* What the heck does THAT sign mean? * hmm. seems to indicate some kind of sans.

@developers.google.com please remove that dumbass ai shit or im switching to bing.

i think kris likes the brands better than me

@krogercereal hire me sexy

Just killed a priest over this. What good is religion if Ralsei doesn't get Kroger cereal? Fuck my stupid Kroger life...

* Oh, your dad? Yeah, he's a real fruit himself too. * Which one? I dunno, probably a hairy one... like a kiwi. * Hahahaha!!!

dude

*souloflight walks in.* Holy shit you just killed soulofblight!

// for all susies

//

"You better not be hit by the move that kills you instantly, Kris." My stupid ass:

You better not use the move that kills Kris instantly while I'm gone The move that kills Kris instantly:

WHY DO YOU GUYS KNOW THE FUCKING DOWNKRIS SPELL

* never forget what he did to you

] susie messing with battat vs susie defending dollie with her life

] dude . i bought a fucking Awesome vampire costume tonight like i got press-on nails and retractable vampire fangs and earrings and this sick ass clawed armor ring

he's SO owned dude

Susie, I know you were just trying to help, but... If someone's really hurt, don't... try to fix it alone, okay?

* ( suddenly standing straight up ) dude. i gotta go to the store

] steals

SUSIE WILL NOT BE TAMED

IM FUCKING ALIVE FUCKERS FUCK YOU

The multiple attempts on my life have helped to build character and made me irresistible to women.

… Fine. I will demonstrate how my mask’s mouth works. Once.

* ( . . . snickering )

RALSEI: I'll be more honest, Susie. I promise. Even if it means... sounding... weird. SUSIE: ... Ralsei? You couldn't get any weirder if you tried. RALSEI: You too, Susie! SUSIE: ... uh, thanks.

They're thirsty.

* ( glancing around ) ( leaning in ) you gotta give the toilet darkner a drink, dude.

] i posted this because i remembered i used to think this. because when i was little i'd only ever heard people say it out loud so how would i have known

My ex

dude. y'know how they say, like. up an' adam. . . who the fuck is adam??

* Ok who is Hank hill and why won't Susie stop talking about him

] fuuuckkkk this sucks man

] fuuuckkkk this sucks man

( leaning over to a random monster at the diner ) You know— you t-t-take away this mm music, these burgers… and these people will eat each other. They will eat each other.

(literally called her susie two minutes ago) Your Name Is literally ASS

* ( . . . why the hell does it feel like people are watching? )

* "You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day"

He didnt respond i had one more

I will nn never die But thank you

] admittedly i have never actually actively watched king of the hill

YEAAAHHHHH

@braveaxebuster.bsky.social Keeping the axe-wielding menace.

Hank Hill sold me fent behind TV-Mart and threatened my kids if I told anyone.

Hank Hill … I know him …

Baby Tenna popped like a firecracker live on camera and left no remains

I saw Hank Hill at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.