( ... Legally? )

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⠀ To my people, I am a hero… … to you? ⠀

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

( ...? )

🫵

( ralsei will certainly have that echo in their mind... sigh... )

You're acting up

Well, that was the last thing they said...

Let's. Not have a war.

[ralsei godmodding for 1 second to be gay]

( ralsei didn't really expect kris to speak on anything, so, hearing them speak was a bit surprising. ) ( ... ralsei tried to meet their gaze, the best he could with their hair in the way. soft eyes worriedly gazing into darkness, trying to be a comforting, healing presence. ) ... Kris... ++

... 💧

[sorry i haven't been around because i decided what if i made a factory all day instead of write replies.....]

I wike you too, Suwsie!

[i can't wait for spriters resource to get updated for ch5. i need the new ralsei talksprites so bad]

Good morning!!!

Your town's ESTROGEN is STRONG.

FUUUUUUUUUCK

FUUUUUUUUUCK

... ( ralsei knows a lot, and he understands a lot, too. about the world around him, even things that he shouldn't. ) ( so when he slips up like this... it feels like he wants to tear his heart out. he doesn't even have one. ) Kris... ... Are you... Worried? About... ++

( 💭 They combined Susie and Noelle's name...? )

( kris could feel the rumbles of ralsei's satisfied purring... closing their eyes like a happy cat... )

Ralsei would taste like candy

( ralsei's eyes go big and wide towards kris... ) ( he's their weirdo... ) Hehe, okay, Kris!!!

... Um. Kris? ( ralsei's just looking at them expectantly... )

Do you like it...

( The vision is greyed out and cloudy... To indicate that it's LOCKED for your CASTLE TOWN. )

...

[i've been like half-keeping up my brain is running slow today]

You wouldn't really eat me, right Kris...?

What???

( deliberately not speaking on this... )

( Sighing wistfully... )

The what

❤️ The Famous Kris Noelle Baby Perhaps You've Heard Of It

... I think I'll be in my room if anyone needs me.

... No, it's okay Kris, I... ( ralsei looks away a bit. the cold gaze... it felt like... ) ( he looks back towards kris. ) I won't say anything like that again. Okay?

[PLEASE NOT THAT HAFHDSHD]

( imagine the noelle no mouth talk sprite, but with ralsei instead. ) ... Sorry, Kris. Sorry.

It's okay if you want to "spread your wings," Kris...!

Um. I guess that one's fine, too!

realest mf on these streets

( 💭 ... They don't have a profile picture...? )

( ... why is ralsei just letting kris do this? ) Umm... Kris...?

Wh--- Um. Okay, Kris! Sorry for making you yell...

Umm... I mean, I could give them a place in Castle Town...

( is this where all this attention was coming from...? ralsei feels a little dizzy. )

Haha, I know...! ... Thank you, though, Kris...