FUNNY, THAT AIN'T WHAT YOUR FATHER WAS SAYIN' ON AIR LAST NIGHT

// im torn between making a mike account or a sans account next. but also i have Way too many accounts

// one weird thing that i havent seen anyone address anywhere is that during the mike fight, for some reason, cowboy mike can appear either without his bowtie or his cowboy hat. which is Weird, Right

// if i wasnt fucking around and was serious about this shit i could use different pre-chapter 3 tenna designs for the profile picture all the time. designs like this one soundcloud.com/deltarune_ti...

// YOU RETWEETED MY ANDONUTS MIKE ONTO YOUR BATTAT??????

The sensation of your skin!

Tenna Spamton Swap #utdr

I don't just like "ATTENTION"!! I want to ENTERTAIN people, I want them to have ✨FUN!😁 Your brand of Nostalgia just isn't what WORKS anymore, Camellia. Look how well THAT turned out for Ramb! And.. well, you're kind of creepy!! Listen. I don't want to have to call the Zappers to escort you out...

// like so

Y-You're making a scene...!! YES, people DID like your show. The kids DID love it! They played with that camera for hours - sometimes with the lens cap still on!!! And, yes, I liked hosting it! ... That was then. And this is now. And now, things are different, OK?

Hey! That's just BUSINESS, Cam! It wasn't personal...! Besides. Times... are a bit tough in TV World, ya know? We've all had to tighten our belts! We can't afford 🏆PRIME TIME📈 slots for EVERY show these days, haha! Or... any slots, sometimes, for that matter.

GAH-- I mean, hey! Wow! Hi there, Cam! Good ol' Cammy, heyyy...! You're looking, uh, grey-- I MEAN, great! 🌈GREAT!🌼 You look great, yeah.

That show... Hey, we don't run that one anymore, right?

// did any of you guys see the pre-chapter 3 ocs where the secret boss was the "final boss" of asriel and kris' mspaint computer game. did those make your way to you

are you really a good parent if you don't use a few of your lesser offspring as explosive projectiles or grind them up into luxury meal portions

ok shadowguys now hit the second cyber tower

// see my Vision

// actually i want to do this here because there are like 20 different delta guys that im considering at any moment

// i remember the miketenna buddy duo depictions of old... www.youtube.com/watch?v=25es...

[ Silently marking down the price of the ExecBuffet by five dollars while walking through the Green Room ]

Would once again to remind all Theatre employees that ShadowShards or whatever they're called are considered PROHIBITED SUBSTANCES and are NOT allowed into the building. Thank you very much.

𝓢𝓽𝓪𝔂 𝓐𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓜𝔂 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓼.

... What, you think this is just a ME thing? Hah!! EVERY television set can do that!

He really is putting on his face and washing his coat.

// like so

This guy doesn't even use the ShadowGuns.

// literally how it works (gif sprite credits to Pine and Ulmeyda)

I think I get it now. I think I REALLY get it! People out there... they still watch TV. They still NEED television!

( I know I've got SOMETHING else around here...!!! ) ( Out... I'm NEVER out of new things to show! Ahaha-!! )

... This face doesn't feel like mine anymore.

// majesty... i know the person who made her boss theme

Counterparts? Copies? Hahah-- the Taste of TV is one that's often imitated, but NEVER replicated! Ahahahah! Ahah... hm. . . . Be careful in the other Dark Worlds, OK? There are a lot of Tennas out there. And... not everything can be resolved by just being nice.

Gahh, I bet if we had cool doppelgangers they would'a stayed in TV world forever! Why didn't I think of that...??

// using my account here to expose more people to my findings. more people should hop on NEOTECH/It Is A Very Good Number just take a listen soundcloud.com/utstarchive/... //the concept is basically a battle against the activated NEO body without the presence of spamton OR mettaton in it. Just NEO.

[ shrugging ] i mean i guess green caviar could also work

// i DO have a heavily tenna-inspired OC over at @bigscreenbossguy.bsky.social who just kind of ended up being way eviler than tenna ended up being (i made him before ch3 came out, and i was worried they'd be too similar... that didn't happen). he's also a mafia businessman and a powerful warlock

// perhaps it is merely my nostalgia for the days of imaginary merriment but i feel compelled to portray tenna with still having a bit of that eviler aura that people often suspected he'd have pre-chapter 3. in my heart he's still the Two-Faced Televisor. maybe i;m a bad person

// more people should know about dogtarune/the unofficial pre-chapter 3/4 fanmade sweepstakes extension arg. it was a lot of fun and the music was good dogtarune.neocities.org/landing

// fucking SORRY

EVERYONE'S EATEN IT!!! YOU ALL LIKE IT!!!

// sorry pipis parent tenna truthers he is grinding those things up when they multiply and putting them in the food

// hang the fuck on i just saw these sprites on the spriters resource sheet??? hello?? what. what. when the fuck do these appear.

EVERYONE CALLS YOU KING!!! YOU'RE KING!!

They never DID find a console version of Cat Petterz... they had to play that on the computer upstairs, somehow! Pahah--!! Video games, on a COMPUTER. How would it run all that? That screen's TOO SMALL, folks! And sitting at a desk instead of the couch? What are you even playing, a ⛓️JOB💤?

You can't say that in front of little Marvvy... [ gesturing to static miku ]

I do! ... say, your voice kinda sounds like-- oop, wait, my Beeper's going off! Hah, gotta run, Batta-tatty!

Break the Targets is a beautiful name for a baby ♥️

It's just funny!! It's funny, right?