...How in th' goddamn are WE the well adjusted ones here? The fuck happened over there, dude????

I'm what

[ And her? She's been fighting. But when she's so disconnected from the rest of the group, having been pulled around left and right by her real world obligations... she's been just a touch gridlocked. She's strong. She can handle it. She's a fucking hero, she's been doing this shit. ]

Dude, I'm also right here.

[ NC ] That slowburn really is excruciating, isn't it? Ah, good thing I don't have anything like that with my Kris.

If someone calls me purple sauce for real, I might actually flip my shit. I'm so serious, dude.

[ Man. This shit sucks. ]

[ Uh. Y'know, actually. Where IS Kris? She was kinda chillin' before, but she's getting concerned. ]

[ THEY HAVE RIZZ??? ]

Wh? You so died. Don't revision history me?? ...Revise history? Eh.

I did say that. Heh.

I'll call any bitch a bitch. It's part of my charm. [ Sticks her tongue out. ]

Dude. I think having a job is worse than that jail we got stuck in when we were in the Dark World. I have to be fucking NICE to people? Ugh, gross.

Man, what the fuck did I miss NOW.

Hooooly fuck, dude. Just kiss already.

Dude. It's gonna be fall soon. We're finally out of the goddamn Super Heat Matrix.

...tch, the fuck's wrong with being soft sometimes? Nobody wants to eat a brick. 'cept me, but. I'm a fuckin' freak.

Literally just don't??? [ She is so confused. ]

Yeah!! That!! Quit it!!

Why the hell is everyone saying that so sparkly 'n shit?

#deltarune ...Hey Kris, watch this.

[ ...she's still not feeling very good. she's... shaking a little, even now. genuinely, it's very rare to see her this hurt, this afraid. ]

I WANNA RUN AWAY, CHANGE MY NAME I WANNA RUN AWAY, FIX MY SHIT ===== indie fandomless oc, penned by snowy ❄️ [ #MVRP - #OCRP - #RPSKY ]

Dude, the hell is everyone freaking out for?

FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN????

...Ralsei kissing himself feels like it'd be like. Almost too sweet? Like, putting too much sugar in your coffee. [ ...And yet, she can see the appeal. ]

I mean??? I guess??? [ Congratulations, you've officially confused Susie out of any smart or funny response. This is, somehow, the first time this has ever happened with her and Kris. ]

[ Blinks. ] Wh. Okay?? Sure?? [ Now she's confused! She just kinda stares before nodding awkwardly. ] W-whatever, dude.

I'm not even into myself like that??? I don't really... [ Okay, that might be too much info. ] It's not me that I'm into, s'all.

Dude. When did Kris get so into selfcest, the fuck-

Dude, Ralsei is fucking metal now? What?? [ ...Can't stop the slight grin on her face. ]

// hmm.

[ Fuckin'. Scampers into the room, clattering on the floor with a groan as she shakes out her hand. ] You're a dick. [ Said with a slight smile at even the sight of them. Oh, she's down horrendous. ]

[ Staring at her phone. Breath held, heart quickening... ]

[ This shit's hard to watch. She's... not really a great judge of morality, but... ]

[ Siiiiigh. Thinking of fluffy boys... ]

[ How it feels right now deadass- ]

Damn, I haven't been to a psych ward before. Is it fun?

What the fuck do you MEAN Alphys opened up a Dark World??????

OOC : // Yknow what yeah. Hi. Hello (Only comment I'll make here is No underage muses for the shipping part because. She's literally in her 50s)

ummmm

(Come follow me into the dark, with your heart as the ark which shall shine you the way.) [ #MVRP | #DELTARUNERP | #DRRP | 🧣 ]

// im about to steal!!! but yeah now that ive been around for a bit... how we doin chat

Man... the idea of being mean to Ralsei makes me sick now. [ A little grin. ] Oh, absolutely gonna "bully" him still though. Heh heh.

Guh... it's still so fucking hot. I'm gonna go kill the goddamn sun.

...I'm skipping class tomorrow. Personal reasons.

[ Coughing and wheezing. ] DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

Dude, what the hell???

[ Softly. ] Don't.