You all act like you've never seen a guy without makeup on before!

// i bring shocking findings from the soundcloud mines: i have discovered the first titan <-> titan swap

Literally: Posing to a T.

Mike I'm gonna be honest I think Ramb is looking to sell us out to the authorities

Now WHERE did I leave my Tennamatic trepanning tool?

MIKE, bring me more wireplay snuff fics where the FLATSCREEN tv gets tortured to death

// Well that could mean anything.

NO COMPETITION

Ramb, fetch me another glass of that DELICIOUSLY wonderful PINK MILK, would you?

KILL ALL OTHER TVS

// i've been considering a very oc-ish take on the blue rudinn/"echidna" for a while now but that's only one of the ideas floating around in my mind

// i'm surprised no one's made a darkner oc out of the vaguely described "fiery magician girl" from super smashing fighters

MIKE, please ensure THE MAKERS only include the NECESSARY amount of sex scenes in today's MEDIA!

[ manspreading to hell and back on the couch as he plays Legend of Tenna and stares at the Tropic of Love with an absolutely unchanging neutral expression while nursing a beer ] MIKE, get me anotherrrr bottllle,

// the weird indirect parallels between tenna and omega flowey are absolutely fascinating to me. it FEELS like it's probably not intentional And Yet

It's Time 2 Claimb and 2 Clamber

There's nothing

Has ANYONE replaced the PEST TRAPS in the backstage console area, lately? Folks, we don't want any of those weird GameThings to CRAWL out of the screens when no one's looking again! Hahah! They're so gross and scary!

For real? You're telling me those paper-print schmuck kings from Card Kingdom are still alive? You've gotta be pullin' my buttons, here!

MIKE, my GOONSTASH, please!

// DONT EVEN START

[ Looking at the Tenna-Trogic Stock Ticker Tape machine and seeing the still-decreasing value of POINTs and the absolutely devastating 873 POINTs to 1 D$ conversion rate ] I think;g i;'m going to throw up folks

// if i ever do anything related to swap tenna im doing this fucking one. im obsessed with it // (NOT MINE, SOURCE: x.com/IMPerio36/st...)

// tghis is still hilarious to me

MIKE! Get me my DEBIT CARD, please!

FUNNY, THAT AIN'T WHAT YOUR FATHER WAS SAYIN' ON AIR LAST NIGHT

// im torn between making a mike account or a sans account next. but also i have Way too many accounts

// one weird thing that i havent seen anyone address anywhere is that during the mike fight, for some reason, cowboy mike can appear either without his bowtie or his cowboy hat. which is Weird, Right

// if i wasnt fucking around and was serious about this shit i could use different pre-chapter 3 tenna designs for the profile picture all the time. designs like this one soundcloud.com/deltarune_ti...

// YOU RETWEETED MY ANDONUTS MIKE ONTO YOUR BATTAT??????

The sensation of your skin!

Tenna Spamton Swap #utdr

I don't just like "ATTENTION"!! I want to ENTERTAIN people, I want them to have ✨FUN!😁 Your brand of Nostalgia just isn't what WORKS anymore, Camellia. Look how well THAT turned out for Ramb! And.. well, you're kind of creepy!! Listen. I don't want to have to call the Zappers to escort you out...

// like so

Y-You're making a scene...!! YES, people DID like your show. The kids DID love it! They played with that camera for hours - sometimes with the lens cap still on!!! And, yes, I liked hosting it! ... That was then. And this is now. And now, things are different, OK?

Hey! That's just BUSINESS, Cam! It wasn't personal...! Besides. Times... are a bit tough in TV World, ya know? We've all had to tighten our belts! We can't afford 🏆PRIME TIME📈 slots for EVERY show these days, haha! Or... any slots, sometimes, for that matter.

GAH-- I mean, hey! Wow! Hi there, Cam! Good ol' Cammy, heyyy...! You're looking, uh, grey-- I MEAN, great! 🌈GREAT!🌼 You look great, yeah.

That show... Hey, we don't run that one anymore, right?

// did any of you guys see the pre-chapter 3 ocs where the secret boss was the "final boss" of asriel and kris' mspaint computer game. did those make your way to you

are you really a good parent if you don't use a few of your lesser offspring as explosive projectiles or grind them up into luxury meal portions

ok shadowguys now hit the second cyber tower

// see my Vision

// actually i want to do this here because there are like 20 different delta guys that im considering at any moment

// i remember the miketenna buddy duo depictions of old... www.youtube.com/watch?v=25es...

[ Silently marking down the price of the ExecBuffet by five dollars while walking through the Green Room ]

Would once again to remind all Theatre employees that ShadowShards or whatever they're called are considered PROHIBITED SUBSTANCES and are NOT allowed into the building. Thank you very much.

𝓢𝓽𝓪𝔂 𝓐𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓜𝔂 𝓖𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓼.