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dude

lately i've been trying to grow tobacco in the dark world and it's not going so good

// im constantly feeling the Want to make new deltarune accounts here but its hard to find a character that really feels Perfect. the struggle

// gotta lock in and re-log in to kris when riley's susie appears on the timeline. every time

type of aura me and kris have going on

[ remembering the first time they ever loaded back one of their SAVEs after they accidentally pushed asriel down the stairs on the day of their piano recital ] wow what kind of idiot would just kill someone. that's crazy

[ Ah, ah, ah! You'd think he'd know better than Jinxing himself like that. ] [ SOMETHING grabbed his tail, the aux, something that would not let go. It was not a hand. ] [ It pulled and pulled and pulled and PULLED UNTILー ] [ KZZZZZT ! ] [ What's a bee without a stinger? Defenseless. ]

i normally just dodge the attacks

soul: EGADS! we gotta get this SOUL back in the cage! unless we lose my DELTA RUNES! eggy tgirl prophesied prince: hey why does my name say that

Huh? Susie's at... church?

fuckin love the blood storm

🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀 THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD STORM 🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀

// slightly relevantly before chapter 3 came out when people were making their own tenna designs i made my own that was just a blatant proud robotnik ripoff and i did the exact jokes you'd expect from that with it

me to my newest invention metal kris

the motherfucking bluedinn

// in terms of deltarune guys... right now. i have Kris (this) @screenburn.bsky.social @hes-a-spade.bsky.social @final-chaos.bsky.social @bluelight-specil.bsky.social @buriedhammer.bsky.social @imagefriend.bsky.social ... @your-most-friend.bsky.social

yeah the knight was tough but the rook kicked our asses really badly too is the thing

[ The passion is up in flames. Dramatic lighting falls over the two if them and romantic anime sparkles and bokeh surround him. He raises his wing, and with a smug grin and a flirty wink, rests his hand on Kris' shoulder. What he says next will surprise you! ] 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚, 𝕶𝖗𝖎𝖘-𝖘𝖆𝖓.

[ looking at the other kris ] got the demon blade

// sorry to all erams for snagging this @ before the chapters came out i didn't expect the shadow mantle to be like. alive. maybe i'm a bad person

susie if ralsei starts talking like that

𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖎 𝖉𝖎𝖉 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑

i'll be entirely honest when we were fighting the knight's titan in the church dark world all i could think was "wow shit this is crazy... AND we're probably gonna have to deal with the bishop later..."

Crazy

MY SPINCAKE HAS BEEN BESTOWED

[ Squinting. ] yeah of course dude #fagstogether

isn't this what that blue rudinn calls castletown

samtom is there something you would like to say

this was the most faggot shit ngl bro

// cackling

DUDES ITS THE BLAZER IT'S REAL

//

noticing things

[ TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO LAUGH REALLY HARD ] woooah

["why can't we kiss?" kris: ]

kissing me will only lead to the demon's curse

When the fade is tapered low

// my kris portrayal usually includes the player/soul (and the third party in the form of the "DEVICE" keeping them connected) but im fine with going along with the going-ons of anyone who's musing the soul/player in particular

no dying (in 9/11) until the end

yeah haha ok buddy. im sure giving you a taste for this stuff will only lead to primarily good things and fortune

its ok noelle this isn't the fake ketchup blood like before. it's fine