You all forgot about the Ribbicks but they were always TV World's secret weapon.

...May I please hold your ugly shit ass sucks child?

Spamton brags about his life as if another Tenna breakup wont send him back to low income housing.

Everyone knows every child who grows up as an actor turns out fine. It's fiiiiiiiine!

TV World's child labor laws are VERY thorough! Our smallest crew members are some of our most important ones, after all!

are you really a good parent if you don't use a few of your lesser offspring as explosive projectiles or grind them up into luxury meal portions

Mike, can you go get my "Lucky Blue Biiby" from the closet and grind some of them up for me? We're RUNNING OUT of CAVIAR!

Whuzzah? Battat? ... You mean, like, the name of one of Pluey's cute little minigames?

// i respect the grind of anonymity but i'm admittedly somewhat hesitant to followback people here who don't have any sort of way to identify them in their profile. like just a name or a tag or something

// sometimes i like to look at tcrf and think of the bits that could be

𝐈𝐓;𝐒 𝐂𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄

[ * That might stick with you for a while. "Mike-kun". ] [ * Is your TV a loser? ]

yknow I don't get why some of you are so fixated on some weird hypothetical cat demon thing when i know for a FACT that there's some weird dark evil laughing ghost sheet inside one of the game board monitors. I swear to god it spit tiny bombs at me one time

Can ANYONE do something about this. 800 POINTs. 800 POINTs to anyone who can solve this for me

Ramb didn't believe me and wouldn't add the anti-ghost countermeasures to the games when I told him about it so I replaced his heart medication with sugar tablets for a week or two until he was too sickly to disobey me or snark back anymore

// speaking of eram i saw this post on twitter yesterday and i keep thinking about it. what if eram can just manifest anywhere whenever someone tries to make a videogame in a dark world. it's like a herobrine shrine bro you're Inviting it in

yknow I don't get why some of you are so fixated on some weird hypothetical cat demon thing when i know for a FACT that there's some weird dark evil laughing ghost sheet inside one of the game board monitors. I swear to god it spit tiny bombs at me one time

// i finally made the organikk account ive been pondering for months now..scope in

i didn't call you to talk mikey put ya pluey on the phone

// or something like that at least

// fuck yes www.youtube.com/watch?v=al01...

// tenna going for the phone anyways after strong-arming spamton into signing a deal that he was warned would ruin his life

// i'm kind of really a big fan of the new spamton and tenna lore drop we got last night. especially if you choose to interpret it as, like... if what "mike" said was true, then it seemed like they KNEW spamton would lose everything IF he partnered with tenna. so like

// You

You all act like you've never seen a guy without makeup on before!

// i bring shocking findings from the soundcloud mines: i have discovered the first titan <-> titan swap

Literally: Posing to a T.

Mike I'm gonna be honest I think Ramb is looking to sell us out to the authorities

Now WHERE did I leave my Tennamatic trepanning tool?

MIKE, bring me more wireplay snuff fics where the FLATSCREEN tv gets tortured to death

// Well that could mean anything.

NO COMPETITION

Ramb, fetch me another glass of that DELICIOUSLY wonderful PINK MILK, would you?

KILL ALL OTHER TVS

// i've been considering a very oc-ish take on the blue rudinn/"echidna" for a while now but that's only one of the ideas floating around in my mind

// i'm surprised no one's made a darkner oc out of the vaguely described "fiery magician girl" from super smashing fighters

MIKE, please ensure THE MAKERS only include the NECESSARY amount of sex scenes in today's MEDIA!

[ manspreading to hell and back on the couch as he plays Legend of Tenna and stares at the Tropic of Love with an absolutely unchanging neutral expression while nursing a beer ] MIKE, get me anotherrrr bottllle,

// the weird indirect parallels between tenna and omega flowey are absolutely fascinating to me. it FEELS like it's probably not intentional And Yet

It's Time 2 Claimb and 2 Clamber

There's nothing

Has ANYONE replaced the PEST TRAPS in the backstage console area, lately? Folks, we don't want any of those weird GameThings to CRAWL out of the screens when no one's looking again! Hahah! They're so gross and scary!

For real? You're telling me those paper-print schmuck kings from Card Kingdom are still alive? You've gotta be pullin' my buttons, here!

MIKE, my GOONSTASH, please!

// DONT EVEN START

[ Looking at the Tenna-Trogic Stock Ticker Tape machine and seeing the still-decreasing value of POINTs and the absolutely devastating 873 POINTs to 1 D$ conversion rate ] I think;g i;'m going to throw up folks

// if i ever do anything related to swap tenna im doing this fucking one. im obsessed with it // (NOT MINE, SOURCE: x.com/IMPerio36/st...)

// tghis is still hilarious to me

MIKE! Get me my DEBIT CARD, please!