p lease don't buy anything. i'm begging oin my hands and knees for you not to fucking buy anything ⚠ •°• ══════════════ DELTARUNE OC — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️⚠️ ⚠ #DELTARUNERP ⚠ #MVRP ⚠ #RPSKY ⚠

* Just, before you tell Tenna, let me ask you one last thing. * Who's Mike?! Who is he?! * 'Cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BATTAT — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲 [ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ Noelle sips the OldTea! It... huh. This is definitely out of date. Still, it tastes warm and... almost nostalgic. Another sip, and she smiles. Like remembering an old story she once read. +80 HP, and her MEMORY goes up by 5! There's more in mind now. ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social [Doggo sips the GersonTea.] Wow, this is just...Straight up tea! Like my grandma would make. It's nostalgic. But... Kinda makes me feel regret... [+100 HP... And a toast to the heavens.]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ Susie drinks the OldTea! It tastes, well, old. A bit stale. But warmth blooms in her chest like a promise, and she can't help a small nostalgic smile. Somehow, it feels comforting, like someone who cares. +100 HP, and her next OKHeal is stronger! ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ * GersonTea ] [ * For some reason, as you drink the tea ... ] [ * You feel your body grow slower . Heavier . ] [ * ... and yet, you feel like it's all gonna be okay . ] [ +30 HP, 70% ATK INCREASE, -100% SPEED DECREASE ]

@wisewcrds.bsky.social * ( susie drank the Old Tea. ) huh. tastes like. . . how coffee smells. always liked that way better. (it's the kinda warmth that spreads right out to your fingertips. . .) ( +140 HP! )

⠀ [ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ] 【 +??? HP? 】 ⟢ . . . This flavor is oddly nostalgiac . ⟢ But for some reason, I fail to place what it is . Every time I get close, it seems to fade from memory or be ever so slightly different . ⠀

* @wisewcrds.bsky.social * +55 HP. He can almost taste the fire that dried out the leaves.

@wisewcrds.bsky.social * You sip the old man’s tea. * It tastes familiar, and sweet. A bitter undertone suggests it’s near it’s expiration date… + HP fully restored.

@wisewcrds.bsky.social [ + 120 HP! ] Hmm... Oolong tea. There's something comforting about it.

⠀ [ @wisewcrds.bsky.social ] { +50 HP. } * TASTES LIKE [[hot cocoa]]!!! * AND... * [[f r e e d o m .]] ⠀

[ * Gerson's study is filled with the whistle of a kettle... ]

Susie... Kris... as long as... There's any pain I can take in your place... I'll be there, okay? [ #UTRP | #DTRP | #RPSKY | 🧣 ]

[ * He'll pretend to not see through it. ] If ye say so. [ * He looks through his options... rook in front of one of their checkers pieces? Queen teleporting to the opposite end and telefragging a bishop? ...No. Too risky. Too unfair. ] [ * He loads a pawn onto one of his rooks. ]

[ * World's fastest pawn. Gerson accepts this as a time to play subtle, and has his pawntank retreat back to its starting location. ] Don't take it too hard, sprout! We're early in... who's te say ye ain't backin' me into a corner? [ * They certainly have the better poker face for it... ]

First blood! I'll be... ye really got a knack for this stuff, kiddo. [ * He relinquishes his knight to Frisk. ] ... Lessee, now... [ * His checker-pawn rockets to the side and then up, bumping into the bishop. ] Wa ha ha! Well, now, how's that?

no ofense but i domt think he realy looks like you all that much. are you adopted

/ i hope frisk and gerson just keep doing stupid fusion rules forever. this is very silly

HA! S'pose so. Maybe we oughta play more... keep me mind sharp. [ * Gerson takes a pawn and puts it on top of one of his own checker pieces. That's his whole turn. ] It... has been awhile, too, t' be fair. I'll take yer word fer it! [ * In truth, Frisk having fun is what matters most to him. ]

[ * He looks at the knight, looks to Frisk in confusion... ] ... Say, did they renovate chess lately? When I was a young lad we didn't have knights move like that. [ * There's no attempt to make them take it back, though; he makes one of his knights move the same way between pieces yet to move. ]

[ * Alright. Standard procedure, he's pretty sure... ] [ * He looks across his battalion and, after some deliberation, pushes a different checkers piece forward. They're not specifically pawns, he thinks, so he can't slide two ahead. ] [ * ...He's, really, just bracing for more odd rules. ]

I'll be there next turn, relaaax...

[ * Hearing the commotion from his study, Gerson peeks his head out -- yes, two sanctuaries and several floors away -- to watch the Titan battle. ] WA HA HA! Look at 'em go! ... Surprised they didn't ask me t' come along. Maybe they were tryin' te prove they could do it 'emselves...

[ * He hasn't, but does he have to be? Frisk is like ten times younger than him, which means he has like 1000% more chess power. This is backed by science. ] ... Think white normally goes first, but I like yer spirit, sprout! [ * He takes one of the men and slides it up and to the left. ]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴛʜᴇ 𝕾𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝕸𝑰𝑵𝑫. ⠀ ⠀

“Why is evewyone punching me so softwy today!? QUIT THE HITTING AND FINISH THE JOB!!” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]

“Um... If you are that desperate to talk to someone, I could maybe spit some words at your face...” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]

“Huh. Seems I'm out of the loop. Shall we review the job description?” [ #ENARP #DREAMBBQRP #JOELGRP #MVRP ]

[ * The perks of being old, dead and an author include unprecedented relevance. He knows it well. ...And so do you now, don't you? ] Well now! If it ain't the hero. Good t' see ye, kid. [ * He notes the dull eyes... ] Still not at yer best, eh? [ * Pen put down for now. Poor bastard... ]

Busy? No sir, I usually keep to m'self most'a the time... writin', tendin' t' plants... what, ye ain't tryin' to cast me off already, are ya? [ * He laughs loudly, prodding his elbow into Tenna's side. ] Kiddin', 'course. If ye got somet'in' in mind I'm happy t' hear ye out.

[ * This looks like a job for an old man. He settles himself at the opposite end of the board, a confident grin on his face. ] That right, sprout? I'll have ye know... I was there for when chess was invented. Let's see whatcha got, eh? [ * Tapping his cane to the ground to punctuate. ]

The study? Mmmmhm. Got a fire roarin' 'n enough junk lyin' around that you'll at least have somethin' t' do. [ * Treating it like he's actually taking a kid to a guest room... ] The ghosts won't bother ya' none though. 'N if they do... wa ha ha! I can take care of 'em.

OR... DID YOU WANT TO BE... ㅤㅤ> SPAMTON G. SPAMTON ㅤㅤㅤfrom DELTARUNE. ㅤㅤ> #DELTARUNERP #DRRP ㅤㅤㅤ #UNDERTALERP #UTRP #MVRP ㅤㅤ> Writer's own portrayal. ㅤㅤㅤㅤDid you wanna ㅤㅤㅤㅤbe...

/ that reply did Not send did it. i am sorry castor. ill kneel in front of the guillotine (exaggerated)

Oh, sure. They'll like ye, I think. [ * He has no basis for this. But they're ghosts and there's a pretty steep language barrier, he thinks, so maybe it won't matter...? ] They don't usually come inta' the study much, though, so... Iunno. Y'prolly don't need to be so worried, young man!

[ * This is the fourth name in this interaction. If there's any more it might disrupt something important... ] Ah, how 'bout that? Think I heard one'a the ghosts talkin' about a Tenna before I left. [ * Blink. That sounds bad. ] They ain't gonna hurt'cha. Mostly keep to 'emselves.

whoa. christmas milfs? where.

* Keep Distracting Susie And Find Kris * For You See . . . * Susie . . . She's . . . * OK There's Nothing Wrong With Her She Just Kind Of Scares Me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SWAP!SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🦖 * #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY *

[ * He's content to call them as they are for eternity. The rest of this is a shame, though, it's true. ] ... Aye, tell me about it. Think, eh... Susie told me 'bout you. You're, eh... [ * He whistles Tenna's leitmotif. ] Ye got the shows 'n all, that right? [ * ... He's! Close! ]

'Course! Wa ha ha, I ain't had any company since the — ah, you prolly know 'em, right? The blue, purple 'n green kids? [ * The Delta Warriors, conventionally, but he wouldn't know that. ] It'd be nice t' see another face in the study.

Thrown out?! By the Angel's wings... c'mon, then. Sure as sin won't see the light'a day if you're out here fer that. [ A hand on Tenna's back — or trying to be at least — slowly helping him walk just about anywhere else. ] Right. Gonna get you warmed up. No good'll come t' ya if ya wait out here.

UNTIL NO ONE CAN HELP YOU. (written by artemis.) (weird route kris portrayal.) #DELTARUNERP | #DTRP | #MVRP | #UTRP { www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlSW... }

[ * Angel alive, he's a wreck. ] Afternoon. ...Ye alright, lad? Ain't no place to be takin' a nap. [ * He can kind of assume no, but... hey, if people want to catch a cold on their own time, who's he to interrupt them? ] [ * No time to put on the act. This is (probably) serious. ]

/ "gudesake" is just for God's sake btw. its a scottish thing. his accent rapidly swings between scottish and Mr Krabs

[ * It's a terrible day for rain. Not that it seems to have stopped Tenna from suffering under it — nor the old bones of a former Lightner from aching as he tries to find his way back to his study. ] [ * Lost in a world in-between, he thinks — a reverie interrupted as his cane taps against ——

'CUZ I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY! ===== indie susie, penned by snowy ❄️ [ #UTRP | #DRRP | #MVRP | #RPSKY ]