to all the suckas be wonderin who the f i be, trick, i can’t read

okay no. how do you suck, like. so much. not even i’m this mean????

all of these purple mfs calling me a dunce, yeah nice argument. shame about the short stem, really putting the micro in microflora

rain the fack squad frisk aqua chara kris

hey. @purpleleader.bsky.social @purpletactics.bsky.social @invboost.bsky.social which one of you’s the smartest

i love swearing on social media

my fucking soul.

puppy wants to kill themselves

Someone should mew mew kissme cutely

Give me some skin.

poo poo shitty dookie. 🐱

oh shit uhhhhhhhh hi??

reimu from touhou is also very nice looking this is a Certified Kris Dreemurr Post

go follow my piece of shit dead sibling

it’s what they call “me.” #deltarunerp ((pinned post))

eliza from Skullgirls is very pretty. this is a certified Kris Dreemurr Post

i wonder if that guy in the bookshop has a name. they seem like all they care about is books

* You look around, and then whisper to yourself. …iyearnforberdly

update: plotting something devious

Your town's ESTROGEN is STRONG.

can one of you give me a back massage my spine is all messed up

gay

I’m So Green .

mogging the rizzler without a plan

flirting advice? die

blasphemer. you will join us soon

come into our open arms, we need more of us to become stronger

noelle

blooming sonions

dunno why, but i want to sing. give me things to sing. like, any song i’ll do it if i like it enough

FUCK !!! @meaninglessnoise.bsky.social

WHY IS IT IN PENNIES.

?

my (presumably) dead sibling told me to tell you: “clank that soulja boy”

can you guys get me some crab cake

// enough lollygagging locking in abt 2% more now

FUCK OFF

gaster. it’s been 7 years. you still owe me $16. @gasterofficial.bsky.social

// ive been lollygagging too much ive been losing the kris juice holy Shit i need to think more and lock in

DADA !!!!!!!!!!! @asmallshock.bsky.social

Castle Town doesn't have a Bitches??? Where the mew am I supposed to get a Bitches?!!?!?!

MY DAD????

perfect imitation SHAMONA

PUTANG INA MO

can my tail come with a side order of cat ears

putang ina mo

fuck

making a gc with just myself who wants in

teaching plants to swear don’t @ me