Do you have any fucking idea how scary Kris is when they have free access to walk right up to your corporeal form at any moment

I worry that the Tenna Toucher might be on the prowl

// caught between wanting to remake my eram and also knowing damn well i have too many deltarune accounts i'm neglecting

yknow I don't get why some of you are so fixated on some weird hypothetical cat demon thing when i know for a FACT that there's some weird dark evil laughing ghost sheet inside one of the game board monitors. I swear to god it spit tiny bombs at me one time

Can ANYONE do something about this. 800 POINTs. 800 POINTs to anyone who can solve this for me

Ramb didn't believe me and wouldn't add the anti-ghost countermeasures to the games when I told him about it so I replaced his heart medication with sugar tablets for a week or two until he was too sickly to disobey me or snark back anymore

I had to trap Chairiel in that plastic toy ball pretty much immediately as soon as the Fountain opened up or else she would have superceded me as the infinitely more beloved living room object and taken over TV World with her powers. She would have killed me I would have died

We give this a few months to blow over. Then, when he's not looking, we bury him in the same spot in the purple cliffs as we left the rest of the bodies in during TV World's construction

Mike I'm gonna be honest I think Ramb is looking to sell us out to the authorities

NO CAMERAS I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN LIKE THIS

Ramb just pour me a glass of straight up drain cleaner

i dont fucking HAVE anyone on my employees list named BATTAT

if someone can kill that thing today that'd be great because it'd mean i only have to remember one less date

Do you miss Tenna?

I'M RUSTY

Mike... If you need me, I'll be spitefully eating the eggs my ex left behind to ensure his bloodline does not continue

It figures. It FIGURES!!!

// i made his ass in late 2024 (when the verse was dead) but i was probably considering it ever since the sick ass fake leaks/fan designs/fan songs started in late 2023 (when the verse was Dead,)

// yknow im surprised there hasnt been like dozens of Flower King darkner accounts. like other than IMAGE_FRIEND it feels like these bastards are the biggest chekhovs guns on the horizon

Yum yummy yums... Make sure to tune your tongues to the right channel, folks!!

It's time to check on the harvest.

temp pinned.

// get ready for some made up bullshittttt

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T RECRUIT SERIOUS TRASHY TO CASTLETOWN

// i feel like if my tenna ever found out about the prophecy/that he was destined to die to the knight he'd freak the fuck out and start making insane power grabs. tenna and spamton are both Bitter Survivors he'd also do whatever he'd perceive as necessary to get stronger

Every day the dice look like this

this is how tenna sees the world

// do you think that tenna would expect "mike" to be at mettaton's house. is he going to afflict a whole new set of darkners with the burden of micheal

I had to trap Chairiel in that plastic toy ball pretty much immediately as soon as the Fountain opened up or else she would have superceded me as the infinitely more beloved living room object and taken over TV World with her powers. She would have killed me I would have died

Now WHERE did I leave that cloak that resists Dark/Star elements?

No, I have never been in any relationship with Mike. We're PROFESSIONALS!!!

I don't think you guys appreciate how hard it was to make sure whatever the fuck that birdcage wagon horror monster darkner was had been contained and pacified by the time Kris and Susie got to TV World what part of the house did that even come from anyways

MIKE, help me find our gift shop! It's been open for several months and we STILL haven't found where it is yet!!

So Kris you're gonna kill that blue skeleton guy right

Caught Ramb shuffling around earlier in some sort of stupid costume suit, going around telling people he was "Good ol' Motormouth Mike!" The nerve of that little... Ooh, I really should've killed him for that. Who even gets an idea to DO something like that?!?

My Caviar Farm

... Oh god. You guys haven't been eating the DECORATIVE Nose Cones that come with the ice cream in the TVDinners, have you???

[ talking with his dialogue scroll text sound ] Ha Ba BabaWub Wuh Bu Gah Gah

Sometimes, I wish *I* could be Mike...

Mike, arrange me a date with JEVIL. I need to fuck that clown in order to make that ratshit mailman TRIPLE JEALOUS

MIKE, my GOONSTASH, please!

MIKE, please ensure THE MAKERS only include the NECESSARY amount of sex scenes in today's MEDIA!

MIKE, bring me more wireplay snuff fics where the FLATSCREEN tv gets tortured to death

You all forgot about the Ribbicks but they were always TV World's secret weapon.

...May I please hold your ugly shit ass sucks child?

Spamton brags about his life as if another Tenna breakup wont send him back to low income housing.