[ remembering the first time they ever loaded back one of their SAVEs after they accidentally pushed asriel down the stairs on the day of their piano recital ] wow what kind of idiot would just kill someone. that's crazy

[ Ah, ah, ah! You'd think he'd know better than Jinxing himself like that. ] [ SOMETHING grabbed his tail, the aux, something that would not let go. It was not a hand. ] [ It pulled and pulled and pulled and PULLED UNTILー ] [ KZZZZZT ! ] [ What's a bee without a stinger? Defenseless. ]

i normally just dodge the attacks

soul: EGADS! we gotta get this SOUL back in the cage! unless we lose my DELTA RUNES! eggy tgirl prophesied prince: hey why does my name say that

Huh? Susie's at... church?

fuckin love the blood storm

🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀 THOUSAND YEAR BLOOD STORM 🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀🩸🌩️🩸🌪️🌀

// slightly relevantly before chapter 3 came out when people were making their own tenna designs i made my own that was just a blatant proud robotnik ripoff and i did the exact jokes you'd expect from that with it

me to my newest invention metal kris

the motherfucking bluedinn

// in terms of deltarune guys... right now. i have Kris (this) @screenburn.bsky.social @hes-a-spade.bsky.social @final-chaos.bsky.social @bluelight-specil.bsky.social @buriedhammer.bsky.social @imagefriend.bsky.social ... @your-most-friend.bsky.social

yeah the knight was tough but the rook kicked our asses really badly too is the thing

[ The passion is up in flames. Dramatic lighting falls over the two if them and romantic anime sparkles and bokeh surround him. He raises his wing, and with a smug grin and a flirty wink, rests his hand on Kris' shoulder. What he says next will surprise you! ] 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚, 𝕶𝖗𝖎𝖘-𝖘𝖆𝖓.

[ looking at the other kris ] got the demon blade

// sorry to all erams for snagging this @ before the chapters came out i didn't expect the shadow mantle to be like. alive. maybe i'm a bad person

susie if ralsei starts talking like that

𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖎 𝖉𝖎𝖉 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑

i'll be entirely honest when we were fighting the knight's titan in the church dark world all i could think was "wow shit this is crazy... AND we're probably gonna have to deal with the bishop later..."

Crazy

MY SPINCAKE HAS BEEN BESTOWED

[ Squinting. ] yeah of course dude #fagstogether

isn't this what that blue rudinn calls castletown

samtom is there something you would like to say

this was the most faggot shit ngl bro

// cackling

DUDES ITS THE BLAZER IT'S REAL

//

noticing things

[ TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO LAUGH REALLY HARD ] woooah

["why can't we kiss?" kris: ]

kissing me will only lead to the demon's curse

When the fade is tapered low

// my kris portrayal usually includes the player/soul (and the third party in the form of the "DEVICE" keeping them connected) but im fine with going along with the going-ons of anyone who's musing the soul/player in particular

no dying (in 9/11) until the end

yeah haha ok buddy. im sure giving you a taste for this stuff will only lead to primarily good things and fortune

its ok noelle this isn't the fake ketchup blood like before. it's fine

not for you but ok you can have a little smackerel

idk what you guys are doing but i just made a huge investment

*

// sorry elle for being insane

dont be worried about me since i deserve all of this

// oh go wait i had an awful idea