( NC ) But it’s perfect

hey, she’s the one getting mad and hurting her head more! i’m just talking. about birdito. ( they would say it was definitely fun for them, but she probably wouldn’t like to hear that. )

awwww. but we were just starting to have fun!… ( mockingly pouting. )

morning.

( a louder snicker, this time. ) geez, does your head hurt that bad? it was ONLY a watermelon, tron. so dramatic... ( they wonder if it really did do a number on her. they walk back over to tron, curious… )

joker. Berdly diss on his birthday ooooohhhhh

( a snicker. she’s getting psychic damage just from them speaking. ) yeah, but it’s not like he gets them from his mom. 😒 don’t make him all nerdy with your mechanic stuff like berdly. we don’t need two brainiac birds.

wow. such dere, is tsun to my ears… ( ew. ) he gets all of his good traits from me, you know. || )

did NOT. ( they haven’t put two and two together yet. ) well, at least i don’t eat… whatever this is? what even is this? ( they rub their chin in thought, looking up— OH. they smirk, now. ) is thaaaat…. a bird house?~

joker. they did static at a miku concert???? WHAT!!!

ohhhh… that’s why it’s so UGLY. ( they literally just said it was neat? ) …….. ( IS that bird seed? what the heck? they walk a little closer to it, perplexed. ) you have a weird diet, tron…

[I MEAN SHE IS AT LEAST A LITTLE GAY RIGHT CHAT] ...the hell does it mean by chat?!

it’s a metaphor, toon. ( eye roll. ) well… i guess that counts. this uh… whatever this is is neat i guess. ( blink. ) where even am i, actually?

but are they homes? you sleep at a homeless center. doesn’t mean you have a house.

arent you homeless?

i don‘t have neighbors!!! my house is isolated, idiot!!!

…none of your business.

oh, i found it already.

base…? like, her house? ( they think of the workshop that they visited before. but it wouldn’t really make sense for her to live there. ) alright, i gueeesssss we can… do you have like. a bike or something? surely we’re not running all the way there.

sneaky kris in the pocket

ew. not “friendship”. rivalry, or something. ( tempo’s unfortunately not gonna let this go. they see that. they’ll just turn to malicious compliance, then! ) fine, fine! i’ll “apologize”… but i don’t even know where she is. i didn’t take her to the hospital, so…

can pie…

This is canon btw

tron vs watermelon power scaling

( they would rather get flayed then apologize to tron, really. not even because they hate her /that/ much— it was just the principle of the matter. ) she wouldn’t even care if i did! i’ll just. write a letter or something… ( it would undoubtedly be a taunting message. )

ah— ( they flinched a bit, but the tap barely hurt, if at all. how strange. it was kind of cute, in a way— but then they realize it was probably a tron thing, and frown. it seemed like a tron thing to ask. ) fiiiiiineeee… that was my only watermelon, anyway.

huh? ( they had kind of forgot about it. i mean, definitely not the feeling of victory, but other then that they didn’t really care. they think about lying for a moment… but there’s no way she buys whatever bullshit excuse they come up with. ) oh yeah, haha. i totally did do that.

( they had just climbed into bed when they heard the doorbell ring. what the hell? they click their tongue and sigh, climbing back out and walking down to the door. they lazily open it and lean against the door. ) what could you possibly wa— oh! uh. hey, tempo…?

fuck dude hero knight is ruining my life

they ARE. ( kind of reminds them of something they saw in a game. ) you could like totally crush someones head with that. like a grape.

what r u talking about unc

uh, kris. nice to meet you. you must be new… ( their eyes drift to the cybernetic arms. whoa. ) cool arms.

exactly. EXACTLY. you get me, uh… ( snap snap. trying to remember her name— wait. ) uh. who are you?

SEE!!! you get it!

snickers solos all your favorite candy bars btw

joker. Peak jumpscare

joker. edgerunners…

a— wow. hell yeah! ( they cheer, victorious, and walk away. )

( tossing a watermelon at tron’s face as their first idea. )

whoa. i didn’t know you had a whole harem. i need to lock in…

uhhhhhhhh. what the heck are you on about???? ( they’ve gotta defend their position... )

joker. in case anyone’s wondering why i’ve been even LESS active i’m on vacation. i just climbed like a mountain or smth

ahhh this reminds me of the time i got my bones liquidated ( flashback.sfx )

ralsei is definitely a lightner chaser.

whoa

( NC ) ( oh god they can see the +ENRAGED in the corner of their eye. oh it’s so over ) AIEEEEEEE I LIKED YOUR CUUUUUUUUTTTTT

( NC ) ( they thought that would work, and slap her and start to run. they were gonna slap the back of her head. after a few seconds they realize they literally just slapped her face and they start to run even harder. )

( NC ) HOLY CRAP IS THAT MY SOUL BEHIND YOU

( NC ) must be opposite day…