AAAAHHHHHGGGHHHHHH

Hah! Boss of what? Hogwash?

Happens to me

Quickly, I lift my sleeve up to wipe away whatever tears have started forming. But as I pull it away... No wet spot remains. A-Ah... Right, this isn't... This is a virtual world...this isn't my body, so I can't...actually cry......

(wii sports announcer voice) Home Run!

] i love yuri but i never said it'd be easy .

Puppy want a fucking break from it all.

Say, are you a professional stalker? Don't take it personally.

oh, i’m sorry, i promise, i'm doing my best i just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet.

NOW SPELL "𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝚁" 𝘍-𝘙-𝘐-𝘌-𝘕-𝘋-𝘚 　　 𝗪𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗴. THE CORRECT SPELLING IS 　　　Ｙ－Ｏ－Ｕ．

sorry

WHAT THE FUCK

Yuri?

] i couldn't pass up the opportunity sorry.

* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ･:*:･ﾟ☆ 》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮 ・゜゜・．LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Fuck! My IQ was decreased today at work I HATE this job it doesn't work correctly. [ Smashes a coffee cup over her own head ] Ahh that feels better I think I might go back to work now.

// rips off my shirt to reveal a second shirt that says "I ❤️ LESBIANS"

Am I anything? Am I even a person beneath?

] speaking wingdings and she was STILL making up words

Fuck! My IQ was decreased today at work I HATE this job it doesn't work correctly. [ Smashes a coffee cup over her own head ] Ahh that feels better I think I might go back to work now.

Worry not! You have my word.

] sorry i think it's really fucking funny to think she can just do that.

L-listen to me! Regrettably, I'm v-very hard-working and sh-shouldn't be in a place full of morons having FUN.

[ Grabby hands. Reaching out and putting her head back on. Retrieving her hat from the ground and putting it back in place. ] Bless you for your assistance!

[ Slowly growing more distant ] Highly inconveniencing. Would you mind assisting me

Ah, that's right! Like so. [ Pulling out the Humanboard? And petting its head? ]

[ Her head falls to the ground like a fucked up ball and starts rolling away ]

Quite frankly, I haven't the foggiest idea of what's happening to me.

Petting...? But I'm not a pet.

] i hope everyone knows im referencing this

... Huh? What? What was that? What did you just do to me.

Real life isn't a video game. You can't just press the reset button. The sins you've committed will never disappear.

With prices this low, you can't afford a lifetime to wait!

I'm sorry. Nothing I say makes any sense anyway... If I were you, I wouldn't believe any of it.

Hey pal! My sympathy is gonna cost you for every condolence.

Is this some kind of attack .

Fucking do it, I dare you.

Oh, please, pardon me of my sins, Your Great and Merciful Majesty. Should I smash my face into a rock until it's unrecognizable?

What's your PROBLEM.

Ah, you're exactly right! Please accept my apologies! Social distancing is still a vital practicement.

Why the fuck do you look like me.

[ Her head is vibrating a little bit like an object clipping into another object in gmod. Collision sfx included ]

[ Freezing up like a prey animal and following the approaching paw with her eyes ]

(Slot machines, they feed on hope.)

You’re frivolous, full of fatigue.

You're the, you're the one who's to blame; It can't be stopped, I'm sick with shame!