— [ APRIL 1ST EVENT ] [ ... There's a little girl wandering around. ]

i fuckin love microplastics

how im texting kris every day

they should invent like a pez dispenser that shoots at you like one of those automatic tennis ball machines

HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH!

] hey. do you guys remember that post i made about the berdlys.

] hi i am going to play metaphor for an hour or two ... <3 twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

The stars are so fucking beautiful out here, man.

* ( shoving like five rocks into her mouth at once ) ( extremely loud crunching )

i can do this

// hey yall im not trying to start drama but i noticed this guy following a lot of my accounts and other ones in the utdr verse and just so everyone knows, he’s a fucking weirdo that makes ai chatbots of peoples sonas/ocs if they ignore him, often for fetish purposes

] you guys are NEVER . gonna guess what i'm playing. ( yuppp it's metaphor: refantazio ) twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

] hi guys . i'm playing metaphor again. yeah. yeah i know big surprise but it's true twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

So hey guys big news

[ Circling around on the floor a few times and then curling up like a dog ]

] hi I'm streamig . <3 twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

] HELLO???

temp pinned portrayal of basilio magnus from metaphor refantazio :-) written by castor / maya [ #metaphorrp #metaphorrefantaziorp #mrfrp #mvrp ]

hey man do you wanna kiss

] ALL THREE OF MAGGIE'S BERDLYS.

I remember when Kris put me on a pentagram for a demon to control me... Fahaha... Why don't they do that anymore? What happened to us?

i bite. when i feel like it

Yeah. I mean everyone always says "Kris is like a donut." Everyone is always saying it all the time.

Why did she say this?

temp(?) pinned portrayal of hulkenberg from metaphor refantazio :-) written by castor / maya [ #metaphorrp #metaphorrefantaziorp #mrfrp #mvrp ]

what the hell that was 𝔀𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓭

maaan i miss december. the holidays are so cool

maaan i miss december. the holidays are so cool

] sorry for being inactigve all day anyway i'm playing metaphor again. i think i have to fight something terrifying please don't make me d othis alone ( trembles ) twitch.tv/moonlightcanyon

] hands down one of my best posts here sorry

heard a kid say girls don't fart once and i let one rip so loud the dude next to me thought something exploded

Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it.

oh no

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

] noooo fucking wayyy

] does she know? about armless susie?

Susie... sometimes she isn't nice at all! She's selfish, she's rude, she's sarcastic... But... Isn't it wonderful that she's... her? Is what I... started thinking, today.

*They take a bite out of it.* Thanks.. Wait no, that wasn't what I was going to do. Um, this is a magical and gay stick that when I snap it in half it will kill half of all darkners. Its like.. like the thing thanos had but its a stick. *They snap it in half.* Regional consequences.