on our proud agricultural traditions. Know that we’ll always have your back. Happy National Farmer’s Day!

Damn good eats fer this #SundayFunday so far: started off with a bowl of Raisin Bran Crunch, then some #bacon, & then my husband made us some #FriedBread with the #BaconFat, & I had an #IrishPumpkin. Life is good.

Congratulations to all the runners today at the Chicago Marathon! I hope you’re taking a moment after crossing the finish line and enjoying all that the best big city in the nation has to offer.

I'll just lie here and relax 😏 📸 @meatzine.com 😻 onlyfans.com/edftmxx... 😻 justfor.fans/edftmxxx 😻 fansly.com/edftmxxx

Cloudy skies, pale thighs

Writing a short story about sausages ✍️✍️✍️

Here are some nice mushrooms

OMG 💀

Four words that make one of the most terrifying declarations in human civilization.

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: "Risk of liquidated damages"

#NoSpoilers Just finished the thriller #TheWomanInCabin10, & it is an excellent, standalone #Whodunit. It's Blanc without the over-the-top or the comedic beats, & Poirot without the over-the-top or the arrogance. Highly recommended, I really enjoyed it. I hope you do too! #MovieMaven #MyTwoCents

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: "You've crashed the machine."

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand: "You're the closest."

A major coastal storm is headed our way tonight and into Monday, which is likely to bring heavy winds and rainfall. Please take precautions! Report locations of downed trees at NYC.gov/311 or call 311. Report power outages to 1-800-75-CONED.

Hey Hollywood, I have a great idea fer you. Ready? Here it is. ... STOP TRYIN T'MAKE "PLANNED TRILOGIES"!!! STAHP!!!