] hands down one of my best posts here sorry

heard a kid say girls don't fart once and i let one rip so loud the dude next to me thought something exploded

Birds are just named stuff like Hotbreasted Milf and no one does anything about it.

oh no

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

Oh no! So many Tennas balls! Who is responsible for this madness!?

] noooo fucking wayyy

] does she know? about armless susie?

Susie... sometimes she isn't nice at all! She's selfish, she's rude, she's sarcastic... But... Isn't it wonderful that she's... her? Is what I... started thinking, today.

*They take a bite out of it.* Thanks.. Wait no, that wasn't what I was going to do. Um, this is a magical and gay stick that when I snap it in half it will kill half of all darkners. Its like.. like the thing thanos had but its a stick. *They snap it in half.* Regional consequences.

Kris, Susie is so nice... It... makes my heart hurt.

- You were... trying to teach me something earlier, weren't you. - That? Naw, you did all that yourself. - C'mon man, you... you're the only person I've met... who teaching me made me actually feel LESS stupid. - Geheheh, well, it helps that I'm losing my mind, don't it?

] ?are they stupid

"KRIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?! ATTACK THE ROARING KNIGHT!" me:

] i like when kris does something and then immediately explains what they're doing like they have tutorial mode built in

//Kris asks Ralsei to give them a mic so they can make an announcement to all of castletown. Like every Darkner shows up to listen to the announcement and then Kris just says "There's a storm coming." And then walks off stage.

] that man is at least 40 years old

no thankyou. dickhead

joker. this is your amazing dihgital circus

say mike in the mirror three times and you're forced to play all three minigames back to back

] urge to log back into ragatha vs knowing ill probably end up losing muse again in like 2 days

] about to watch the new tadc now

*They sit up and leave the room but hit their head against the wall and die.*

hey man

* ( walks into the mike room ) ( sees kris getting yelled at ) ( immediately turns around and leaves )

] NOT BRAVEAXEBUSTER. NNO. NO

] i think if catti ever warms up to susie they're going to be like this

when i get bored sometimes i start chewing on kris' arm and they just let me

Sometimes we dance and sometimes we sing. You wouldn't know that though.

Sometimes me and Susie throw knives at eachother and the first one to die loses.

] i think if catti ever warms up to susie they're going to be like this

So I'm not gay and I'm not yearning or pining or anything like that but I would totally carry all of Susie's stuff and follow her arounf and let her use my head as an armrest.

] WHATS WRONG WITH THEM.

... Testicles. And soccer.

No, Ralsei. Shes a stupid asshole that keeps poking me over and over again while saying "why are you so short?"

From now on, ralsay drools Susie rules

Will someone watch this toddling bitch’s goo.

* (It's a fire extinguisher.) * (For some reason you have the feeling...) * (... Susie will say something stupid about it.) (They should make one of these that shoots whip cream)

* What the heck does THAT sign mean? * hmm. seems to indicate some kind of sans.

⠀ ⠀/ /⠀okay ⠀

] how do you even respond to this bro