Kris looks so cool...

[ * Don't mind him. It's not his fault that his two best friends are good looking. ]

/ scratches head i dont knoooow

[ * is egg but we know this by now ]

...also, what does "eggboy" mean?

What does this "estrogen would fix her" thing mean, anyway? [ * Yes I am asking this on this account for good reason ]

(... Why did Kris repost that?)

... Hmm. If Kris and Susie fused, would they be called... "Krusie"? [ * yes i did this on purpose. ralsei did not ]

Halloween is coming up, huh?

The King called me a "Lightner lapdog" when I visited him today...

I'm glad Kris has so much confidence in their appearance!

// sorry he's normal

// anyway he's normal

// if anyone is spying on this i promise that ralsei's initial reaction to what kris said... the reasoning behind it is stupider than you think

I'm evil in the sense that I will kill you with kindness!

[ what if he became an enemy just so Kris would flirt with him more ]

[ imagine being this easy. couldn't be her. one point for the saviors of the waking world. ...compared to the fun gang's like, 40. but shhh let her have this. ]

...i don't think i particularly needed to know that about kris. good for them, though.

// I love how everyone understood the assignment to just start treating Kris like a dog

// DAMMIT RICHIE I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE

Oh, I know the DownKris spell!

// if I did truth potion again would anyone be interested

@whattheycallyou.seeks.quest Oh, um, Kris... I want to ask you something.

// this actually reminds me of the suselle moment where Susie startles Noelle with the "severed hand" joke....

// this post exposes me for having rped warrior cats

// they should grab him and kill him

// Kris plays super Mario 64 ds confirmed

// kralsei is funny because kris says basic shit like "just be yourself" & "yeah, i don't totally hate you or anything" & ralsei acts like kris got down on one knee and professed their undying love to him

// this is the most motivational poster ass reply i just started laughing

Who would make this...

... Have Darkners been... becoming Lightners?

@darkprince.is.fluff.iest.fyi [ 🖤 You use the RALSEITEA. ] [ 🖤 The warmth of a campfire dances along your tongue, soothing frayed nerves. Marshmallow and peach, pineapple maybe? A fruit cocktail; an ambrosia salad. ] [ 🖤 But you can't get enough. ] [ 🖤 Maybe you never will. ] ( +180 )

Are you only hanging out with me because of the Prophecy

// why is this the sassiest reply i've made

[ * He has never been jealous in his entire life and he's not about to start. ]

...... puppy Kris......

[ * KRIS. HE WILL DIE. AND YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO HAVE KILLED HIM. ]

[ * DON'T BE CUTE AFTER YOU SAID THAT. ]

Halloween is coming, isn't it...

* I sample the @darkprince.is.fluff.iest.fyi tea. * The bag reads "Echo of Autumn". A CHILDREN'S CEREAL . MARSHMALLOW , BUT IT GIVES WAY TO SOMETHING FAINT AND NOSTALGIC . IT READS TO ME QUITE LIKE APPLE CIDER . . . . HOW MUCH LONGER , MY MONARCH , UNTIL THEY REALIZE ? (+80)

( @darkprince.is.fluff.iest.fyi ) [ * Hannah drinks from the Ralsei Tea. ] ... mmn, that taste is... ...s' weird. it's forward with, like, a smore made out of a burnt marshmallow. 'n then it's almost all charcoal, but the note after it... ...some kinda spice? anise? cinnamon..? ( +80? )

// fluff you said

// gender euphoria be like

Ouppy...

[ * ... Would he garner attention about how cute he is if he wore a dress? ]

// they never came back...

// the conversation is getting a little... 𝔀𝓮𝓲𝓻𝓭.