I MISSED THE TUTORIAL

HEY! WHERE'S THE TUTORIAL??? WHERE IS IT???

what the fuck is happenin' now

the fuck's goin' on over there

i just wanna grill and chill

the fuck is a chaser

// i gotta go back to work in a sec so ill be really sporadic, but ill be home in an hour

// please this kills me

… they kissed in the third grade ????????

ineed a girl to kiss to prove my point

YEAH WELL I’M GONNA KISS A GIRL [ counts her fingers ] 9 TIMES

damn … only seven … gotta make ‘em count

// idk what came over me i got bit by the susie muse this morning

seven noelles 💭

[ staring at her hands ] ddo i even know seven girls ………….

my stomach’s tellin’ me to eat three whole pizzas rn fuuuuuck

[ whips her head around ] thfuck was that

// this is making delirious

RALSEI

somethin’ tells me that shit’s been crazy since i’ve been gone for [ checks calendar ] 17 days

WHAT !!!

WHAT

SUSIE: Are you ready to ROCK HARD!? RALSEI: Umm... c-can we rock soft?

AGGHH! IT'S TOO QUIET HERE ‼️

QUICK

if nobody got me i know i got me

if anyone’s getting a sick mecha version of themselves it’s ME

yeah there's one

this place is FULL of FREAKS

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗘 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗠𝗨𝗡 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗔𝗖𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

✱ Someone out there wants you. Promise. ▹ #utrp/#drrp ▹ sfw only. ▹ spoilers ahead. ✎ : #angelicbutterflies

temp pinned . 5000th kris account to be made this week .

genuine question who the FUCK invented starboard and larboard

mornin’.

IT'S TOO QUIET RIGHT NOW.

hey man. why.

susiecity’s always a great time.

Alright pack it up everyone. Damn.

also i feel like i missed somethin' more crazy than berdly and kris flirtin'. huh.

THIS SHIT IS NOT REAL

DUDE

[ You are still confused on what you just said. ] [ You are staring at the sky. ] [ You open your mouth to speak. ] [ ❤️ Double down. > Abort this line of speaking, now. ] 𝖔𝖋 𝖈𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖎 𝖉𝖎𝖉 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖇𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖌𝖎𝖗𝖑

[ > Shake your head. ❤️ Show him honest compassion. ] If you are chopped then together we are choppeded [ What. ]

// everyone gets a turn at the wheel of horrors. never stops

TIME'S TICKIN' NERDLY I DIDN'T FORGET WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT EARLIER.

that's amazing.

AAAAHAHAHAHA.

[ The passion is up in flames. Dramatic lighting falls over the two if them and romantic anime sparkles and bokeh surround him. He raises his wing, and with a smug grin and a flirty wink, rests his hand on Kris' shoulder. What he says next will surprise you! ] 𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖞𝖔𝖚, 𝕶𝖗𝖎𝖘-𝖘𝖆𝖓.