Shoutout to @jamaicanhoney.bsky.social and Big Delta for taking me out last night for my birthday! 🤎

Me:

Just try your best today, baby. 💛

Everybody’s just like “wtf”

Every. Single. Day.

I’m so sick of the news. Siccud!

So, Jimmy Kimmel getting his show canceled is insane. Goodbye free speech.

More forehead kisses, yes, but also more hand kisses: my lips pressed to your palm, gently, when you touch my cheek; on your inner wrist, sweetly, the first of many that trail up towards your neck; a kiss on each finger, reverent, on the hand that holds my heart.

I hope all the fine men between 5’8”-6’6” with a big dingaling have a great day today.

Dolla make me holla!

The NYC location pin actually being in Massachusetts is sending me lmaooo

I love a fruit snack. Nerds gummy clusters, Mott’s fruit snacks, Haribo gummies, or Albanese gummies stay in my pantry.

why am i sad? oh idk maybe because i committed the mortal sin of staying informed in 2025

Sometimes I am! Sometimes I’m not!🧍🏾‍♂️

Currently watching documentaries about the Obama years, it’s no denying that man was a helluva leader and set on unifying the country. We need definitely need more of both these days.

I really got a big, bald ass head.

*manifesting*

America has an insatiable appetite for Black pain in all its vagaries. A thirst for Black blood that can’t be slaked. This hunger has been here for so long that when some people read about the two lynching that happened in Mississippi hours apart, they don’t even flinch. America is a monster.

I haven’t been off in so long, I don’t know what to do with myself.

No, for real. They be letting me be my lil swisher sweet self.

I just find it hard to believe a person hanging from a tree with broken legs committed suicide. You don’t suspect even a little bit of foul play? That’s odd.

The news gets worse every single day. For every good piece of news, there is 75 other terrible things that happened in this country.

True love.

This is your reminder that loving yourself is a journey, take it one step at a time.

I am SUCH an old man on the inside and I don’t even be trying 😭 I’m a grandpa and that’s okay!

I love being BLACK! I would not trade the skin I’m in for anything. I hope I’m Black in every single lifetime. I love loving on my fellow Black people and I love seeing my fellow Black people love on themselves!

Why not both?

😌

Welp, I guess I’m finna give Apple a few dollars. #AppleEvent

I honestly doubt anybody realizes how cold it is when we’re all running from the national guard.

Legislative Branch. Compromised Executive Branch. Compromised Judicial Branch. Compromised. Constitution. COMPROMISED. America has already fallen. It just doesn’t look it does in the movies….its even worse.

Okay, bookmarks. I see you Bluesky.

Chat, new Elmiene just dropped.

Ain’t no better joy than picking up your latte just after they’ve finished steaming the milk. *chef’s kiss*

I just need my spark back.

Nature pics and animal videos I could look at all day.

America heartbroken to discover president somehow still alive

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh much? Light blue.

Mind you she tried to run me over. 🤧

We’ve become desensitized to so much, and that’s why humanity is the way it is now.

It’s the hope that kills ya *35 minutes late to his own proof of life*

The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.

I’m supposed to be in a lavender marriage with @doctuhp.me but he starves me!!!!

Just saw the press conference and he’s not incapacitated.

Don’t give up. We’re gonna get that Breaking News alert. Just keep moving day by day.

Nobody: Me: At the dooouble yewwweeewww

We’re now in the best month of the year.

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.