It wasn't me this time

// spamton and chartreuse are so funny because it’s like. they’re not a throuple they just share eos and kind of begrudgingly get along

] looks at the camera like im on The Office

[ At a computer in the library completely fucking locked in and this is on her screen ] essayhelpnow.straw.page

[ Standing out there soaked ]

// reminds me of this

[ Suddenly standing straight up ] I have to get to the library before him

I would be doing my job IF I FUCKING COULD.

Contrary to semi-popular sentiment, I am not dead.

] do you like them.

] spamton voice I thought i looked insane next to my coworkers but im starting to think maybe i have competition

] damn ... i kinda miss my employee 432

] if it had been eos they would have had a lovely time. they would have had so much fun with their friends i think. instead you get bloody dissociating chartreuse

[ Very slightly slurring ] Godd she's gorgeous.

Kris.

[ cw for blood , self harm ( not really with intent to Harm i guess but ? still ) . ( open interaction though i think ) ] . .

] sorry giggling at this

] as disgusting as that was it is still open interaction for anyone who may want to . um. fuckinnnn uhhhh. yeah

[ Covered in blood all over the fucking grass sitting there like nothing is wrong ] Hm. Maybe I should consider seeking medical attention

] sorry chartreuse i got carried away.

] wow. okay sorry.

[ cw for blood , self harm ( not really with intent to Harm i guess but ? still ) . ( open interaction though i think ) ] . .

] ok sorry. mildly concerning chartreuse moments coming up

] would you guys get mad at me if i posted some shit with a cw out of nowhere completely unprompted

[ Homing in on the math jokes like a magnet ]

] my addisons and their emotional support pippins. ♡

[ Coughing so hard he sounds like he's going to die ]

] fuuuucccckkkk dude hes kind of a cutie pie

it's cool that chartreuse is bricked up

Please .

...... Where can I get a drink and a smoke around here.

[ She accidentally cut her hand and she's just Staring at the blood in abject horror ]

] first thing that sticks out to her is the sign. of course. hes so mad. hes so fucking mad.

] chartreuse and his stupid fucking free spamton shimeji for iphone and android

{ Very faint sound from Chartreuse's phone. } [[Librarby]]

I didn't ask for this.

] full pfp . the coloring is sloppy as fuck cause i did it on my phone sorry yy

] full pfp . the coloring is sloppy as fuck cause i did it on my phone sorry yy

Oh, my god.

[ Looking like a Victorian businessman who just got teleported 500 years into the future ]

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] ok. i have to get dinner but i'm throwing him up there now.

- oooooooooooooooooooooauagaagagghahagahaghag uagauauig u - You ok man? - Oh heavens no. Absolutely not.

] WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!!

] this is still killing me he looks so fucking mad about it

] ive ALMOST GOT IT . i Swear on my Life ive almost got it . it just gives me an error message when i try to talk to her a second time ffuck

] WHY DOES TALKING TO HIM SOFTLOCK ME.

] OOPS